THE ABDUCTION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: MADAME FONG’S LETTER TO SIR REGINALD NICOMSHIRE

THE ABDUCTION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: MADAME FONG’S LETTER TO SIR REGINALD NICOMSHIRE

The following letter was found in Madame Fong’s Presidential Stateroom in her handwriting but not signed nor completed.

Dearest Reggie:

I apologize for slapping you and kicking your testicles the other night all in public view. It was in such un-Madame Fongish taste!

I had explained to you that the United States Government sought my assistance in persuading you to ship several containers attached to the hull of your ships to ports in Vancouver and Quebec City.

The United States Government advised me the contents of these containers must be below the water and undetectable. The contents are vital to the security of the United States I have been told by several high-ranking White House officials who have explained the transport of these containers to Canada is necessary to safeguard the public health of millions of Americans threatened by huge exports of fentanyl manufactured in The People’s Republic of China and smuggled into the United States through Canada “by some really bad guys, real nasty guys”.

There is concern the huge influx of cheap state subsidized goods from China will destroy the American economy and when the cargo is delivered to Canada the United States can protect itself and democracy of the free world by putting China in its place and make America great again.

I do not know the details of these plans of the United States but for the protection of democracy and public health who are we to argue.

You told me you required full details as to the cargo and why it had to be shipped below water as opposed to in the hold. I have been told by these White House officials to trust the imperative of this transportation, and you must trust the United States as well without asking inconvenient questions.

I do not know why they have said this to me but they have promised the shipments will finally bring justice for the murder of my great grandfather by anti-Chinese elements in Canada during the national railway construction in the 1860’s there.

If you agree to transport the cargo as I have requested 123 criminal charges about to be levied on me by the United States Department of Justice will not see daylight.

If you agree my body and soul will be yours as well as Rory Dylan Stephen that lovely West Highland Terrier you admire so much.

So I should add……

“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: NOTICE TO READERS FROM THE SINGAPORE TIMES

NOTICE TO READERS FROM THE SINGAPORE TIMES

The Editors of The Singapore Times would like to inform readers of THE ABDUCTION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN that for reasons of security and good order of Singapore as discussed with The Minister of State Security and Public Order the aforementioned daily column shall be discontinued.

“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: THE ABDUCTION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: MURDERS ON THE EASTERN & ORIENTAL EXPRESS: THE WORLD TO SHAKE DOWN TO ITS FOUNDATIONS! I AM FREE AT LAST!!!!!

The Singapore Times Exclusive: THE ABDUCTION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: MURDER ON THE EASTERN & ORIENTAL EXPRESS: THE WORLD TO SHAKE DOWN TO ITS FOUNDATIONS! I AM FREE AT LAST!!!!!

At our breakfast it was announced all passengers would be escorted off the train to be processed by Singaporean customs and immigration the following day at 12:00 hours.

Bobby Fong Jr., Amira and I headed back to our State Cabin. Upon arrival in our cabin which was feeling more like a jail cell of late Bobby Fong Jr, and Amira celebrated our upcoming freedom with a glass of champers. Bobby Fong Jr. picked me up, looked me in the eyes and said that I had done my job of befriending Sir Reginald Nicomshire and he would be making arrangements to send me home forthwith!

He had emailed Bob and set a pick up location at his suite at the Singapore Shangri-La. He had also attached photos of a very important official document from the United States.

He told Amira and I shortly before his mother’s death she had given him a manila envelope containing an important document that would be earth shattering but it was not to be opened unless “anything” should happen to her. And as “something happened” to her he had opened it

He said it contained a Whitehouse Executive Summary of “Operation Smear, Grab and Discredit” and a letter from Madame Fong to Sir Reginald Nicomshire.

“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: THE ABDUCTION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: MURDERS ON THE EASTERN & ORIENTAL EXPRESS: BOBBY FONG JR. NOT EVEN QUESTIONED

The Singapore Times Exclusive: THE ABDUCTION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: MURDER ON THE EASTERN & ORIENTAL EXPRESS: BOBBY FONG JR.NOT EVEN QUESTIONED

Madame Fong is no longer with us. As she is the villain behind my abduction you know where she can go; a very hot place.

The Singaporean and Malaysian investigative team had an excuse to wrap the investigation up as it was so obvious to them Madame Fong murdered Sir Reginald Nicomshire. She had slapped him in the face and kicked him in the balls the night prior to his death. Guilty as sin!

If it was so obvious who murdered Nicomshire why then was Madame Fong murdered. Seems to me the murderer was at large on the Eastern & Oriental Express. Pardon my linear thinking. These murders may be far more complicated than one may be led to believe.

Wasn’t it so very odd the two Budweiser swilling and burger loving gentlemen, armed to the teeth as they were, left the train in Suburbans directly to the American Embassy in Singapore. Who gave the order to release them! The hint of the United States involvement in these two murders was no longer a whisper. It was a roar.

With their conclusion in hand the investigative team didn’t bother to question Bobby Fong Jr. about Nicomshire’s death.

Neither, for some politically motivated reason, were they investigating Madame Fong’s death as it was no longer “in their mandate of appointment”.

Madame Fong’s death was to be investigated on a “off the train basis” by Singaporean police. Sounded as if her murder was one to be ignored or pardon me was it sanctioned by whoever convinced the investigative team to permit two Budweiser swilling and burger loving gentlemen to leave the train.

It was only a short matter of time the chief investigator indicated, all passengers could disembark from the train.

I fulfilled my assignment for Bobby Fong Jr. to cozy up to Sir Reginald Nicomshire and if Bobby Fong Jr. was true to his word I would be returning to Toronto in short order.

RKS THE LITERATURE OF INDIA: An Assistant to a Corrupt Indian Politician (Deepti Kapoor)

“Ajit Singh was the biggest goon in town. He had many interests. Dredging the riverbeds for construction sand, cutting down trees for timber on Forestry Department land, mining quarries for stone, stealing medicines from the government hospitals. So long as we did his work, whatever else we did, short of killing cops, we had protection. I had a great education there, I understood the turning of the wheel, how the cops and the politicians and the bureaucrats were all working together to keep this wheel in motion, how every spoke of the wheel was important, how the wheel was the system itself. We indulged in extortion, collecting protection money from businesses or else burning them down, we’d commit kidnappings for ransom.”

Deepti Kapoor, “Age of Vice”, 2023

“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: THE ABDUCTION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: MURDERS ON THE EASTERN & ORIENTAL EXPRESS: GRUESOME MURDER OF MADAME FONG!

The Singapore Times Exclusive: THE ABDUCTION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: MURDER ON THE EASTERN & ORIENTAL EXPRESS: GRUESOME MURDER OF MADAME FONG!

Bobby Fong Jr., Amira and I were just about ready to leave the dining salon after our breakfast when news reached us Madame Fong, or at least most of her, was found murdered in her Presidential Stateroom. Her head was missing!

Bobby Fong Jr. showed no emotion mumbling. “She deserved it the bitch.” Seeing how she mistreated him well I can’t say I was overwhelmed by his reaction. Evidence he might have murdered his mother?

The investigators were to question her that day at noon. No chance of that but as she had slapped Nicomshire and kicked him in the balls the night before Nicomshire died did she meet some form of poetic justice.

Then again Keith, our butler, must have had reason to “dislike” Madame Fong his mother, at least according to his father Sir Reginald Nicomshire. She failed to recognize him as her son. Bitterness? Hatred? Rage?

Multiple murders on the Eastern& Oriental Express!

I had the sense the case was about to bust open bigtime.

As for poor Madame Fong’s head some village boys beyond the Woodlands Train Station permitter fence were using her head to play football.

And come to think of it Madame Fong had been suspiciously friendly with me the night before her death suggesting I could arrange a favour for her I could immediately be sent back home to Toronto. “Home” …..not sure what that is meaning as clear as I used to. Get me off this damn train!

“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: THE ABDUCTION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: MURDER ON THE EASTERN & ORIENTAL EXPRESS: CANADIAN SECURITY INTELLIGENCE SERVICES TOP SECRET MEMO: PROPOSED INVASION OF CANADA BY THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

THE ABDUCTION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: MURDER ON THE EASTERN & ORIENTAL EXPRESS: CANADIAN SECURITY INTELLIGENCE SERVICES TOP SECRET MEMO: PROPOSED INVASION OF CANADA BY THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

CANADIAN SECURITY INTELLIGENCE SERVICES TOP SECRET INTELLIGENCE REPORT

Canadian Security Intelligence Services (CSIS) operatives xxxxxx and xxxxxx filed two observation reports this morning based on Canadian satellite surveillance noting United States troop and military ordinances movement concentrating in Buffalo, New York, Champlain, New York, and Bellingham, Washington. The greatest concentration is in the Buffalo, New York Area.

United States Airforce bases in Plattsburgh, New York, Minot Airforce Base in North Dakota and McConnell Air Force Base in Kansas have seen arrivals of squadrons of fighter jets, surveillance aircraft and attack helicopters in amounts far above normal movements.

National Guard units in North Dakota, New Jersey, Washington State, Maine and Vermont have been recently placed on “pre alert readiness” inconsistent with preestablished patterns for such alerts.

The Top Readiness Command Centre of CSIS has been activated as a result of these reports as the extent of such military resource augmentation is consistent with past invasions mounted by the United States.

Of particular concern have been reports of extensive ground surveillance of Canadian Forces Trenton Airforce Base in Trenton Ontario. Two adult males in their thirties were apprehended on the perimeter of the Trenton Base with surveillance equipment. When apprehended by Trenton Military Police patrolling the perimeter these men claimed to be attending a New York State Ophthalmologist Conference being held at the Royal Hotel in Picton, Ontario 26 kilometres from the Trenton Base. As no such conference has been organized according to the New York State Ophthalmologist Association (NYSOA) the two men apprehended have been placed under military detention and the 27 remaining “ophthalmologists” disappeared within one hour of the detention of the two men. Verification checks of attendees shown on the Royal Hotel’s guest list at the Picton, Ontario conference and with the NYSOA reveal none of the 29 attendees are actually on the NYSAO list of accredited ophthalmologists.

Media intelligence units of CSIS have in the past 7 days noted President Orville Grump of the United States has made 43 references publicly about how Canada should become the 51st state of the United States to protect the United States from mass fentanyl deaths. Additionally, President Grump has referred to Canada as the land of the Igloo People, its Prime Minister as a governor and Canada and existing only because the United States 75 times.

CSIS will recommend to Canadian Armed Forces High Command to immediately put all Canadian Armed Forces units on high alert.

CSIS will continue to monitor and report on the situation.

“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: THE ABDUCTION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: MURDER ON THE EASTERN & ORIENTAL EXPRESS: CANADA/ THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA AND PRESIDENT ORVILLE GRUMP

The Singapore Times Exclusive: THE ABDUCTION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: MURDER ON THE EASTERN & ORIENTAL EXPRESS: CANADA/THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA AND PRESIDENT ORVILLE GRUMP

Canada, Venezuela and Greenland have in common they were to benefit beyond belief, according to President Orville Grump and the United States, from being annexed by the United States as the 51st state.

The effect of this annexation threat was a boon for Canadian nationalism causing Canadians Canadian to rally against the Presidential threat.

Coupled with this threat was a fabrication Canada was the source of truckloads of fentanyl, manufactured in China, murdering thousands of Americans. Statistics from each country’s border authority made Grump’s statement a pie faced lie but it enabled him to declare an emergency and levy punishing tariffs on Canadian aluminum, steel, autos and lumber such tariffs being paid for by American consumers. There was little power vested in Canada to strike back tit for tat.

There was nothing more Grump would prefer than the smashing of the Canadian economy; to bring it on its knees.

As you may recall Madame Fong’ great grandfather and many other Chinese emigrated to Canada in the 1870s to build the final leg of the national railway system in British Columbia where they suffered abuse and exploitation and in Fong’s great grandfather murdered by a rogue railway official never prosecuted for the murder. Madame Fong hated Canada perhaps to the point of obsession. What on earth could she do to implement her obsession? Could President Orville Grump be of use?

“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: THE ABDUCTION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: MURDER ON THE EASTERN & ORIENTAL EXPRESS: THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA AND PRESIDENT ORVILLE GRUMP

The Singapore Times Exclusive: THE ABDUCTION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: MURDER ON THE EASTERN & ORIENTAL EXPRESS: THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA AND PRESIDENT ORVILLE GRUMP

Remember that otherwise badly burnt food does not stick to Teflon.

The President of the United States, Orville Grump, rattled his sabre, rusty as it was, at just about anyone or any country. Erratically a friend today, a real nice country, a great country then 24 hours later an enemy of the United States where a deal was required for the unilateral benefit of the United States.

Most egregious, at least for the moment, was Grump’s threat to annex The Land of the Igloo People, that’s Canada, as the 51st state of the United States. Grump’s mathematical ability might have been impaired as Greenland and Venezuela were simultaneously to be the 51st state.

Canadians were furious with this threat and a huge domestic promotion campaign of purchasing Canadian goods and services (over American ones) mushroomed in Canada and in some Canadian provinces the sale of American alcohol was banned seriously damaging the economies of California and Kentucky. Travel by Canadians to the United States plummeted hammering New York State, California, Florida, New Jersey and Maine great benefactors of Canadian tourism.

Then there was the Grumpian tariff obsession hammering Canadian aluminum, steel, autos and lumber. Canada, as a mouse, sleeps next to an elephant, the United States so when it turns over look out. China was singled out as an all-devil force flooding the market with “cheap trash”. Yes, economic efficiency touted and practiced by the United States one might say was “taken over” by China. What was good for goose was not good for the gander!

Personal insults by Grump directed toward China were continual with accusations China was the cause and superspreader of “The Kung Flu” and references to the President of China as “Hop Sing” and to China as the “Land of Chop Suey”.

Through imaginary facts and figures Canada was labelled as the killer of thousands of Americans by flooding the United States with oceans of fentanyl all originating from China.

Did Grump really hate Canada or was it “deal strategy”?

Wasn’t it interesting Madame Fong hated Canada for the murder of her migrant from China great grandfather “murdered by the white railroad mob” while building Canada’s national rail line in the mid 1800’s? Bobby Fong Jr. related this murder story to me weeks ago but the investigators of Sir Reginald Nicomshire’s murder failed to unearth this hatred.

Could it be that both Madame Fong and Grump wanted to destroy Canada and could there possibly be a link of this hatred to the Death of Sir Reginald Nicomshire?

“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: THE ABDUCTION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: MURDER ON THE EASTERN & ORIENTAL EXPRESS: BEYOND MOTIVES AND PERSONALITIES…..POLITICS AND FETANYL

The Singapore Times Exclusive: THE ABDUCTION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: MURDER ON THE EASTERN & ORIENTAL EXPRESS: BEYOND MOTIVES AND PERSONALITIES…..POLITICS AND FETANYL

Being from Toronto on occasion Bobby Fong Jr. would listen to a nightly news broadcast “The National” from the Canadian broadcasting Company (CBC). Of late news consisted largely of a stream of quasi-hallucinatory reports detailing the antics, ravings and bumbling’s of Orville Grump, The President of the United States. Matters on the Grump front had begun heating up since his recovery from a serious health incident. Grump had been sneaking a few sodium enriched chicken legs in the bushes behind the White House hedges when he choked on a chicken bone and was revived at the last moment, some say regrettably, by a real nice, good guy friend Elvin “Chainsaw Boy” Cantaloupe.

If you are bored by politics then stop reading and go watch some Tik Tok videos for some “real news” but you need account for politics and fentanyl in the murder of Sir Reginald Nicomshire.

The main players in this political game, or is it an absurdist comedy, are China, Canada, Greenland, North Korea, Albania and of course The United States of America and its fifty or possibly 51 states!