Robert K Stephen (CSW)

RKS 2025 CANADIAN Film: “Look at Me”: Captivating Quirkiness and Originality

Taylor (Taylor Olson) is an actor with an eating disorder. Classic bulimia. He has an alter ego egging him on encouraging destructive behavior, harassing and berating him making an unhappy existence miserable. The story unfolds in black and white with Taylor speaking into the camera at an audition saying in his early teens how hisContinue reading “RKS 2025 CANADIAN Film: “Look at Me”: Captivating Quirkiness and Originality”

The Return of the Penniless Pensioner: Chapter Six: A Dictator Grooms America: Storm Troopers Needed

Dictators simply don’t sprout from the masses. There is a process which the bright emerging dictator grooms. The fuel that razes the existing order requires The Disaffected requiring them riled up all loud and violent. A dictator requires some “exaggerated press” that harps on a small group of The Disaffected let’s call them Storm TroopersContinue reading “The Return of the Penniless Pensioner: Chapter Six: A Dictator Grooms America: Storm Troopers Needed”

Spoof News Services: American Military Vehicles Spotted in Potsdam, New York Near Canadian Border: Kingston, Ontario:11January2025

Cadets at the Royal Military College in Kingston, Ontario reported sightings of numerous American military vehicles in the Potsdam, New York area. Using drones they detected at least 35 tanks without any military markings and similarly some 75 troop transport trucks all with a “51” painted in a makeshift manner on their exteriors. President OranContinue reading “Spoof News Services: American Military Vehicles Spotted in Potsdam, New York Near Canadian Border: Kingston, Ontario:11January2025”

The Return of the Penny Pensioner: Chapter 5: What’s Wrong with The United States?: Entitled Unionized Workforce and Their Greedy Bosses Create a New “Disaffected Class” Ripe for the Political Picking

Excuse my amateurish attempt at economic theory bearing in mind you are reading this because you are preferring adventure like you were a theatre goer in “The Last Picture Show” as opposed reading dry political economics. At one point in time the U.S.A. had it all with almost all consumer and industrial goods produced internally.Continue reading “The Return of the Penny Pensioner: Chapter 5: What’s Wrong with The United States?: Entitled Unionized Workforce and Their Greedy Bosses Create a New “Disaffected Class” Ripe for the Political Picking”

Spoof News Services: Ebola Virus Ground Zero in Dunedin, Florida: Toronto Blue Jay Fans Arrested as Health Terrorists: Tirana, Albania:10February2025

The Ministry of Health of Albania reported an outbreak of Ebola in Dunedin, Florida. Albanian authorities advised the White House immediately after its findings were made. As the National Institute of Health and the Centre for Disease Control were disbanded by Muskcuts after his unilateral determination there was complete rot, fraud and corruption at theseContinue reading “Spoof News Services: Ebola Virus Ground Zero in Dunedin, Florida: Toronto Blue Jay Fans Arrested as Health Terrorists: Tirana, Albania:10February2025”

Spoof News Services: White House Releases Pictures of VIP Guantanamo Bay Accommodations: Baltimore, Maryland: 9February2025

The White House released pictures today of VIP accommodations for top level guests of the Government of the United States. Canadian and Panamanian guests are currently enjoying the facilities and a US Airforce Super Galaxy C-5-M aircraft will be shortly ferrying Greenlander guests to the facility. In addition to a full range of leisure activitiesContinue reading “Spoof News Services: White House Releases Pictures of VIP Guantanamo Bay Accommodations: Baltimore, Maryland: 9February2025”

Spoof News Services: White House Announces the Manufacture of a Golden Age B-52 Automobile: Emporia, Virginia 9February2025

Beaming with pride the Vice President of the United States, Jimbo Nochance, announced a new partnership between Musk Automotive and Tesla Manufacturing will be producing a car for the people that recognizes President Oran Crapaud’s magnificent statement, “Drill Baby Drill”. Nochance added the car will be a gas guzzler like all cars were years ago.Continue reading “Spoof News Services: White House Announces the Manufacture of a Golden Age B-52 Automobile: Emporia, Virginia 9February2025”

The Penny Pensioner Returns: Chapter Four: Misleading to Say Americans are Canada’s Enemies?

Hold back for a moment before we enumerate the American attack on Canada. Let’s recognize there are many Americans who are dismayed at this attack and recognize that friendship is generated by their respect for the values that Canadians stand for. They recognize and appreciate Canadians have been there for them whether its is lendingContinue reading “The Penny Pensioner Returns: Chapter Four: Misleading to Say Americans are Canada’s Enemies?”

Spoof News Services: Elon Musk Unelected Special Adviser for the Institution of American Ideals Announces Establishment of Golden Age Liquor and the Abolishment of the Boy Scouts of America: Muskgarten, Bavaria, Germany: 9February2025

Elon Musk, Special Adviser for the Institution of America Ideals, today in Munich, Germany at a fund raiser and flag waving ceremony of the AfD announced the establishment of a new brand of spirits named “Golden Age Liquor”. The labels will feature a picture of Musk’s famous and patriotic fist salute he stated “inspired nations”.Continue reading “Spoof News Services: Elon Musk Unelected Special Adviser for the Institution of American Ideals Announces Establishment of Golden Age Liquor and the Abolishment of the Boy Scouts of America: Muskgarten, Bavaria, Germany: 9February2025”

Spoof News Services: Panama City: 1March2025: Canadians, Panamanians and Greenlanders Should Be Treated as Cattle Says Cristal “Yee Haw” Numbhead

Secretary of Homeland Paranoia of the United States, Cristal “Yee Haw” Numbhead attending a hoedown at The American Golden Age Cultural Centre in Panama City likened Canadians, Panamanians and Greenlanders to cattle. Numbhead proudly wearing her cowboy hat indoors (a great cultural no no in Texas) stated, “As an experienced cattle rancher I have anContinue reading “Spoof News Services: Panama City: 1March2025: Canadians, Panamanians and Greenlanders Should Be Treated as Cattle Says Cristal “Yee Haw” Numbhead”