Scarborough is one of those “distant” suburbs of Toronto so far away from Toronto it is sometimes referred to as Scarberia. Not a great reputation among many of us Torontonians. My sole experience with Scarborough is that it is a landmark for me driving home from Montreal on the 401 Highway ironically signalling I amContinue reading “RKS 2025 CANADIAN Film: “Morningside”: Life, Suffering and Death in Scarborough, Ontario: Classic American Inner-City Drama?”
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The Voice of the Golden Age: Animalistic Canadians Engage in Horrible Acts of Anti-American Violence: Plattsburg, New York: 19Febraury2025
Two days ago violence crazed Canadians uselessly opposing becoming the 51st state of our glorious United States smashed up McDonalds and Kentucky Fried Chicken outlets in a Canada wide spasm of anti-Americanism. Added to the illogical generalized hostility towards the United States the unruly mobs protested the “quarantine” and transportation of Guelph Ontario grade oneContinue reading “The Voice of the Golden Age: Animalistic Canadians Engage in Horrible Acts of Anti-American Violence: Plattsburg, New York: 19Febraury2025”
Spoof News Services: Canadians Now Required to Obtain Visa for Travel in the United States: Washington:19February2025
The United States Department of Homeland Paranoia announced today effective immediately all Canadians travelling to the United States of America will require a special “Untrustworthy Alien Visa CDN-6”. The visa will cost $999USD. All Canadian residents currently in the United States will be required to register as Untrustworthy Aliens at local police offices. Minny XenophobiaContinue reading “Spoof News Services: Canadians Now Required to Obtain Visa for Travel in the United States: Washington:19February2025”
Spoof News Services: Anti-Trump/Pro Pickenbobber Riots Sweep Through Canada: Hillier, Ontario: Hostage Negotiations for Canadian First Grader Underway: 19February2025
Thousands of ordinarily polite Canadians took to the streets yesterday denouncing the imperialistic ambitions of American President Donald Trump currently cavorting bare-chested on a magnificent stallion with President Vladimir Putin at the President’s villa on the Black Sea celebrating the partition of Ukraine. The core of this Canadian fury centred around the detention and kidnappingContinue reading “Spoof News Services: Anti-Trump/Pro Pickenbobber Riots Sweep Through Canada: Hillier, Ontario: Hostage Negotiations for Canadian First Grader Underway: 19February2025”
The Return of the Penniless Pensioner: Chapter 11: A Dictator Grooms America: Take Centre Stage and The Cult of Personality
Once upon a time President Oran Crapaud was a middling entrepreneur specializing in bankruptcy and screwing countless suppliers by pulling the plug on what he had started through declarations of bankruptcy. Whatever he could hawk he did whether it be ties, hotels, golf courses or promoting Miss America contests. Somehow, he landed a television show:Continue reading “The Return of the Penniless Pensioner: Chapter 11: A Dictator Grooms America: Take Centre Stage and The Cult of Personality”
Spoof News Services: Ebola Virus Threatens Florida: Canadian First Grader at Toronto Blue Jays Training Camp in Dunedin Florida Arrested and Deported to Guantanamo Bay: Dunedin, Florida: 18February2025
Grade one student, Amy Pickenbobber, from Guelph, Ontario was arrested at the ballpark and escorted to the “Deportee Express” Super Galaxy U.S. military cargo plane earlier this week. Pickenbobber was last observed clutching her stuffed animal “Mr. Monkey” shouting, “Mommy, the bastards are taking me!” Pickenbobber is the youngest child of Horst and Getrude PickenbobberContinue reading “Spoof News Services: Ebola Virus Threatens Florida: Canadian First Grader at Toronto Blue Jays Training Camp in Dunedin Florida Arrested and Deported to Guantanamo Bay: Dunedin, Florida: 18February2025”
Spoof News Services: Mysterious Chinese Delegation Appears in Saudi Arabian Talks: Canada, Ukraine and Taiwan are the Christmas Turkey: Riyadh, Saudi Arabia:18February2025
Spoof New Services has unearthed possible devious super power back-room dealings at the supposed Ukraine peace talks in Saudi Arabia today. Spoof reporters noticed an unmarked airplane arriving at Riyadh International Aerodrome the day prior to the scheduled meeting between Ricky Rubblehead the Secretary of Foreign Affairs of the United States and Urgent Lavratory Foreign MinisterContinue reading “Spoof News Services: Mysterious Chinese Delegation Appears in Saudi Arabian Talks: Canada, Ukraine and Taiwan are the Christmas Turkey: Riyadh, Saudi Arabia:18February2025”
RKS 2025 CANADIAN Wine: A Pinot Noir from Prince Edward County
We try a 2020 Redtail Pinot Noir from Hubbs Creek Vineyard from Prince Edward County, Ontario aka The County. Hubbs Creek Vineyard is a small family-owned vineyard planted over 15 years ago in the small town of Hillier, Ontario. The Pinot Noir was aged in Burgundian oak for 18 months. Aroma: Strawberry, raspberry, red cherryContinue reading “RKS 2025 CANADIAN Wine: A Pinot Noir from Prince Edward County”
RKS 2025 CANADIAN Film: “Anacoreta”: A Movie About Attempting to Make a Horror Movie
“Anacoreta” is a movie about attempting to make an experimental horror movie. I can’t discern any horror or mockumentary flavour to it. I attended the 65th Annual Thessaloniki International Film Festival in Thessaloniki, Greece in early November 2024 and watched 23 movies and posted reviews on 20 of them in 10 days. Three of theContinue reading “RKS 2025 CANADIAN Film: “Anacoreta”: A Movie About Attempting to Make a Horror Movie”
Spoof News Services: The United States Bans the Sale of Canadian Maple Syrup: Washington: 17February2025
Susan Malaka Secretary of Agriculture of the United States just fresh off a 16February2025 ban of Canadian Ice-wine announced today effective immediately the criminalization of the possession of and trafficking of Canadian maple syrup. American citizens may return any Canadian maple syrup in their possession under the terms of an amnesty also announced today byContinue reading “Spoof News Services: The United States Bans the Sale of Canadian Maple Syrup: Washington: 17February2025”
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