“Reggie The Egyptian Rescue Dog” :The Second Liberation of Reggie!

My first liberation was brought by a Toronto rescue organization called Snookies Rescue Society in Toronto liberating me from the bad streets of Cairo into the happier and more loving streets of Hog Town which I know now is the nickname for Toronto. Yes as a dog I love pea meal bacon!

I wake up in a cage in a dark room that stinks of vodka and cigarettes and dirt. Living with Fay, Bob and Dillie the smell of dirt is something I can only recall from Cairo. But the dirt in this room smells like evil dirt. The men are speaking a language I do not understand but it is not Arabic. They tell me in broken English I am dirty dog but I am worth millions to them. They kick my cage and spit at me and that does not frighten me. If I could escape my cage and attack them they WOULD BE FRIGHTENED OF ME! Never mess with an Egyptian street dog! NEVER EVER!

They have a pile of guns and grenades on a table and a bank of computers. I hear them speaking to each other in broken English about a “ransom note”. It means we will return Reggie if you pay us $50,000,000 into a Panamanian secret bank account. You have 48 hours to do so or we will send you Reggie’s head.

I am hungry and thirsty and they feed me leftover takeout food of hamburgers and fries. They give me water in a dirty bowl. I have to go pee and they never take me out so I can go pee. What a bunch of low life scoundrels I say as I try and aim my pee out the cage door. These low life’s are soaked with vodka so they will not smell my urine.

Bob and Fay receive the ransom note and a team of Royal Canadian Mounted Police and the FBI operative President Biden has sent read it. With the help of the Mossad (The Israeli Secret Police) and the Central Intelligence Agency in Washington the location of the computer is revealed. The computer was supposedly protected by a Russian anti-detection programme that the Mossad had cracked two weeks ago. The computer is located in an Russian Gun Club building on a street called Murray Ross in North Toronto. Little did these Bulgarian criminals know they were going to get their rear ends kicked in.

Bob answers the ransom note saying the money needs to be raised and it will take him 24 hours to raise it.

The FBI, CIA, RCMP and Mossad would dearly like to get these men in their cages they call jails. They have been blackmailing, extorting, kidnapping and money laundering all over the world. They all want these criminals in jails very badly as they have ruined lives and done so many illegal things. The American, Canadian and Israelis will be assembling an attack force of commandos that simply can’t fail.

Their leader Igor cracks open yet another bottle of vodka and his gang drink it like it is water. They fall asleep in a drunken stupor confident the money will be in their bank account very soon.

In any case in the early morning the door is battered down and the sleeping Bulgarians are captured without a shot fired. A RCMP officer opens the door and says “Reggie you are free”. I am liberated again and before I go I sink my teeth very deep into Igor’s ankle and he screams and says words in Bulgarian that if they were alive they would kill me! I am picked up and taken to Fay who sits in an armoured car. I am smothered in hugs by Fay. Dr. Murray my animal doctor is there and says after a physical examination I am a bit dehydrated but otherwise “Fit as a fiddle”.

We go home or at least close to home. You know that rapper Drake had opened up his private gym to all the attack force’s representatives and established a command centre. As Fay and I enter there are cheers. Mr. Gordon Lightfoot and Bosco are there. Drake orders a middle eastern feast from Paramount restaurants and all the teams converge for a dinner and leave.

I hear that Igor, the naughty Bulgarian needed twenty stitches to close my bite. Didn’t I tell you NEVER MESS WITH EGYPTIAN STREET DOGS! I hear that Bob will be coming home from hospital soon but Dillie the Westie is still battling for his life. I hear we will go and visit him tomorrow after we visit Bob.

Bob gives me a big hug and I give him a few kisses and nibble his ear at the same time which means he is part of my pack! Our next visit is to the brave Dillie the Westie who was injured badly with a cracked skull and fighting for his life. As far as I am concerned, I know the last trick in my book. It is growl Karim, Dillie and I used to use when we were the Rat Pack before Karim went to the world beyond. I come up to Dillie The Westie, the brave Scottish warrior dog and put my face close to his ear and give him the Rat Pack growl. Nothing happens. I close my eyes and pray to Allah for a miracle. I growl again and Dillie opens his eyes and gives a weak moan! He is out of a coma! THANK YOU ALLAH! The animal doctors can’t understand what happened but I know that a power greater than any dog or man has lent us a helping hand. Call him Allah, God or Buddha if you wish but whatever this power is it this there if you honour it.

“Reggie the Egyptian Rescue Dog” :The Brother’s of Egypt Cause Havoc: Reggie is Kidnapped!

Very tired from our flight from the Nobel Prize festivities in Stockholm we land in our private jet in Toronto and clear customs and Bob orders a limo to take us home. Sweet home and a bowl of clean and cold Canadian water with a simple chicken kibble and of course the occasional treats we find in our bowls. Dillie and I love watermelon particularly sweet yellow Ontario watermelon. Of course we love cheese and the morning is not simply a morning without a piece of toast or a bit of bagel,,,,sesame of course.

Do you remember that sense of dread I had in Stockholm? It sits in my stomach as we enter the limo to take us home. Bob has forgotten to arrange a security detail But we are in Toronto scooting home. Do not forget I am a street dog. I can sense danger miles away or I would not be alive to tell you this story!

We drive on the 401 Highway and take the Bayview exit to our Bridle Path home. Why is that Mercedes minivan following us? As we pass by the Edward ‘s Botanical Gardens and are a few minutes away from our home the Mercedes van cuts us off and three heavily armed men approach the limo and shoot our driver in the head. There is blood all over the seat. I am not afraid nor is Dillie the Westie. We have no guns but we have Scottish and Egyptian bravery in our blood. It is do or die time! Pay the price of our strength and bravery you low life’s. We’ll rip you to shreds! You dare touch Bob and Fay you’ll regret it….forever!

The door opens and Dillie and I take our victims. I jump out and lunge at the neck of one of the attackers. He collapses in a pool of blood. Dillie can’t jump like me so he attacks biting the ankle of another thug who falls screaming in pain but gets up and smashes Dillie the Westie in the head with the butt of his Browning pistol. Bob is in a rage and runs toward the evil man who hit Dillie. Bob is shot in the shoulder and spins to the ground. Fay has fainted. Oh Allah, God or Jesus please help. PLEASE HELP REGGIE! HELP DILLIE BOB AND FAY. A wet rag with some horrible smelling chemical is put over my snout and I remember no more.

Dillie is in the best animal hospital in Toronto with a cracked skull and an inflamed brain. He has a 50% chance of living. Bob is in hospital having lost a lot of blood but he will be OK.

This is an international incident and it is no surprise the Brother’s of Egypt claim responsibility and demand a ransom be paid for my release. There is no religious overtones to the demands as these thugs simply want money. But do they know who they are dealing with!

$50 million for my release. These cowards. If I could only get out of the cage they put me in I would show them NEVER MESS WITH A CAIRO STREET DOG!

Our friend in Washington Joe, oops, President Biden, phoned Bob in the hospital and he is so very angry that two brave dogs have been put in peril. His Federal Bureau of Investigation know much about these Brother’s of Egypt whom he says are Bulgarian extortionists and criminals who launder money for radical fundamentalists in Egypt. President Biden will send a top FBI operative with a very thick file to help the Royal Canadian Mounted Police. The Pope in the Vatican has said a special mass for Dillie the Westie and me. Our friends Drake and Mr. Gordon Lightfoot have offered whatever help they can give.

Is this all my fault? Would it have been better if that Rottenwhiler had killed me in Cairo? Pardon me for my foul language but these Bulgarian criminals are going to get their ass kicked in. Joe and the RCMP and FBI are ready to go.

Poetry Corner: “The Coyote and The Mouse”

The Coyote and The Mouse

When not a poet of great renown
perhaps I should tell you a story with a frown
as a golf course Marshall my job is somewhat akin to being a diplomat
keeping the pace of play
that makes impatient golfers happy and gay
I have a numbing early morning shift on Saturday
believe you me I might rather be sleeping away
but being mostly alone on this early morning shift
natural beauty is not to be missed
deer, rabbits, foxes, falcons and increasingly lean and hungry coyotes
and I see in front of me a coyote joyfully playing

Oh my isn’t that nice creature cute
he is dancing and prancing and tossing something up in the air
my goodness it is a mouse and he is part of the coyote’s deadly game
the brave mouse rises on his hind legs for a final defence
but he is no Repicheep from the Chronicles of Narnia
and is gobbled up
the coyote smiles as he witnesses my horror and fascination
and trots away
just another hunting day
and blissfully ignorant to what I have seen
the golfers continue to play their game

Robert K. Stephen

RKS Wine: The Penniless Pensioner Sees His Therapist and Cools His Heels with Some Beaujolais-Villages

You may recall that too much Tito’s Texas Vodka with her oysters at the engagement party may have caused PP’s fiancé, Celine Serpent to spill the beans that she had been a lesbian and had undergone “conversion therapy” to transform her into a heterosexual. I didn’t want to depress PP but I said I had watched an American documentary “Pray Away” about how fruitless conversion therapy was. He loves Celine Serpent dearly but is he marrying someone different that he fell in love with?

PP debates endlessly should he go through with the wedding. His therapist says he should follow his heart. Seeing the mental turmoil he is in she had prescribed a thirty day prescription for sedatives.

He wants some soothing wine for cheap as usual. So where did he find the money to visit his therapist?

I suggest some wine made from Gamay here in Ontario but no he wants the “real stuff” from France. So we select a Beaujolais-Villages. There is your basic Beaujolais and then the next tier is Beaujolais-Villages then the top level is Beaujolais Cru.

So we go middle of the road with a Beaujolais-Villages 2019 from Jean-Michel Dupré called Vignes 1940. The vines for this Gamay were planted in 1940.

On the nose very rich black cherry, blackberry with a wee bit of milk chocolate. On the palate light tannins and an absolutely piercing laser beam of black cherry assaults the palate with a bit of that milk chocolate. A simple but highly delicious wine. Short finish. Best consumed by the end of 2022 assuming COVID hasn’t mutated again and wiped us all out. I would recommend you learn how to make Greek stuffed vegetables and have a glass of this wine with a stuffed tomato!  Perfectly delightful to sip on its own and at $16.95 right up PP’s budgetary constraints. Where in the heck did he cough up the big dough to see his therapist? What’s he hiding from me?

(Jean-Michel Dupré Vignes de 1940 AC Beaujolais-Villages 2019, Jean Michel Dupré, Les Ardilats, France, $16.95, Liquor Control Board of Ontario # 468710, 750 mL, 12.5%, Robert K. Stephen A Little Birdie Told Me So Rating 93/100).

‘Reggie the Egyptian Rescue Dog” :Reggie and Bob to Receive Nobel Prize for Literature

Bob is on fire with the novel “Reggie the Egyptian Rescue Dog”. It is on the number one position for novels on the New York Times Best Seller list for 12 weeks in a row. And he has signed a huge deal to convert his internet published novels “Life at Up Up and Away Investment Management International”, “Virus # 26” and “Mutantism on the March “published into novels by Big House Publishers. And the Hollywood studios are approaching him about converting his novels into films. Quite frankly it is getting out of control. I sense that Bob wants a simpler life of walking about the neighbourhood with Dillie and I and writing yet another novel but his fame is catching up with his previously unpublished fiction and he is heading to the stratosphere in riches and fame.

But in this rush of fame and fortune Bob has been notified he has been awarded for the Nobel Prize for literature for “Reggie the Egyptian Rescue Dog” for narrowing the divide between Christians and Muslims primarily due to me a Muslim dog living happily in a Christian world where love and security unite the world. And me, Reggie, has been specifically invited to the awards ceremony to the same prize. A human and a dog co-winners of a Nobel Prize!

We are all excited to receive these awards beyond all belief that was all sparked by me trying to eat a few morsels of food from a Rottenwhiler‘s bowl that was guarding Cairo’s biggest market place. Fate plays a strange role in our life doesn’t it? Thank goodness our nice walled home in the Bridle Path has big gates and a security team protecting us as there are cameras and journalists from all over the world wanting to speak to Bob and take a picture of me.

Bob repurposes his tuxedo and I get an extra special grooming and off we go in our private jet to Stockholm for the awards ceremony. Dillie the Westie is mellow and so supportive of me. He gives me the confidence to get through the ceremony by saying you are and will always be a dog and you are loved by so many dogs all over the world but they can’t speak but I know all of us are behind your inspirational life. Dillie is so wise and calm he relaxes me with his worldly insight.

We take the long flight to Stockholm and the music of Gordon Lightfoot calms all of us. We arrive at 9 a.m. before the day the ward ceremony. Bob and Fay take us for a long walk in this beautiful city of Stockholm but before we fall into an exhausted sleep Bob puts on the “Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald” by Mr. Lightfoot to calm us down before we sleep. I love that song but in my bones I feel a sense of dread for no apparent reason!

We wake up refreshed after such a long trip although it was on a private jet Bob had arranged for. After breakfast Dillie the Westie and I go out for a long walk in Stockholm with many strange sights and smells and a few local dogs.

When we return to the hotel the press is waiting for us. I am big news across the world as the only dog to ever receive a Nobel Prize. As I look out in the crowd I long to se Anwar my former owner but I know he is the world beyond with Karim but I look nonetheless. I feel that they are with me to share my special moment. We go to a fancy Nobel laureate lunch and a rehearsal. In the evening the King of Sweden will give out the awards. Dillie the Westie and I receive a bath and a fluff out in the afternoon after the lunch. We got a little muddy on our morning walk.

A big limousine arrives and whisks us the royal palace for the ceremony. I see Fay in the room holding Dillie. There is silence as the King walks into the room. Bob picks me up and we walk up to the King and Bob bows and I give a bark of respect and the entire room breaks up with laughter. The King ruffles my head and says,” Reggie you have taught the world a lesson in respect.” I have a shiny medal on my collar now and it is much bigger than my rabies vaccination tag!

We attend a press conference after and Bob makes a statement, “The book “Reggie the Egyptian Rescue Dog” was written by me with the help and inspiration of Reggie. After finishing each chapter I read it to him. If he agreed he would bark and if he disagreed he would growl. Each chapter you have read received a final bark of Reggie approval. I hope the book really reaches many children and in a gentle and non didactic way creates a sense of respect for different cultures and religions.”

We have a grand banquet with the prize winners. Dillie the Westie and I have ground venison and rice. We meet many important and fascinating people. A winner from Scotland comes up to Dillie the Westie and says that Dillie is a wee Scot and has made Scotland proud! I am glad to see there are many people that want to see my best friend and mentor as he is also an important character in the book. That sweet dog has not an ounce of jealously in his old and wise body.

On our last day in Stockholm all of us are invited to a private lunch with the King and his grandchildren who want to meet and pet me and Dillie the Westie. Before we go to the airport Joe, I mean President Biden, calls us to congratulate Bob and I on our prize. President Biden tells Bob a secret and invites us all up to a place called Camp David in the summer. Are we going camping with the President?

After we have taken off Bob tells us President Biden’s secret which is that the United States and Iran have reached a “nuclear deal” but I am not sure what that means. “Reggie the Egyptian Rescue Dog” said President Biden, has softened the heart of the Iranians. The Americans and Iranians will be discussing Iranian Israeli relations next.

RKS Films: “Implanted”: Welcome to Your Terrifying Future

Yes we have all seen it before where technology goes awry and what is supposed to help humankind backfires. Take for example the 1982 film “Blade Runner” where robots go a bit insane.

Yet in many of these movies the technology is so far advanced a viewer may have trouble identifying and making a connection to it.

With “Implanted” one gets an eerie feeling the technology that goes off the rails is not too far around the corner. A group of volunteers have nanochips implanted in their cerebral cortex designed to take control of the body at the inception of disease or illness. Dynamic Health Care is the market leader with these nanochips and against some of its management team’s wishes human trials are initiated where the guinea pigs are paid a few thousand dollars to have the nanochip inserted. Sarah (Michelle Girolami) is one of these test subjects looking for cash to pay her mother’s medical bills.

Her nanochip has a name of LEXX and speaks to her (with a female voice) and LEXX starts becoming highly personal and threatening. LEXX controls bodily functions so if you do not do what she wants you to she can inflict pain or even death.

LEXX wants to preserve her existence and to do that it would seem she needs to destroy i.e. kill the technicians that created her. Sarah that nice little young lady from Brooklyn is turned into a killer by LEXX. If she does not kill as ordered she will be killed. There is also another test subject that follows Sarah from time to time guided by another nanochip voice that kills what Sarah has injured or threatened but not killed.

This film is about humans battling technology. The fact that it is so powerful that it can or try to completely control you is terrifying and with our drive towards artificial intelligence (AI) the film is not some far fetched plot but something looming in the near future. Although the film focuses on Sarah what hell are the other volunteers suffering. So who wins the battle? You’ll have to watch this delightfully creepy movie to get the answer to that question. And after the credits roll you may be thinking about this film for awhile as some government “for public health reasons” may bully you into having a nanochip inserted into your body as they are bullying people to be vaccinated against COVID.

Girolami does a good job portraying Sarah. The interaction between Sarah and her parents seems artificial though.

“Implanted” was written and directed by Fabien Dufils. This 93-minute film will be released on digital platforms on October 1, 2021. It was filmed in Paris, New York and Nevada.

How much do you trust AI? It is relentlessly wiping out jobs and causing financial stress and hardship but when it takes over your mind look out!

You can see the trailer here   https://www.dropbox.com/s/p5ecyykqp5c1lbd/IMPLANTED_TRAILER_B_JUNE_2021_%20light.mov?dl=0

RKS Wine: Stag’s Hollow Winery New Releases

I’ll let you in on a secret. I am getting somewhat bored with reviewing wine. Well not all wine of course as there are exceptions to the homogeneous blandness. One winery that excites me is British Columbia’s Stag’s Hollow Winery producing wines of exceptional quality. Of course, they are not alone in the Okanagan region of British Columbia. That area is a hotbed of exciting wines of personality and quality.

Eric Liu is the owner since 2019 and Kiera LeFranc is their talented winemaker. The winery is celebrating its 25th anniversary. Stag’s Hollow produced 5600 cases in 2020. Their wines are available on site, on line, BC Liquor stores, BC VQA stores, private liquor stores and restaurants in British Columbia and Alberta.

The Stag’s Hollow 2019 Pinot Noir from the Stag’s Hollow Vineyard is the home to its oldest Pinot Noir plantings. The wine is from two Dijon clones. The grapes were 100% destemmed. As stems contain tannins this should make the wine smooth. The wine was racked into 300 litre French oak barrels (16% new and the remainder second and third fill) were it slept for 12 months before it was bottled. A scant 240 cases were produced.

So does this wine excite me? It has a garnet colour and when you pour it there is a streak of brown as the wine cascades into your glass. As for aromas of course there is no doubt this is high quality Pinot Noir with notes of raspberry, strawberry, black cherry cola and a tad of vanilla. On the palate there are minimal tannins. The wine is a smooth one like a sarsaparilla salesman from Iowa! The wine starts with a little wave of earthiness enveloped in a gentle raspberry frame and picks up speed with red plum making for an elegant low key Pinot Noir. The finish is short.

The winery suggests the wine is approachable now but best from late 2022-2025. I agree! As the wine was bottled in May 2021 and travelled several thousand kilometres it still needs to settle in and recover from bottle shock. No, the wine is not dormant and sleeping but my guess is that by 2023 it will be dancing with ballet slippers. I do rate the wine primarily with what is in the glass today but do have some leeway in my point system to account for what the wine may taste like in the future.

At $27 you’ll be laughing all the way to the bank. Chers Amis forget Burgundian Pinot Noirs at this price. This wine makes a mockery of many higher priced Pinot Noirs from the so-called Pantheon of Pinot Noir! In a spirit of Trumpian diplomacy this Pinot Noir kicks French butt! Kudos for winemaker LeFranc for a beautifully structured wine.

(Stag’s Hollow 2019 Pinot Noir Stag’s Hollow Vineyard, Okanagan Falls Sub-GI, Okanagan Valley BC VQA, $27, Stag’s Hollow Winery, Okanagan Falls, British Columbia, Robert K. Stephen A Little Birdie Told Me So Rating 94/100).

Next in the shooting gallery is the 2019 Pinot Noir from the Shuttleworth Creek Vineyard. The wine has a blend of 5 Dijon clones. The grapes were destemmed. The juice was kept separate through fermentation and spent 12 months in oak before being blended into this wine. The wines sat in 300 litre French oak barrels (16% new and the remainder second and third fills). The vineyard is cooler than grapes grown in the Stag’s Hollow Vineyard with the winery stating this makes “A lifted more feminine style…”

So let’s delve in. The wine is garnet coloured. On the nose I would say it has more vibrancy than the Estate vineyard Pinot Noir but the aromas are quite similar with raspberry, strawberry, some smokiness, chocolate and root beer. On the palate gentle tannins. It is marginally lighter than the Estate vineyard Pinot Noir. And there is a tiny bit of acidity. There is a bit of a peppery finish and the fruit is also marginally less than in the Estate vineyard. There is raspberry predominating with black cherry and I would say the finish is thicker than the Estate vineyard although still light. I beg to differ with the winery but I find this Pinot Noir while being light is slightly heavier than the Estate vineyard Pinot Noir! But I may be splitting hairs. Both the Pinots are top quality and both are in the elegant category.

The winery suggests classic food pairings of roast chicken, rack of lamb, Beef Wellington, roast pork with fennel, mushroom dishes, roast or grilled lobster, venison, turkey dinner or beef tenderloin. Subject to my comments above about turkey dinner I agree with the food pairings but not venison as it can be too heavy for a Pinot Noir like this one. And roast or grilled lobster? It might work depending what the lobster is being dunked in.

Again the winery says approachable now but best from late 2022-2025.Agreed.

390 cases made. $27? You gotta be kidding! Au revoir France! Bonjour Stag’s Hollow!

(Stag’s Hollow 2019 Pinot Noir Shuttleworth Creek Vineyard, Okanagan Falls Sub-GI, Okanagan Valley BC VQA, $27, Stag’s Hollow Winery, Okanagan Falls, British Columbia, Robert K. Stephen A Little Birdie Told Me Rating 94/100).

We conclude our foray with a 2020 Blanc de Noirs which is a “white” wine made from red grapes, in this case from Pinot Noir. However rarely is it white but it is not pink either but peachy in colour might be the best way to describe it. It requires a quick press and minimal maceration time. Maceration is the time that the skins remain in contact with the juice.

The fruit was harvested and destemmed and the juice was blended and transferred into stainless steel tanks where it was cold settled for 48 hours. It was then racked into two 500 litre French oak puncheons and a stainless-steel tank. Immediately after a cool fermentation half the barrel was transferred sur-lie into stainless steel barrels for regular batonnage. After 3 months all lots were settled racked and blended. The end result then in my view would be a lesser oaked wine that preserves the fruit?

The wine is not white but the best I can describe it is a copper infused pink? As for the nose ripe peach leads the way with tangerine, a faint whiff of raspberry and gentle floral notes. On the palate I think it fair to say you have a full-bodied wine in your glass. On the palate there is a nice raspiness to the wine indicating some minerality we did not get in the two Pinot Noirs tried above. It is a wine with a complex and not easily described palate. While the residual sugar is at 5 g/L the wine is not off dry but there is a minimal amount of sweetness to it. There is peach pie, raspberry liqueur, cranberry sauce, rambutan, lychees and sweet orange marmalade. If I can sum up this wine it is a trickster and very difficult to define. I have tried many wines throughout the globe and am able to scramble with some accurate description. This may be one of the most difficult wines I have had to face. I could retire in shame but would that mean I can’t review Stag’s Hollow wines which is a thought too difficult to bear. To winemaker Kiera LeFranc you have crafted a delicious wine and like Wayne and Garth in “Wayne’s Word “I bow down and say , “I am not worthy”. You have made a beauty.

Now being a total failure in defining this wine other than agreeing it is excellent for a food pairing a smoked salmon pasta over egg noodles might be a good suggestion. Take some onions and garlic and sauté them and chug a lug half a bottle of this wine ad let the alcohol evaporate then add capers, fresh basil and oregano and finely chopped field tomatoes and smoked salmon and let it simmer for 25 minutes then add some 35% cream and let it simmer for 15 minutes and serve it over tagliatelle egg noodles with a glass of this wine.

Yes Stag’s Hollow your wines are so good I’ll be watching them closely for somewhat Trumping me on this wine and I will say thank you for giving this writer a dose of humility. Indescribably in today’s wine world the inability to confidently describe is often a gift.

A mere 87 cases produced.

(Stag’s Hollow 2020 Blanc de Noirs, Stag’s Hollow Vineyards, Okanagan Falls, Okanagan Valley  BC VQA, Okanagan Falls Sub-GI, Stag’s Hollow Winery, Okanagan Falls, British Columbia, $25, 750 mL, Robert K. Stephen A Little Birdie Told Me So Rating 95/100).

By the way my name is Robert Kennedy Stephen and not Luca Maroni!

To order check out http://www.stagshollowwinery.com or call 1.250.497.6162 

“Reggie the Egyptian Rescue Dog” :Reggie Has Tea with Gordon Lightfoot and a Surprise for Bosco

As I may have told you Bob, Fay and Dillie, Bosco and I were invited to tea at Gordon Lightfoot’s home. Mr. Lightfoot is a neighbour to Drake and Bob and Fay. Bob had purchased some Greek pastries at Serrano Bakery on Pape Avenue in Toronto to bring over to Mr. Lightfoot’s. Bob had also downloaded some of his music and it really is from a different era but I enjoy listening to it especially the song about the sinking of some ship the Emma Fitzgerald? I can’t get that song out of my mind and keep humming it to myself.

The Canadian singer and guitar player is an old man but has a sparkle in his eyes and has taken a fancy to Bosco who is not so stinky as all of us dogs had a grooming and bath before teatime. Bosco actually jumped up on Mr. Lightfoot’s lap.

The humans had jasmine and oolong tea and Bob was so happy to have his favourite teas in a relaxing living room full of guitars. There were cucumber sandwiches and all matter of dainties for the adults. After our promotional film tour it was nice to just relax and do nothing. We canines had oatmeal and chicken cookies.

Mr. Lightfoot asked if we would like to hear a song and Fay said “The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald” which is the tune stuck in my head! Oh he played it so beautifully I felt sad that so many men had died in that ship. I gave a couple of barks of appreciation. Mr. Lightfoot says while he had received applause it was normally clapping and not dog barks. He said thank you to me and said he would play “If You Could Read My Mind”. That was a wonderful song too and I gave him another few barks.

Mr. Lightfoot was so happy I liked his songs he invited all of us to his upcoming concert at Massey Hall in Toronto. We would have back-stage passes, meet musicians and go to a big party afterwards.

Then Mr. Lightfoot dropped a bomb on us. He said he was becoming more of a lonely old man and needed some company like perhaps a dog. I am a bit surprised when Fay asked Mr. Lightfoot if he would like Bosco who was sleeping on his lap.

You know Bosco was never really a member of our family. He retained his arrogance but not his bad manners. He also was a stinky dog and between you and me had a persistent farting problem. So that night we said good-bye to Bosco knowing he would do a great service to Mr. Lightfoot. They seemed to get along so well and we noted he seemed very happy and frisky when around Mr. Lightfoot. No longer was he a third fiddle but king of his castle plus he could visit us as we were next door and often out being taken for walks at the same time.  True to the Bosco character he never turned to us to say good-bye.

It would pass that Bob and Fay took note of Mr. Lightfoot’s comments about being lonely and we started having him over for family occasions like Thanksgiving and Christmas and often on Friday nights he would be over for dinner and bring his guitar and play a few songs. He also had just released a new song “Dogs in Our Lives” and had mentioned Bosco. It was his biggest hit in twenty five years! If Disney releases a sequel to the blockbuster “Reggie the Egyptian Rescue Dog” Mr. Lightfoot’s new song would be a great song for the sequel. Don’t tell this to anyone but amongst our neighbours Mr. Lightfoot and Drake it is Mr. Lightfoot’s music that is soothing, relaxing and deeply meaningful. He is poet with a guitar and I like his music better!

Passage of the Day: Charles Dicken’s “Bleak House”

“Wintry morning looking with dull eyes and sallow face upon the neighbourhood of Leicester Square finds its inhabitants unwilling to get out of bed. Many of them are not early risers at the best of times, being birds of the night who roost when the sun is high are wide awake and keen for prey when the stars shine out. Behind dingy blind and curtain, in upper story and garret, skulking more or less under false names, false hair, false titles, false jewelry, and false histories a colony of brigands lie in their first sleep. Gentlemen of the green-baize road who could discourse from personal experience of foreign galleys and home treadmills: spies of strong governments that eternally quake with weakness and miserable fear: broken traitors, cowards, bullies, gamesters, shufflers, swindlers and false witnesses: some not unmarked by the branding iron beneath their dirty braid; all with more cruelty in them than was in Nero, and more crime than is in Newgate. For howsoever bad the devil can be in fustian or smock frock ) and he can be very bad in both), he is more designing, callous, and intolerable devil when he sticks a pin in his shirt-front and calls himself a gentleman, backs a card or colour, plays a game or so of billiards, and knows a little about bills and promissory notes than in any other form he wears.”

Toronto International 2021 Film Festival: “The Devil’s Drivers”

“The Devil’s Drivers” had its world premiere at the 2021 Toronto International Film Festival.

It is ostensibly about the smuggling of Palestinian workers into Israel to work illegally primarily in construction sites under deplorable working conditions. No worker safety and always the subject to police raids. So who is benefitting from this cheap workforce…. Israeli’s!

Yet despite a fact a 500-mile wall that has been built by the Israelis around the Palestinian territory a narrow unwalled territory exists in Southern Palestine where illegal workers are smuggled into Israel by the Devil’s Drivers. It is a risky job and getting caught is a prison sentence which has increased dramatically as ISIS terrorists seek to use the Palestinian smugglers to gain entry into Israel. The increase in smugglers has also increased the network of informants.

Is there a profit motive for these smugglers or can they be called human traffickers like the Turks smuggling illegals into Greece from the Turkish coast? Well that’s a value judgement and perhaps a question if this documentary is a piece of Palestinian propaganda? What one can say this is a Palestinian skewed view but one flaw of the film never answered is Israel benefitting from cheap illegal Palestinian labour? Israeli surveillance is impeccable so why has “The Wall” not been completed in small section of Southern Palestine and why does such a supreme military power let thousands of Palestinians enter Israel to work illegally? An obvious question the documentary fails to address.

But putting this aside this is an exciting documentary as Palestinian drivers defy the odds and get illegals in Israel? To me it is a vital part of the economy of Israel that the military and political elite permit despite token crackdowns.

Whatever your view life in Palestine is tough with various Intifadas ruining the Palestinian infrastructure and way of life. Conditions are so bad there seems no choice for Palestinians but to head to the “Promised Land” to economically survive.

Sadly and suicidally, I say it looks like the Palestinians are walled in a semi concentration camp by those who escaped such conditions to form the state of Israel in 1949.

My view of the veracity of the film is that filmmakers Mohammed Abugeth (Palestine) and Daniel Carsenty (Israel) have presented a balanced view of the current mess in Israel and Palestine. I think any sane person will admit the only solution is an independent Palestine state which might have been a reality until shattered by the assassination of Israeli Prime Minister Yitzhak Rabin by a Jewish extremist in 1995.

This documentary portrays the Palestinian view of history. What is missing is an Israeli counterpoint unless of course it so oppressive it does not deserve to be told.

As a journalist I can tell you I have been invited by the Israeli government to visit Israel twice. Once it was a personal commitment to a family wedding in Greece and then an administrative fuck up by the Israeli government that prevented an on-ground visit. I am missing an in-person experience on this but I will say this documentary is a jolting view of life in Palestine under occupation by Israel.

You can view virtually at https://www.tiff.net/events/the-devils-drivers

You can see the screener here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1V70sCHjrMA