“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: THE ABDUCTION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: DEFENDING SIR REGINALD NICOMSHIRE AGAINST MALAY TIGER

THE ABDUCTION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: DEFENDING SIR REGINALD NICOMSHIRE AGAINST MALAY TIGER The Singapore Times Exclusive: THE ABDUCTION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: DEFENDING SIR REGINALD NICOMSHIRE AGAINST MALAY TIGER Bobby Jr. and I fared poorly in the sleep department before our expedition to Taman Negara Park. The train was lurching and jerking most ofContinue reading ““Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: THE ABDUCTION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: DEFENDING SIR REGINALD NICOMSHIRE AGAINST MALAY TIGER”

RKS British Literature: Don’t Fight the British Colonizers of Burma: Be a Parasite (George Orwell)

“U Po Kyin’s earliest memory, back in the eighties, was of standing, a naked pot-bellied child, watching the British troops march victorious into Mandalay. He remembered the terror he had felt of those columns of great beef-fed men, red faced and red-coated; and the long rifles over their shoulders, and the heavy, rhythmic tramp ofContinue reading “RKS British Literature: Don’t Fight the British Colonizers of Burma: Be a Parasite (George Orwell)”

RKS British Literature: British Worship of the Money-God (George Orwell)

“The types he saw all round him, especially the older men, made him squirm. That was what it meant to worship the money-god! To settle down, to Make Good, to sell your soul for a villa and an aspidistra! To turn into the little bowler-hatted sneak-Strube’s ‘little man’-the little docile cit who slips home byContinue reading “RKS British Literature: British Worship of the Money-God (George Orwell)”

RKS British Literature: Money Worship as New Religion (George Orwell)

“What he realized, and more clearly as time went on, was that money-worship has been elevated into a religion. Perhaps it is the only real religion -the only really felt religion-that is left to us. Money is what God used to be. Good and evil have no meaning any longer except failure and success. HenceContinue reading “RKS British Literature: Money Worship as New Religion (George Orwell)”

“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: GEORGE TOWN GAZETTE EXCLUSIVE! SIR REGINALD NICOMSHIRE ESCAPES SERIOUS MAULING BY MALAY TIGER: REMARKABLE ACT OF BRAVERY BY WEST HIGHLAND TERRIER

GEORGE TOWN GAZETTE EXCLUSIVE! SIR REGINALD NICOMSHIRE ESCAPES SERIOUS MAULING BY MALAY TIGER: REMARKABLE ACT OF BRAVERY BY WEST HIGHLAND TERRIER George Town, Malaysia: by Don “Tiny Bubbles” Ho Earlier this morning at Taman Negara National Park Sir Reginald Nicomshire, Singaporean shipping magnate and philanthropist, was attacked by a Malay Tiger in the heart ofContinue reading ““Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: GEORGE TOWN GAZETTE EXCLUSIVE! SIR REGINALD NICOMSHIRE ESCAPES SERIOUS MAULING BY MALAY TIGER: REMARKABLE ACT OF BRAVERY BY WEST HIGHLAND TERRIER”

RKS British Literature: One Great Cruelty One Can Inflict on a Child (George Orwell)

“Even at the third-rate schools to which Gordon was sent nearly all the boys were richer than himself. They soon found out his poverty, of course, and gave him hell because of it. Probably the greatest cruelty one can inflict on a child is to send it to school among children richer than itself. AContinue reading “RKS British Literature: One Great Cruelty One Can Inflict on a Child (George Orwell)”

RKS British Literature: Lorenheim the Lizard Like Lodger (George Orwell)

“On the second floor lived Lorenheim, a dark meagre lizard-like creature of uncertain age and race who made about thirty-five shillings a week by touting vacuum cleaners. Gordon always went hurriedly past Lorenheim’s door. Lorenheim was one of those people who have not a single friend in the world and who are devoured by lustContinue reading “RKS British Literature: Lorenheim the Lizard Like Lodger (George Orwell)”

RKS British Literature: Never Fat Just Stout (George Orwell)

“He was really horribly fat. He filled his trousers as though he had been melted and then poured into them. But of course, like other fat people, he never admitted to being fat. No fat person ever uses the word ‘fat’ if there is any way of avoiding it. ‘Stout’ is the word they use-orContinue reading “RKS British Literature: Never Fat Just Stout (George Orwell)”

“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: THE ABDUCTION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: DINNER TIME ON THE EASTERN & ORIENTAL EXPRESS

The Singapore Times Exclusive: THE ABDUCTION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: DINNER TIME ON THE EASTERN & ORIENTAL EXPRESS There are two dining cars on the Eastern & Oriental Express. All tables have large scenic windows. I recall the sun setting in the Malaysian jungle as absolutely spectacular. Fine dining par excellence. I had never seenContinue reading ““Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: THE ABDUCTION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: DINNER TIME ON THE EASTERN & ORIENTAL EXPRESS”

RKS British Literature: Moneyless Unlovables (George Orwell)

“Money, once again; all is money. All human relationships must be purchased with money. If you have no money, men won’t care for you, women won’t love you; won’t, that is, care for you or love you the last little bit that matters. And how right they are after all! For, moneyless you are unlovable.”Continue reading “RKS British Literature: Moneyless Unlovables (George Orwell)”