Moscow’s Oligarch Hall of Fame Inducts Donald J. Trump as New Member: 3March2025: Spoof News Services: Stalingrad

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Moscow’s Oligarch Hall of Fame today announced a new member Donald Trump, President of the United States.

Moscow’s Oligarch Hall of Fame Chairman Petros Polievchinsky, nephew of President Vladimir Putin, made the announcement in a press conference at the Melania Marriot in downtown Stalingrad yesterday evening.

Polievchinsky toasting President Trump with a large glass of Kentucky bourbon (that Canadians refrain from drinking) provided the following reasons for the induction:

  • Bypassing the legislative process in the United States and ruling by executive order
  • Appointing “special advisers” to destroy the American bureaucratic infrastructure
  • Muzzling the media by controlling access by it to the Presidency
  • Appointing the uneducated and bizarros to his cabinet to make them more easily manipulated
  • Slapping around that insolent Ukrainian pig
  • Threatening all who “mercilessly persecuted” him
  • Stacking the federal courts with lackeys
  • Bullying and mocking long time friends and allies like Canada and offering a peace branch by graciously allowing them to be the 51st state
  • Using great sounding excuses like fentanyl and tariffs to run roughshod over Mexico and Canada where the fentanyl problem is insatiable American demand by dropouts from the Golden Age
  • Calling our President Vladmir Putin “a really great guy”
  • Promulgating a new ideology of a “Golden Age” as a rationale to guide the feeble masses
  • Attempting the overthrow of a validly elected President in the glorious Sixtember incident
  • Upon losing an election claiming it was solen from him
  • Avoiding criminal prosecution for many acts
  • Being extremely savvy in letting fall guys like Musk do his dirty work so he could avoid taking the fall

Polievchinsky noted President Trump obtains gold status membership behind President Putin who holds platinum status. Those current living members holding bronze status are Kim Jong Um Supreme Leader of North Korea, Victor Orbán Prime Minister of Hungary, President Lukashenko of Belarus and President Erdoğan of Turkey.

Published by Robert K Stephen (CSW)

Robert K Stephen writes about food ,drink, travel, film, and lifestyle issues. He also has published serialized novels "Life at Megacorp", "Virus # 26, "Reggie the Egyptian Rescue Dog" and "The Penniless Pensioner" Robert was the first associate member of the Wine Writers’ Circle of Canada. He also holds a Mindfulness Certification from the University of Leiden and the University of Toronto. Be it Spanish cured meat, dried fruit, BBQ, or recycled bamboo place mats, Robert endeavours to escape the mundane, which is why he has established this publication. His motto is, "Have Story, Will Write."

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