RKS Literature: The Wild Vindictiveness of Captain Ahab Against the Accursed Moby Dick (Herman Melville)

 “…suddenly sweeping his sickle-shaped lower jaw beneath him, Moby Dick had reaped away Ahab’s leg, as a mower a blade of grass in the field. No turbaned Turk, no hired Venetian or Malay could have smote him with more seeming malice. Small reason was there to doubt, then, that ever since that almost fatal encounter, Ahab had cherished a wild vindictiveness against the whale, all the more fell for that in his frantic morbidness he last came to identify with him, not only all his bodily woes, but all his intellectual and spiritual exasperations.”

Herman Melville, “Moby Dick”, 1851.

Lost in Puppydom Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom: RORY DYLAN STEPHEN AND TIGER WOODS PICKED UP ON DUI CHARGE!

RORY DYLAN STEPHEN AND TIGER WOODS PICKED UP ON DUI CHARGE!

Much to my humiliation I was picked up today after a DUI!

You may have heard the great golfer Tiger Woods was also recently picked up on a DUI. I have watched this event unfold over the past day or two. Bloated and puffy remarked Bob looking like that rock n roller Jim Morrison before his death in Paris. Can’t be good Bob sighed! Good news…just heard he is seeking treatment

Tiger found with pills in his pocket it seems. Poor guy in pain from his previous DUI rollovers and surgeries? Whatever. Not such a good reason for premature death.

I am neither a rock n roller, actor or a degenerate of any sort but today I was picked up on a DUI.

Let me clarify, Tiger’s DUI is “Driving Under the Influence”. My DUI is “Diarrhea Under the Influence”. As par for the course (pun intended) I gobbled up something that dropped on the kitchen floor and it didn’t agree with me. A fierce gurgling ensued followed by some nasty gas so Bob had to quickly charge toward me to pick me up and quickly place me outside for a watery event. Whatever I ate it was not a good influence on me!

I wonder if Tiger would have preferred my DUI over his?

RKS Literature:  The Burning Vengeance of Captain Ahab Against the Accursed Moby Dick (Herman Melville)

 “Aye, aye!, it was that accursed white whale that brought me to this dead stump I stand on now. Aye, aye.” he shouted with a terrific, loud, animal sob like that of a heart-stricken moose. Aye, aye! It was that accursed white whale that razed me; made a poor pegging lubber of me for ever and a day!” Then tossing both arms, with measureless imprecations he shouted out: “Aye, aye! And I’ll chase him round Good Hope, and round the Horn, and round the Norway Maelstrom and round perdition’s flames before I give him up. And this is what you shipped for men! To chase that white whale on both sides of land, and over all sides of earth, till he spouts black blood and rolls fin out.”

Herman Melville, “Moby Dick”, 1851.

Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom: TALES FROM MY HOOD: TALES FROM MY HOOD: Murder!

TALES FROM MY HOOD: Murder!

We reside in a quiet neighbourhood. Lots of trees. Big homes. A midtown oasis but we are not without a lurid tale or two. Naughty people (not naughty puppies) break into homes and steal cars every once and awhile but violent crime is an extreme rarity. Perhaps the greatest act of evil are dogwalkers slipping poop bags into garden waste bags on the curb.

Bob and I occasionally walk by a home (about 11 minutes by foot) with hedges surrounding it. Bob tells me he and Fay were returning from our Godfather’s, (Mr. G), a couple of years ago and they noticed a Toronto Police Services Van with “FORENSICS” written on it.

News gradually filtered out that it was the son of a widower that murdered his father! The son was mentally disturbed Bob said. A few neighbours Bob and Dylan the Westie had met on their walks remarked there were often violent quarrels between son and father. The daughter has recently moved in we are told.

Bob never really engaged with the deceased as he had a German Shepperd and Bob and such dogs do not mix well especially after Dylan and Bob were attacked by another German Shepperd you read about in an earlier chapter.

As Bob says dog walking really has you dialed into the heart of the neighborhood. Occasionally even in Paradise troubling clouds can pass overhead!

RKS Literature: A Decaying Palazzo (Robert Louis Stevenson)

“All morning I went from one door to another. Some rudely shuttered. Some receiving their full charge of daylight. All empty and unhomely. It was a rich house. On which Time had breathed his tarnish and dust had scattered disillusion. The spider swung there; the bloated tarantula scampered on the cornices; ants had their crowded highways on the floors of halls of audience; the big and foul fly, that lives on carrion and is often the messenger of death, had set up his nest in the rotten woodwork, and buzzed heavily about the rooms.”

Robert Louis Stevenson, “Olalla”, 1885.

RKS 2026 Ontario Wine: Cave Spring 2024 Estate Grown Cabernet Franc from Niagara

Aroma: Blackberry, black cherry, raspberry with a pinch of strawberry jam. Very tight and high perimeter security encompass the fruit. A young wine with potential. Very clean and pristine.

Palate: Broad and assertive tannins. Tight and secretive as the wine has not even reached puberty. Raw power.

Cellarbility: I would boldly go where many a wine critic has gone before and say don’t bother to consume before 2027. I think this will mature nicely through to 2030 and hold nicely into 2033.

Personality: Not to be confused with “Uncle Buck” and Canada’s beloved John Candy I am a young buck with plenty of potential.

Food Pairing: At this youthful stage pair with grilled beef with chimichurri sauce and a red onion salad.

Price: $25 CDN.

RKS 2026 ONTARIO WINE Rating: I can only put myself out on a predictive limb as it would be “unfair” to rate what is in my glass now. Instead, I will be the genie in the bottle and wish forward a few years to rate this as a “probable” 94/100. Given my tasting history with Cave Spring wines I feel confident with this rating.

(Cave Spring 2024 Estate Grown Cabernet Franc, VQA Beamsville Bench, Cave Spring Vineyard, Jordan, Ontario, 750 mL., 14%).

RKS Literature: Aristocratic Body but Degenerate Intelligence (Robert Louis Stevenson)

“The family blood had been impoverished, perhaps by long interbreeding, which I knew to be a common error among the proud and exclusive. No decline, indeed, was to be traced in the body, which had been handed down unimpaired in shapeliness and strength; and the faces of today were struck as sharply from the mint, as the face of two centuries ago that smiled upon me from the portrait. But the intelligence was degenerate; the treasure of ancestral memory ran low; and it had required the potent, plebian crossing of a muleteer or mountain contrabandista to raise, what approached hebetude in the mother, into the active oddity of the son.”

Robert Louis Stevenson, “Olalla”, 1885.

RKS Literature: Is Captain Ahab Nothing but a Poor Old Whale-Hunter? (Herman Melville)

“ But Ahab, my captain, still moves before me in all his Nantucket grimness and shagginess; and in this episode touching Emperors and Kings, I must not conceal that I have only to do with a poor old       whale-hunter like him; and therefor all majestical trappings and housings are denied me, Oh, Ahab what shall be grand in thee, it must needs be plucked from the skies, and dived for in the deep, and featured in the unbodied air.”

Herman Melville, “Moby Dick”, 1851.

“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: WHAT A SEVEN-MONTH-OLD WEST HIGHLAND TERRIER HAS LEARNT FROM DONALD TRUMP AND WHAT HE IS GOING TO DO ABOUT IT

WHAT A SEVEN-MONTH-OLD WEST HIGHLAND TERRIER HAS LEARNT FROM DONALD TRUMP AND WHAT HE IS GOING TO DO ABOUT IT

I could describe in a book what I have learnt from President Donald J. Trump. It would not be classified as intellectual. Behavioural might be a more appropriate word.

It would serve no purpose to mention lying, overstating, exaggerating, shallowness, stupidity, delusional and total ignorance about economics.

I have learnt that President Trump is all about him clouded in a delusional fog. He knows how to deal eh?  How many times has he declared bankruptcy cheating hard working Americans out of money his companies owe them! Does Make America Great Again hearken to cheating people?

To change the topic quickly before I am detained at the U.S. border smuggling kibble into New York State an activity Canadians regularly undertake to corrupt innocent American canines I am revising my approach to avoid you saying this book is all about me to include stories about our neighbourhood community.

My first story will be about a murder down the street. No need to call ICE or the National Guard though!

“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: WE PUPPIES MUST BE BILINGUAL! WHAT IS CAINENGLISH?

WE PUPPIES MUST BE BILINGUAL! WHAT IS CAINENGLISH?

I understand English rather well. Some canine experts oh and ah about the 500 words dogs can master. Balderdash! I have picked up the language rapidly through overhearing humans talking on television and in conversations.

Despite English language proficiency humans underestimate puppy comprehension. Frequently they revert to a stratum of the English language directed towards us canines. I call it Caineenglish or in its long version Canine English.

Sort of a pidgin English if you prefer. Delivered in an exaggerated tone, simplified and with reduced words. COME. COME NOW. Wanna go for a walk? WALK! Kibby (for kibble). BATH. SLEEP. CRATE. There can be different tonalities such as a polite COME. An urgent COME. An angry COME.

One could easily be offended spoken to like some inmate in a federal prison but we are often easy going us puppies and most of us find it simply silly!

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