RORY DYLAN STEPHEN:LOST IN PUPPYDOM”: THE LIBERATION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: GOOD-BY KEITH! A THEATRICAL LIBERATION: UNTIL WE MEET IN ALBANIA

THE LIBERATION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: GOOD-BY KEITH! A THEATRICAL LIBERATION: UNTIL WE MEET IN ALBANIA

Up and at Ems early this morning. I am feeling giddy. After the carnage I have witnessed, wouldn’t you?

In a van driven by Keith, our former “butler” on the Eastern & Oriental Express, the “illegitimate son” of Madame Fong and Sir Reginald Nicomshire I am transported to a fancy condominium on Orchard Road where Melanie Lau awaits me with a bowl of Singaporean chicken and a mountain of rice.

Keith gives me a hug and says until we meet in Albania! He smiles and says I should be ready to be used and most likely abused.

He shuts the door and is off.

I am losing any concept of reality.

Where are Bob and Fay? We are supposed to be reunited today!

As I fade into a hazy nap the door is pounded down and heavily armed members of the Singaporean Police Force arrive to “liberate me” all as recorded by Singaporean government media cameras. WTF is this some bloody propaganda film?!

RKS WINES OF SOUTH AFRICA: Glenelly 2018 Estate Reserve

This is a red blend of 52% Cabernet Sauvignon, 14% Cabernet Franc, 14% Syrah, 11% Merlot and 9% Petit Verdot.

Grapes were hand picked, destemmed and lightly crushed into stainless steel tanks. Matured for 18 months in 300 Liter French Oak barrels.

62,280 bottles produced.

Aroma: Immediate richness. Blackberry, cassis, licorice, dark chocolate and Christmas cake.

Palate: Earthy. Peppy. Peppery. Zippy, perhaps just a tad too much. Firm tannins. Tight on the fruit. Short finish.

Food Match: Langoustines alla Busara.

Cellarbility: Drink now no later than 2026-year end.

Price: $27 CDN.

RKS WINES OF SOUTH AFRICA RATING: 87/91. Robert Parker Wine Advocate 2024; 91/100.

(Glenelly Stellenbosch Estate Reserve 2018, 14/5%, 750 Ml.)

Comments from peanut gallery: Brillance obfuscated by just a bit too much acidity so best consume with food particularly tomato-based pasta dishes.

Tried 25June2026

RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: LOST IN PUPPYDOM: THE LIBERATION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: PRESS CONFERENCE FOR POST TERRORIST SUICIDE BOMBING OF THE EASTERN & ORIENTAL EXPRESS

A media circus swarmed the entrance to the Singapore Shangri-La.

The first question was how many confirmed deaths and were there any survivors?

The Singaporean Transport Minister replied there were 146 fatalities including three on the ground killed by falling shrapnel. One crew member and the famous West Highland Terrier Cuddlecakes who had received a slight shrapnel wound and was suffering from shock and undergoing treatment at an undisclosed location in Singapore.

The Malays for Equality in Singapore (MES) terrorist organization masterminded the attack funded by extremist Sunni Muslims. Amira “The Deadly One”, as a passenger, planted and detonated the explosives.

Due to the widespread destruction of evidence and witnesses the murder investigations of Sir Reginald Nicomshire and Madame Fong were closed.

Due to the “close relationship” between “Amira the Deadly” and Cuddlecakes that West Highland Terrier was under high suspicion as a possible accomplice.

I was in a suite at Raffles Singapore with Keith and my good friend, Raffles, a fellow Westie and the hotel mascot had joined me on his breaks. God it was good to have a friend! He had asked me to go rat hunting with him in the hotel kitchen but overwhelmed by grief and shock I deferred until a later time.

Who devised that title “Amira the Deadly” and the patently false statement the MES was a terrorist organization! Seems as if the Singaporean political elite was “accommodating” an important ally.

Keith said if all goes well, and so many things were not going well, I was to be reunited with Bob and Fay tomorrow.

RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: LOST IN PUPPYDOM: THE LIBERATION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: EVERYTHING TO PIECES! MY PUPPYHOOD FINALLY RIPPED FROM ME

THE LIBERATION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: EVERYTHING TO PIECES! MY PUPPYHOOD FINALLY RIPPED FROM ME

I understand Bob and Fay made arrangements to fly from Toronto to Singapore via Hong Kong. They would be at Singapore Shangri-La late tomorrow evening. Blessed reunion!

All the passengers were partaking in their last meal on the Eastern & Oriental Express. At 14:00 we were to be taken from the train to be processed by Singaporean Immigration and Customs. We were told to expect a massive media presence outside the Woodlands train station. Two murders on a luxury train was newsworthy. The fact no progress had been made nor much official interest being shown in the murder investigation of Madame Fong had all level-headed persons scratching their heads. And of course, why had the two Budweiser swilling hamburger and ketchup men been released from the train prior to their questioning for the murder of Sir Reginald Nicomshire and had been picked up by American embassy Surburbans? Something very rotten in the state of Denmark!

Our butler Keith appeared somewhat anxious persistently looking at his watch as he took me, earlier than usual for a post luncheon walk in a field about 700 meters from the train. A usual stinking hot and humid day in Singapore.

Then a deafening roar, like I have never heard before and the Eastern & Oriental Express with all passengers and crew obliterated in a several huge explosions. Keith dragged me to a nearby shed as chunks of metal and what appeared to be body parts rained down upon us.

In a state of shock it tsunamied me……Bobby Fong, Jr. and Amira gone!!!!

How much more death and destruction must I encounter. Did so many die because of my abduction? Am I the cause of so much evil?

Don’t tell me otherwise, don’t you dare! I saw three black jets without markings drop their deadly payload on the train.

It took only a few short hours, suspiciously short, for Singaporean and Malaysian authorities to conclude Amira, my dearest friend Amira, had placed explosives throughout the train and in a suicide mission triggered them as after all wasn’t she a prominent member of the “terrorist” organization Malays for Equality in Singapore (MES) and wasn’t it well known the MES was funded by Pakistan Sunni Muslim extremist groups? Muslims…suicide bombers… like meat sauce on spaghetti!

To Singaporean and Malaysian authorities, I say bullshit! I saw these three “unmarked” jets dropping their ordinances on the train. Singapore and Malaysia which dog is wagging your tail? Why did those two Budweiser swilling hamburger eaters leave the train to the American embassy in the midst of a murder investigation in which they were suspects! Gee whiz it was transparent who was putting the muscle on Singapore and Malaysia! Apple pie and ice-cream.

And the press and their cameras prohibited from waiting for us outside the Woodlands train station told to convene at the Chung Ballroom at the Singapore Shangri-La instead. Their cameras might just have recorded those three jets. Unmarked. Why?

And why had Keith been in such a hurry to get me out of the train before it was obliterated. Who was he working with?

Witnesses, documents…..gone… perhaps for some hopefully forgotten.

So yes I am liberated. My puppyhood lost deep in the blood stained woods…..

RKS RUSSIAN LITERATURE:  Fear and Loathing Overcomes the Double Murderer (Fyodor Dostoevsky)

“Fear gained more and more mastery over him, especially after this second, quite unexpected murder. He longed to run away from the place as fast as possible. And if at that moment if he had been capable of seeing and reasoning more correctly, if he had been able to realise all the difficulties of his position, the hopelessness, the hideousness and the absurdity of it, if he could have understood how many obstacles, and perhaps crimes he still had to overcome or to commit, to get out of that place and to make his way home, it is very possible he would have flung up everything, and would have gone to give himself up, and not from fear, but from simple horror and loathing of what he had done. The feeling of loathing especially surged up within him and grew stronger every minute.”

Fyodor Dostoevsky, “Crime and Punishment”.

RKS RUSSIAN LITERATURE:  A Criminal’s Failure of Will and Reasoning (Fyodor Dostoevsky)

“Almost every criminal is subject to a failure of will and reasoning power by a childish and phenomenal heedlessness at the very instant when prudence and caution are most essential. It was his conviction that this eclipse of reason and failure of willpower attacked a man like a disease, developed gradually and reached its highest point just before the perpetration of the crime, continued with equal violence at the moment of the crime and for a longer or shorter time thereafter, according to the individual case, and then passed off like any other disease .The question whether the disease gives rise to the crime, or whether the crime from its own particular nature is always accompanied by something of the nature of the disease, he did not yet feel able to decide.”

Fyodor Dostoevsky, “Crime and Punishment”.

“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: THE ABDUCTION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: OPERATION SMEAR, GRAB AND DISCREDIT: NORTH KOREA

THE ABDUCTION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: OPERATION SMEAR, GRAB AND DISCREDIT: NORTH KOREA

(excerpt from White House Executive Summary)

Our President and supreme leader Orville Grump believes Kim Jong Un, the Supreme Leader of North Korea, “is a real good guy, real nice, we really get along but he is a jughead and makes too many mistakes unlike me”.

Kim Jong Un is portly but Lordy he can move a basketball like no other North Korean and if there was any such North Korean he’d be dead for sure! If there had been a January 6th in that land of kimchi he would have given them what they deserved.

Our operative had met with a representative of Kim Jong Un at the Dennis Rodman International Airport in Pyongyang several weeks ago and made a deal and as all know President Grump just loves a deal.

The deal is this. North Korea will field a team in the National Basketball Association by the name of the Jong Jumpers with a cheerleading team the Supreme Leaderettes. In return Kim Jong Un will provide to the United States as a gift of eternal friendship 1,600 kilos of fentanyl in 26-gram batches marked “Peoples Republic of China’s Gift to America”.  

The fentanyl will be transported to Singapore through Indonesia and then delivered to a specified Sir Reginald Nicomshire shipping line and transported to Vancouver, Canada and Quebec City, Canada and smuggled into United States but intercepted at the border crossings with Canada hence giving a valid reason  for the United States to invade Canada caused by a “national health emergency” and to impose crushing tariffs on China in  relation for its flagrant attempts to poison Americans with the fentanyl it has manufactured.

Additionally a Grump International Golf Resort will be constructed at The Wonsan-Kalma Coastal Tourist Area in North Korea and be open for not only Russian tourist groups but qualified members of the Proud Boys and ICE and “Veterans of the Sixth of January”.

The United States will Grab Canada and Smear China.

China gave the United States Kung Flu and there will be such impossibly high tariffs on China they’ll be singing KUNG BLUES!

RKS RUSSIAN LITERATURE: Too Many Pots of Vodka and High-Flown Speeches (Fyodor Dostoevsky)

“Evidently Marmeladov was a familiar figure here and he had most likely acquired his weakness for high-flown speeches from the habit of frequently entering into conversation with strangers of all sorts in the tavern. This habit develops into a necessity in some drunkards, and especially in those who are looked after sharply and kept in order at home. Hence in the company of other drinkers they try to justify themselves and if even if possible, obtain consideration.”

Fyodor Dostoevsky, “Crime and Punishment”.

RKS RUSSIAN LITERATURE: Should He Murder the Old Hag? (Fyodor Dostoevsky)

‘I want to attempt a thing like that and I am frightened by these trifles’, he thought with an odd smile. ’Hm…yes. all is in a man’s hands and he lets it all slip from cowardice, that’s an axiom. It would be interesting to know what it is men are most afraid of. Taking a new step, uttering a new word is what they fear most…But I am talking too much. It’s because I chatter and do nothing. Or perhaps it is that I chatter because I do nothing. I’ve learned to chatter this month, lying for days in my den thinking…of Jack the Giantkiller. Why am I going there now. Am I capable of that? Is that serious. It is not serious at all. It’s simply a fantasy to amuse myself; a plaything? Yes, maybe it’s a plaything.’

Fyodor Dostoevsky, “Crime and Punishment”.

THE ABDUCTION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: OPERATION SMEAR, GRAB AND DISCREDIT: CANADA

(excerpt from White House Executive Summary)

The United States must have a valid reason, fabricated, if necessary, to invade Canada and make it the 51st state.

The plan is to transport large quantities of fentanyl into Canada, preferably to the ports of Vancouver, British Columbia and Quebec City, Quebec.

Covert operatives will then mount numerous fentanyl smuggling operations into Vermont and Washington State where DEA teams, notified of their arrival at the border will seize the fentanyl.

Fentanyl will have been packaged to show it was manufactured in the People’s Republic of China whereas we have made arrangements with North Korea to manufacture the fentanyl there which will then be transported to Singapore for undetected shipments to Vancouver and Quebec City.

An operative in Singapore is currently arranging for shipments on Sir Reginald Nicomshire’s shipping lines to Vancouver and Quebec City. Nicomshire’s shipping lines have an international reputation for playing by the rules so they are above suspicion.

When the large quantities of fentanyl are seized the United States will conduct a neutralizing offensive into Canada and lay the political and economic foundations to make it our 51st state. As the source of the fentanyl will be seen to be from China the President will declare a national emergency and levy enormous tariffs on China saving America and making it great again.