“DOGE Days Afternoon” hits the screens at the French River Film Festival in New Jersey tomorrow. It is the tale, and a woeful one at that, about “an off-centre man” a renowned industrialist Horatio Alger, Moron Tusk (Tony Tesla) holding the United States hostage by destroying its governmental apparatus for the pure pleasure of exercisingContinue reading “SPOOF Movie Review: “DOGE Days Afternoon”: Moron Tusk Stars in a Confusing Epic of Bravado, Ego and Banality: To the Septic Tank Age”
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President Donald Trump Suffers Ear Injury Caused by Late Night Chicken Bone Scuffle: Spoof News Services: Washington: 22February2025:
At 2 a.m. Washington time this morning a scuffle broke out in a Presidential garage abutting the White House. A Republican Guard Patrol, successor to the disbanded Secret Service, and a MAGA Patriot Patrol converged simultaneously upon a suspicious figure hunched over in a menacing manner oohing and awing licking greasy fingers. Both patrols collidedContinue reading “President Donald Trump Suffers Ear Injury Caused by Late Night Chicken Bone Scuffle: Spoof News Services: Washington: 22February2025:”
RKS 2025 Canadian Wine: Mastronardi 2021 Merlot Cabernet Offers an Escape from Niagara Imperialism
If you are looking to buy Canadian wine here in Ontario on a Liquor Commission Board of Ontario Vintages bi-monthly release the bias (if not obsession) is for wines produced in the Niagara region. Tokenism is extended to wines from Prince Edward County and Lake Erie North Shore and as for wines from British Columbia,Continue reading “RKS 2025 Canadian Wine: Mastronardi 2021 Merlot Cabernet Offers an Escape from Niagara Imperialism”
Vancouver’s 20th Annual GEMFest Film Festival: “Saigon Kiss”: Much Not Said and Much Not Done Imbued with Massive Tension and Mystery!
“Saigon Kiss” might be misleading in that Saigon no longer exists having being renamed Ho Chi Minh City after the fall of South Vietnam. And there is a kiss but not quite the one you might expect and maybe even deserve with all the tension leading up to a moment that does not happen. HoContinue reading “Vancouver’s 20th Annual GEMFest Film Festival: “Saigon Kiss”: Much Not Said and Much Not Done Imbued with Massive Tension and Mystery!”
Amy Pickenbobber Released in Rights to Water Swap Deal: Spoof News Services: Pico Island, Portuguese Azores: 21February2025
Amy Pickenbobber the Grade One student from Guelph, Ontario who was last seen being escorted from the Toronto Blue Jays training camp in Dunedin Florida by a MAGA Patriot Squad on 10January2025 to a waiting military airplane and transported to the Guantanamo Bay Naval Base was released today walking down the passenger ramp of a TU-134Continue reading “Amy Pickenbobber Released in Rights to Water Swap Deal: Spoof News Services: Pico Island, Portuguese Azores: 21February2025”
RKS Literature: The Unreal of Wasted Effort (Yasunari Kawabata)
“Though he was an idler who might as well spend his time in the mountains as anywhere, he looked upon mountain climbing as almost a model of wasted effort. For that reason it pulled at him with the attraction of the unreal.” Yasunari Kawabata, “Snow Country”, 1956
Tentative Deal to End Ukraine Conflict Found in McDonalds’ Toilet Stall in Riyadh: It is a SHOCKER!: Spoof News Services: 25February2025
(SPOOF EXCLUSIVE) Our reporting team at the Saudi Arabian meetings to end the Ukraine conflict has unearthed what appears to be a tentative outline of a peace plan. Our Spoof team found the plan handwritten on looseleaf fullscap on the floor of a toilet stall at a McDonalds on King Pooba Street in Riyadh. AContinue reading “Tentative Deal to End Ukraine Conflict Found in McDonalds’ Toilet Stall in Riyadh: It is a SHOCKER!: Spoof News Services: 25February2025”
President Donald Trump Speaks to All 50 States Concerning the Ebola Outbreak: Spoof News Services: Rectum, Connecticut: 20February2025
The Ebola outbreak with a ground zero thought to be the The Toronto Blue Jays spring training camp in Dunedin, Florida has roared out of Florida with cases and fatalities being reported in Texas, Alabama, Arkansas, Missouri and Louisiana. Official United States governmental sources have pointed to Amy Pickenbobber, (pictured here at The MunicipalContinue reading “President Donald Trump Speaks to All 50 States Concerning the Ebola Outbreak: Spoof News Services: Rectum, Connecticut: 20February2025”
Spoof News Services: Turkish, North Korean and Israeli Delegations Arrive at Saudi Arabian Ukraine Peace Talks: 20February2025
Delegations from Israel, North Korea and Turkey have arrived in Riyadh. It is uncertain what role they have in relation to the settlement of the Ukrainian conflict. The Saudi Arabian Foreign Ministry acknowledged not only the presence of these delegations but the earlier arrival of a delegation from the People’s Republic of China they initiallyContinue reading “Spoof News Services: Turkish, North Korean and Israeli Delegations Arrive at Saudi Arabian Ukraine Peace Talks: 20February2025”
RKS 2025 CANADIAN Wine: KEW Vineyards Marches to the Cabernet Drum
A blend of 38% Cabernet Franc, 35% Cabernet Sauvignon and 27% Merlot. 13% of the blend was dried out in the appassimento fashion. Matured in French oak for 18 months. Aroma: You can certainly discern slight richness in the aroma imparted by the appassimento influenced portion of the blend giving the wine a richness itContinue reading “RKS 2025 CANADIAN Wine: KEW Vineyards Marches to the Cabernet Drum”
