Two Wet Gurgly Type Explosions Heard in the White House This Evening

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16July2026: Washington: Spoof News Services

At 10:45 p.m. this evening two wet gurgly type explosions were heard by passerbys on the White House Lawn.

A Secret Service motorcade was seen mulling about the service entrance to the White House loading a body into a Home Depot rental van and speeding off to the Trump Memorial Hospital on the Trump Expressway.

Kary Heaveitup, White House Secretary, informed members of the press in a Zoom meeting call President Trump was eating a large pile of Kentucky Fried Chicken and biscuts communicating on social media about highly relevant matters when his purple and yellow left hand exploded followed by his “plumped up ankle” bursting with epic fury.

Heaveitup indicated the cause of the messy explosion was from wildfires in our 51st State of Canada.

Details will be communicated as Spoof learns them from orderlies and physicians “on our payroll”. Spoof recognizes that one must “pay for truth” on occasion.

Published by Robert K Stephen (CSW)

Robert K Stephen writes about food ,drink, travel, film, and lifestyle issues. He also has published serialized novels "Life at Megacorp", "Virus # 26, "Reggie the Egyptian Rescue Dog" and "The Penniless Pensioner" Robert was the first associate member of the Wine Writers’ Circle of Canada. He also holds a Mindfulness Certification from the University of Leiden and the University of Toronto. Be it Spanish cured meat, dried fruit, BBQ, or recycled bamboo place mats, Robert endeavours to escape the mundane, which is why he has established this publication. His motto is, "Have Story, Will Write."

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