“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: OPERATION EPIC TURKEY: EXPOSED ON TELEVISION PROGRAMME “MALAYSIA TONIGHT”: THE ROLE OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN

OPERATION EPIC TURKEY: EXPOSED ON TELEVISION PROGRAMME “MALAYSIA TONIGHT”: THE ROLE OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN I certainly will not claim a starring role in Epic Turkey but it was more than a bit part. Madame Fong and Bobby Fong Jr. had a list of criminal charges longer than Repunzal’s hair. The majority were in theContinue reading ““Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: OPERATION EPIC TURKEY: EXPOSED ON TELEVISION PROGRAMME “MALAYSIA TONIGHT”: THE ROLE OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN”

“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: OPERATION EPIC TURKEY: EXPOSED ON TELEVISION PROGRAMME “MALAYSIA TONIGHT”

OPERATION EPIC TURKEY: EXPOSED ON TELEVISION PROGRAMME “MALAYSIA TONIGHT” Prime Minister Wong and I arrived at his compound around 18:00 hours and, as advised by his aids, watched “Malaysia Tonight” on the Radio Televisyen Malaysia network (RTM). An RTM investigative team exposed the American intelligence operation code named “Epic Turkey” having the goal of theContinue reading ““Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: OPERATION EPIC TURKEY: EXPOSED ON TELEVISION PROGRAMME “MALAYSIA TONIGHT””

“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: THE TREACHERY OF THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES: NANCY SINATRA’S BOOTS ARE GONNA WALK RIGHT OVER SOMEONE!

THE TREACHERY OF THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES: NANCY SINATRA’S BOOTS ARE GONNA WALK RIGHT OVER SOMEONE! After the celebration of life ceremony for Sir Reginald Nicomshire, Prime Minister Wong and I were on route to his compound when he received a call. I do not speak Mandarin but it was not necessary toContinue reading ““Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: THE TREACHERY OF THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES: NANCY SINATRA’S BOOTS ARE GONNA WALK RIGHT OVER SOMEONE!”

“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: SIR REGINALD NICOMSHIRE’S FUNERAL: FROM PORNOGRAPHIC POSTCARD SALESMAN TO THE SECOND LARGEST SHIPOWNER IN THE WORLD

SIR REGINALD NICOMSHIRE’S FUNERAL: FROM PORNOGRAPHIC POSTCARD SALESMAN TO THE SECOND LARGEST SHIPOWNER IN THE WORLD I have previously related to you Sir Reginald Nicomshire’s humble and perhaps tarnished past. Reginald, or Reggie as the lower elements of Liverpool referred to him as quit school at 11 years of age to sell pornographic postcards. WellContinue reading ““Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: SIR REGINALD NICOMSHIRE’S FUNERAL: FROM PORNOGRAPHIC POSTCARD SALESMAN TO THE SECOND LARGEST SHIPOWNER IN THE WORLD”

“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: READY ACTION SHOOT IN SINGAPORE? NICOLE KIDMAN CALLS!

READY ACTION SHOOT IN SINGAPORE? NICOLE KIDMAN CALLS! As Prime Minister Wong and I were completing our ablutions to attend the state funeral of Sir Reginald Nicomshire he received a call from the famous Aussie-American actress on a confidential basis. Kidman floated the idea of filming a new project about me most of it inContinue reading ““Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: READY ACTION SHOOT IN SINGAPORE? NICOLE KIDMAN CALLS!”

“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: THE ABDUCTION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: OPERATION SMEAR, GRAB AND DISCREDIT: NORTH KOREA

THE ABDUCTION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: OPERATION SMEAR, GRAB AND DISCREDIT: NORTH KOREA (excerpt from White House Executive Summary) Our President and supreme leader Orville Grump believes Kim Jong Un, the Supreme Leader of North Korea, “is a real good guy, real nice, we really get along but he is a jughead and makes tooContinue reading ““Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: THE ABDUCTION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: OPERATION SMEAR, GRAB AND DISCREDIT: NORTH KOREA”

“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: NOTICE TO READERS FROM THE SINGAPORE TIMES

NOTICE TO READERS FROM THE SINGAPORE TIMES The Editors of The Singapore Times would like to inform readers of THE ABDUCTION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN that for reasons of security and good order of Singapore as discussed with The Minister of State Security and Public Order the aforementioned daily column shall be discontinued.

“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: THE ABDUCTION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: MURDERS ON THE EASTERN & ORIENTAL EXPRESS: THE WORLD TO SHAKE DOWN TO ITS FOUNDATIONS! I AM FREE AT LAST!!!!!

The Singapore Times Exclusive: THE ABDUCTION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: MURDER ON THE EASTERN & ORIENTAL EXPRESS: THE WORLD TO SHAKE DOWN TO ITS FOUNDATIONS! I AM FREE AT LAST!!!!! At our breakfast it was announced all passengers would be escorted off the train to be processed by Singaporean customs and immigration the following dayContinue reading ““Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: THE ABDUCTION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: MURDERS ON THE EASTERN & ORIENTAL EXPRESS: THE WORLD TO SHAKE DOWN TO ITS FOUNDATIONS! I AM FREE AT LAST!!!!!”

“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: THE ABDUCTION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: MURDERS ON THE EASTERN & ORIENTAL EXPRESS: BOBBY FONG JR. NOT EVEN QUESTIONED

The Singapore Times Exclusive: THE ABDUCTION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: MURDER ON THE EASTERN & ORIENTAL EXPRESS: BOBBY FONG JR.NOT EVEN QUESTIONED Madame Fong is no longer with us. As she is the villain behind my abduction you know where she can go; a very hot place. The Singaporean and Malaysian investigative team had anContinue reading ““Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: THE ABDUCTION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: MURDERS ON THE EASTERN & ORIENTAL EXPRESS: BOBBY FONG JR. NOT EVEN QUESTIONED”

“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: THE ABDUCTION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: MURDERS ON THE EASTERN & ORIENTAL EXPRESS: GRUESOME MURDER OF MADAME FONG!

The Singapore Times Exclusive: THE ABDUCTION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: MURDER ON THE EASTERN & ORIENTAL EXPRESS: GRUESOME MURDER OF MADAME FONG! Bobby Fong Jr., Amira and I were just about ready to leave the dining salon after our breakfast when news reached us Madame Fong, or at least most of her, was found murderedContinue reading ““Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: THE ABDUCTION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: MURDERS ON THE EASTERN & ORIENTAL EXPRESS: GRUESOME MURDER OF MADAME FONG!”