Poetry Corner: “Roasted Pigeon Droppings”

Roasted Pigeon Droppings

Time said they were great
Newsweek acclaimed them a delight
Rolling Stone declared they were outta sight
Playboy advised them as a aphrodisiac at night
The Financial Times could get you 10% off on a wholesale deal
Good Housekeeping even gave them its seal
The National Geographic showed bare breasted natives scraping them off the rocks
Clearasil used them in cream for zits
but i
personally believe they taste like the shits

Robert K. Stephen

Published by Robert K Stephen (CSW)

Robert K Stephen writes about food and drink, travel, and lifestyle issues. He is one of the few non-national writers to be certified as a wine specialist by the Society of Wine Educators, in Washington, DC. Robert was the first associate member of the Wine Writers’ Circle of Canada. He also holds a Mindfulness Certification from the University of Leiden and the University of Toronto. Be it Spanish cured meat, dried fruit, BBQ, or recycled bamboo place mats, Robert endeavours to escape the mundane, which is why he has established this publication. His motto is, "Have Story, Will Write."

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