At a White House briefing this afternoon President Trump explained to a docile and controlled media group (that Spoof has been barred from) the United States has a heart and will soon have aid flowing into Southern Palestine.
President Trump took pains to say he has many friends in Palestine and they are great people. Great people that he loves and cares about and to show it Palestinians are to “be eating like kings and not those bready pancake type things they eat but truck loads of Wonder Bread and Hamburger Helper, real high quality American food that healthy obese Americans enjoy everyday. And we’ll be sending Ozempic so they can feast like kings and not become overweight!”
President Trump said that all food will be available from Khan Younis and southward enabling all Palestinian lands northward to be transformed into a modern “civilized place”. Trump added, “All good mannered and decent Palestinians will head southward like hungry dogs looking for food. Those that remain are Hamas terrorists and my good friend BiBi in Tel Aviv will control the situation to make the area safe for development. No president has come this close to impose lasting peace in the area and it is all being done by me.”
Spoof reports that 3 large American cargo planes arrived yesterday at Ben Gurion Airport in Tel Aviv and some 15 small vans marked “Kushner Crushem Realty” were later seen parked at Tel Aviv’s Trump Tower Hotel.
As President Trump has ruled by executive order “bypassing the messy legislative process” he has so many on his desk it is uncertain when the necessary executive orders will be signed.
No comment was made by President Trump when and if the displaced Palestinians will be permitted to return but comments were made by White House Press Secretary Sally Tropjuene that President Trump knows how to build the “best walls.”
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