5November2025: Toronto, Ontario A Little Birdie Told Me will be publishing on a serialized basis Robert K. Stephen’s “Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”. This represents a progression of canine centric novels previously published by Robert K. Stephen including “Memoirs of Dylan the Westie”, “Reggie the Egyptian Rescue Dog” and “Andrij the Orphaned UkrainianContinue reading “Press Release: New Serialized Novel to be Published: “Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”
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Press Release: Spoof News Service: Secret Service Dismantled by Elon Musk and Replaced by a New Republican Guard
Plattsburg, New York: 8February2025: Elon Musk’s Office of Slash and Burn announced today the dismantling of the Secret Service noting its fraud, corruption and incompetence as threatening the arrival of America’s Golden Age. Musk stated, “Our glorious leader presents Americans with the arrival of a Golden Age which will sweep throughout our great country increasedContinue reading “Press Release: Spoof News Service: Secret Service Dismantled by Elon Musk and Replaced by a New Republican Guard”
Press Release: Spoof News Services: Canadian Ministry of Health Recommends Super Bowl LIX Quarantine for Sanity and Sovereignty
Toronto: (8February2025): The Minister of Health of Canada Rosie Boilscab addressed Canadians on national television this morning urging Canadians to avoid watching the upcoming Super Bowl. She stated ,”Given the increase of cases of severe psychiatric disturbances amongst Canadians, particularly Post Trumpmatic Stress Disorder and Trumplfluenza it is essential Canadians quarantine themselves from a massiveContinue reading “Press Release: Spoof News Services: Canadian Ministry of Health Recommends Super Bowl LIX Quarantine for Sanity and Sovereignty “
Press Release: Spoof News Services: 2,146,000 Gaza Palestinians to be Relocated to the Northwest Territories in Canada: Ottawa: 26March2025
Peter Polygrip, the Prime Minister of Canada, announced today that Canada will resettle 2,146,000 Palestinians from Gaza to its Northwest Territories. Prime Minister Polygrip remarked that considering the deep friendship between Canadians and Americans it is the least we can do to assist our fellow neighbours citing the Gaza is a key manufacturer of fentanylContinue reading “Press Release: Spoof News Services: 2,146,000 Gaza Palestinians to be Relocated to the Northwest Territories in Canada: Ottawa: 26March2025”
Press Release: Spoof News Services: Acting President Elon Musk Opens Trump Golden Age Plaza Hotel in Gaza City: 23February2029: Tel Aviv
Acting President Elon Musk opened The Trump Golden Age Plaza Hotel in Gaza City this evening. Acting President Musk expressed concern about the whereabouts of Vice President Nochance and President Donald J. Trump last seen at a “Golden Age” celebratory dinner at the Muskmobile Automotive plant in Languish, Michigan. Apparently the autoworkers, all volunteer GazaContinue reading “Press Release: Spoof News Services: Acting President Elon Musk Opens Trump Golden Age Plaza Hotel in Gaza City: 23February2029: Tel Aviv”
Press Release: Vice President Jimbo Nochance Explains United States Free All Inclusive Vacation to Canadian Government Cabinet at Guantanamo Bay
Spoof News Services: 4February2025: Washington “Yesterday evening 60 United States Marine Walrus Special Forces limousines were dispatched to Ottawa, Canada with large “51st” markings on their exterior. Fittingly the vehicles entered through Kingston, Ontario and after a stop at McDonalds for wholesome American food our nation has come to love they proceeded 4 hours furtherContinue reading “Press Release: Vice President Jimbo Nochance Explains United States Free All Inclusive Vacation to Canadian Government Cabinet at Guantanamo Bay”
PRESS RELEASE: United States Vice President Elect J.D. Vance To Be Appointed as Mayor of the Ontario City of Wa Wa
Wa Wa, Ontario, Canada: 29December2024: Spoof New Services: It was announced today that Vice President Elect of the United States of America, J.D. Vance will be appointed by the unnamed Governor of Canada State, thought to be Wayne Gretzky, as the new mayor of the Ontario city Wa Wa in early in February 2025. ViceContinue reading “PRESS RELEASE: United States Vice President Elect J.D. Vance To Be Appointed as Mayor of the Ontario City of Wa Wa”
PRESS RELEASE: Donald J. Trump to be Appointed as Governor General of Canada
President Elect Trump Appointed Governor General of Canada Spoof Wire Services: 27December2024: Ottawa, Ontario: Justin Trudeau, Prime Minister Soon to Be Unelected announced today the Government of Canada has appointed President Elect Donald Trump as Governor General of Canada who will therefore become His Majesty’s representative in the Government of Canada. Prime Minster Trudeau expressedContinue reading “PRESS RELEASE: Donald J. Trump to be Appointed as Governor General of Canada”
Press Release: Trans Canada Air to Charge Passengers for Bathroom Use
Toronto: 4December2024: Spoof Wire Services Canada’s greediest and most detested air carrier announced yet another extra fee payable by all passengers except for those in its Big Wig Class which will kick in beginning 1January2025. All non-Big Wig Class passengers will be required to pay a $10 “Privilege Fee” to access all WC’s onboard. ForContinue reading “Press Release: Trans Canada Air to Charge Passengers for Bathroom Use”
