RKS French Literature: The Court of Miracles in Paris (Victor Hugo)

The poor poet cast his eyes around him. He was in fact in that same Court of Miracles where no honest man has ever penetrated at such an hour – a magic circle in which the officers of the Châtelet and the sergeants of the provostry when they ventured thither, disappeared in morsels – the city of thieves – a hideous wart on the face of Paris – a sink from whence escaped every morning, and to which to stagnate every night, that stream of vice, mendicity and vagrancy which ever flows through the streets of a capital – a monstrous hive, into which all hornets of society returned each evening with their booty – a lying hospital. In which the gypsy, the unfrocked monk, the abandoned scholar – the worthless of every nation, Spaniards, Italians, Germans – of every religion, Jews, Christians, Mahometans, Idolaters- covered with painted sores, beggars in the daytime, transformed themselves at night into robbers – in short an immense cloak-room in which dressed and undressed at that period all the actors in that everlasting drama which robbery, prostitution and murder enacted on the pavements of Paris.

Victor Hugo, “The Hunchback of Notre Dame”

RKS French Literature: The Danger of Following a Pretty Woman at Night (Victor Hugo)

As a practical philosopher of the streets of Paris, Gringoire had remarked that nothing is more favourable to a state of reverie than to follow a pretty woman without knowing whither she is going. In this voluntary surrender of one’s free will – in this fancy of another, while that other is totally unconscious of it – there is a mixture of fantastic independence with blind obedience, something intermediate between slavery and freedom, which was pleasing to Gringoire, whose mind, essentially mixed, undecided and complex, held the medium between all extremes in constant suspense amongst all human propensities and neutralising one of them by another. He compared himself willingly to the tomb of Mahomet, attracted by two lodestones in opposite directions, hesitating eternally between the top and the bottom, between the roof and the pavement, between fall and ascension, between the zenith and the nadir.

Victor Hugo, “The Hunchback of Notre Dame”

“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: SO WHY DID I SURVIVE THE EASTERN & ORIENTAL EXPRESS BOMBING?

SO WHY DID I SURVIVE THE EASTERN & ORIENTAL EXPRESS BOMBING?

When all 144 passengers on the train perished why did I survive. Can puppies have survivor guilt? I’ll figure that one out later.

Taken off the train to pee by “butler” Keith 7 minutes for before “Thar she blows!”

 A fluke? Mere chance? The will of the canine gods or did Keith know best to get our asses out of that train?

Why did he take me off? He could have left me behind. QUESTIONS. QUESTIONS.

We know now Keith was a Canadian Security Information Services (CSIS) agent. He certainly wasn’t on the train for a vacation. He was on a surveillance mission. I surmise he even knew by real identity, Rory Dylan Stephen not Cuddlecakes. Why then wasn’t I rescued and returned home to Toronto earlier. And if he knew how many others knew. And if they knew once again, I was used. Used to shatter a nefarious political game known as Epic Turkey! No better than a worm on a fishing hook.

RKS French Literature: Necessity Can be So Ungracious! (Victor Hugo)

‘Tis an unpleasant thing to go without one’s dinner. ’Tis less gratifying still to go without one’s supper and not know where to sleep. Gringoire was at that point. Without food, without lodging, he found himself pressed by necessity on every hand, and he thought necessity very ungracious. He had long discovered this truth – that Jupiter created man in a fit of misanthropy, and that throughout the life of the wisest man his destiny keeps philosophy in a state of siege. For his own part, he had never found the blockade so complete. He heard his stomach sound a truce, and he thought it very unkind that his evil destiny should reduce his philosophy by simple starvation.

Victor Hugo, “The Hunchback of Notre Dame”

RKS French Literature: Esmerelda Dances (Victor Hugo)

Every look was fixed upon her, every mouth was open in the circle about her, and, indeed while she danced to the sound of the tambourine which her two round and delicate arms lifted above her head – slender, fragile, active as a wasp – with her golden girdle without a fold – her skirt of varied colours, swelling below her slender waist, giving momentary glimpses of her fine-formed legs – her round bared shoulders – her black hair and sparkling eyes – she looked something more than human.

Victor Hugo, “The Hunchback of Notre Dame”

RKS FRENCH WINES: Château Mayne-Viel Fronsac 2019

Aroma: Creamy blackberry and cassis with a deep blueberry core.

Palate: Creeping tannins making the wine on the verge of “tannic”. Chocolate, smoked meat, pepper and disguised black fruit. Long but rather dull finish.

Personality: Serious but showing its age. Might have been exciting a couple of years ago.

Food Match: Mushroom Wellington but please no death caps!

Cellarbility: Drink before 2026-year end.

Price: $20 CDN.

RKS French Wine Rating: 88/100 (Tried 5July2026). Roger Voss 91 in 2022.

(Château Mayne-Viel Fronsac 2019, AC Fronsac, S.C.E.A Château Mayne-Viel, Galgon, France, 750 Ml. 14.5%).

“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: OPERATION EPIC TURKEY: EXPOSED ON TELEVISION PROGRAMME “MALAYSIA TONIGHT”: THE ROLE OF CANADA

OPERATION EPIC TURKEY: EXPOSED ON TELEVISION PROGRAMME “MALAYSIA TONIGHT”: THE ROLE OF CANADA

Canada had been in President Orville Grump’s sights during his second term of office chucking countless threats its way.

Canada would be grateful to be annexed by the United States as the 51st state.

Canada was nothing without the United States.

Canada was the land of the igloo people.

The Prime Minister of Canada would become the governor of the state of Canada.

Grump accused Canada as the conduit into the United States of huge amounts of murderous fentanyl.

Canada would be discredited and invaded by the United States for the huge seizures of fentanyl in Vermont and Washington State “smuggled in” to the United States from Canada into those two states. The “smugglers” would be CIA operatives.

Malaysia tonight learnt “Keith the Butler” on the Eastern & Oriental Express in addition to being the “illegitimate” son of Sir Reginald Nicomshire and Madame Fong was an agent of the Canadian Security and Intelligence Service (CSIS).

It can be assumed Canada had suspicions of Epic Turkey but how extensive cannot be confirmed.

As they say in the English-speaking world Canada was a patsy.

RKS French Literature: Esmerelda the Gypsy (Victor Hugo)

She was not tall, but the elasticity of her slender shape made her appear so. She was a brunette, but it was obvious that in the daylight her complexion would have that golden gleam seen upon the women of Spain and of Rome. Her tiny foot, as well was Andalusian, for it was at once tight and at ease in its light and graceful sandal. She was dancing, turning, whirling upon an antique Persian carpet spread negligently under her feet; and each time as she turned and her radiant countenance passed before you, her large black eyes seemed to flash upon you.

Victor Hugo, “The Hunchback of Notre Dame”

RKS French Literature: Quasimodo the Bell Ringer, the One Eyed, the Bandy Legged, the Hunchback of Notre-Dame (Victor Hugo)

Or rather, his whole person was a grimace. His large head, bristling with red hair-between his shoulders an enormous hump, to which he had a corresponding projection in front- a framework of thighs and legs, so strangely gone astray that they touched only at the knees, and when viewed in front, looked like two sickles joined together by the handles- sprawling feet-monstrous hands- and yet with all that deformity, a certain awe-inspiring vigour, agility and courage- strange exception to the everlasting rule which prescribes that strength, like beauty, shall result from harmony.

Victor Hugo, “The Hunchback of Notre Dame”

“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: OPERATION EPIC TURKEY: EXPOSED ON TELEVISION PROGRAMME “MALAYSIA TONIGHT”: THE ROLE OF SINGAPORE AND MALAYSIA

OPERATION EPIC TURKEY: EXPOSED ON TELEVISION PROGRAMME “MALAYSIA TONIGHT”: THE ROLE OF SINGAPORE AND MALAYSIA

When I was with Prime Minister Wong of Singapore watching the Malaysia Tonight exposé there was a sense of outrage on his part but please explain to me how a joint investigative team of Malaysians and Singaporeans permitted the two Budweiser ketchup loving gentlemen to leave the train in the midst of murder investigations on the Eastern & Oriental Express and be whisked to the American Embassy? Then shortly after KABOOM!

Yankee Orville Grump pressure! But what was the selling point of the DEAL?

Whatever it was for the DEAL Prime Minister Wong of Singapore was PISSED!

Obviously FUCKED OVER by an Orville Grump DEAL!

Grump as an “entrepreneur” had fucked over suppliers for years so why not fuck over countries? An Atlantic City fraud extended but a bit to include nations.