Life at Up Up and Away Investment Management International; Chapter 7: (A serialized novel by Robert K. Stephen)

Chapter 7

Your new friend the outplacement counsellor

Largecorp and the in its pocket management faculties have obliterated the word “fired”. A gentler term to use is “downsized”. This gentle term was no doubt invented by some management faculty whiz years ago. It has been so effective that in addition to the Human Resources Department using the term that employees of largecorp now also use this neutral sounding term or an equally polite term “let go”.

I am certain these captive management institutes, mostly named after successful capitalists who have donated a shitload of money to have these business faculties named after them, also invented the term “outplacement counselling”.

Outplacement services were historically offered to more senior management types but recently have been extended to many fired employees. Outplacement firms are a variety of remora feeding off largecorp. They are paid by largecorp. The sooner you find a new job the less severance largecorp pays. Outplacement is not for your own good but rather for that of largecorp! Largecorp cares for employees! If they don’t they bear a reputational risk.

The public relations spin put out by largecorp is that offering outplacement services shows the deep concern and care largecorp bestows to its former employees. Since when has largecorp ever shown any true compassion for its employees? Lies, lies and more lies. The fuel that largecorp is powered by.

Most severance packages are not in lump sum payments but rather salary continuance for the period of your notice period. Should you find employment before your notice period and severance payments end you usually are required to forfeit to largecorp all or part of the value of the remaining severance. So getting you back to work quickly is in the financial interest of largecorp hence the utility of outplacement counselling firms. I have found the more senior the employee the higher calibre of outplacement firm is used in the realization it is more profitable to get those with enormous amounts of severance being paid to off the payroll than lesser expensive fired employees.

An outplacement counsellor was at my termination meeting offering gentle support and compassion and written details about his firm’s outplacement services. Being a child of the 1950’s and sixties I was really not interested in any immediate counselling. We Boomers often pride ourselves on being tough and are quick to reject any form of psychological assistance.

Congratulations, you are on an assembly line of rejected, dejected, frustrated and bitter ex-employees now burdened with a new job of getting a job. You are told by your outplacement firm this is a 9-5 task for you! Even in your aggravated and miserable state you are now a commodity for a largecorp service provider. My advice to you is take some time off to recuperate from your traumatic firing. Your riled-up mind and exhausted body really require some healing time before subjecting yourself to more corporate babble you’ll hear from your outplacement firm.

These outplacement counsellors are not accredited by any professional body like lawyers, doctors or nurses. Often they have been terminated themselves and created a new business of outplacement counselling because they could not find themselves a job! People who could not manage to find a job are teaching you how to find a job! Although you and your outplacement counsellors share the fact that you are both largecorp rejects your outplacement counsellor is paid by largecorp and most likely receives a bonus for getting you back in a new job before your severance payments cease. These folks are not on your side and do not have your interests at heart. You are nothing but a broken-down human being to be quickly shovelled back into another largecorp.

You may not appreciate their relationship with the largecorp that terminated you but they speak the same lingo and spout the same old tired dogma that their largecorp Human Relations Department contacts run to like lemmings. They are your method actor teachers helping you fit the mould a future employer can feel comfortable with. You are the monkey to be trained to play the tricks to get the big banana. You have “transferable skills” You are a “team player”. You are “client driven”. You “have the big picture” but are “technically proficient”. You “thrive and grow with challenges”. “Global diversity and inclusion” are essential corporate goals. Blah, blah and more blah.

You’ll be fed much hackneyed jargon in outplacement meetings and you’ll recognize much of it from those largecorp personal development sessions you previously attended. So, don’t expect too much originality here. You are now going to be prepackaged as a new improved commodity in the same marketplace to the same tired legions of largecorp employers.

The outplacement firm is just a resource to be used. I say use what they have to offer which could be word-processing services, a new business number with voicemail, resume preparation and interview preparation. They may even offer quick psychological testing so you will better know your personality and its flaws from an employer’s perspective.

If you believe you are going to obtain true emotional support from outplacement counsellors, I doubt it. The emotional healing you will receive is from your fellow victims so many of whom are excellent employees but made a powerful enemy or were part of a giant soulless “reorganization” largecorp snaps into place when profits are lagging. So many of the victims I encountered were from largecorp financial institutions who thought nothing of firing thousands at the whim of a psychopathic CEO. How did that person become a CEO? He or she was most likely a brutal and efficient killer wiping out enemies and competitors with “extreme prejudice”.

The same largecorp advertising compassion, care and devotion to their employees and customers, donating huge philanthropic sums to charities and universities then turn around and fire thousands and before you know it their CEO is the United Way hero of the year or in The Canadian Business Hall of Fame. Employees are like in some giant abattoir butchered in the name of shareholder returns in the marketplace and in silence obscene executive compensation makes a joke of the term “shareholder value”.

It is ironic that the Senior Management Team states the mass terminations were done to protect the jobs of existing employees but the survivors have extra work heaped upon them to the point that burnout reaches epic proportions and disability costs spiral upwards due to workplace stress. Yes, there is mental wreckage amongst those “let go” and those “lucky” enough to have escaped mass firings.

Matters usually get so bad the blood on the floor is mopped up by the Inhuman Resources Department before it seeps into the management suite and is sanitized as best it can be to “manage effectively” the terror of the survivors and the fear that they may be next. The prime motivator in the SMT ranks of largecorp is the never-ending bottomless pit of greed. The prime motivator of the largecorp employee is economic survival and that direct deposit into heir bank account.

Bear in mind outplacement counsellors are rarely brilliant. They simply recycle what can be found in self help books. You may be a bit rusty on the lying, cheating and sanitizing that is needed to weasel yourself into your next position and that’s why they are there so use them. It would seldom seem that in an interview you speak from your heart but rather from a multi-purpose script. If only largecorp would respect honesty. Perhaps this explains why an increasing number of Canadians are deserting largecorp and setting up their own businesses!

COVID Vaccinations: Has there been a lack of communication on side effects?

Time to Discuss Potentially Unpleasant Side Effects of COVID Shots? Scientists Say Yes.

By JoNel Aleccia and Liz SzaboNOVEMBER 12, 2020

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A health worker injects a woman during clinical trials for a COVID-19 vaccine at Research Centers of America in Hollywood, Florida, on Sept. 9. (EVA MARIE UZCATEGUI / BLOOMBERG VIA GETTY IMAGES)

Drugmaker Pfizer is expected to seek federal permission to release its COVID-19 vaccine by the end of November, a move that holds promise for quelling the pandemic, but also sets up a tight time frame for making sure consumers understand what it will mean to actually get the shots.

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This vaccine, and likely most others, will require two doses to work, injections that must be given weeks apart, company protocols show. Scientists anticipate the shots will cause enervating flu-like side effects — including sore arms, muscle aches and fever — that could last days and temporarily sideline some people from work or school. And even if a vaccine proves 90% effective, the rate Pfizer touted for its product, 1 in 10 recipients would still be vulnerable. That means, at least in the short term, as population-level immunity grows, people can’t stop social distancing and throw away their masks.

Left out so far in the push to develop vaccines with unprecedented speed has been a large-scale plan to communicate effectively about those issues in advance, said Dr. Saad Omer, director of the Yale Institute for Global Health.

“You need to be ready,” he said. “You can’t look for your communication materials the day after the vaccine is authorized.”

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Omer, who declined to comment on reports he’s being considered for a post in the new administration of President-elect Joe Biden, called for the rollout of a robust messaging campaign based on the best scientific evidence about vaccine hesitancy and acceptance. The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has created a strategy called “Vaccinate with Confidence,” but it lacks the necessary resources, Omer said.

“We need to communicate, and we need to communicate effectively, and we need to start planning for this now,” he said.

Such broad-based outreach will be necessary in a country where, as of mid-October, only half of Americans said they’d be willing to get a COVID-19 vaccine. Initial doses of any vaccine would be limited at first, but experts predict they may be widely available by the middle of next year. Discussing potential side effects early could counter misinformation that overstates or distorts the risk.

“The biggest tragedy would be if we have a safe and effective vaccine that people are hesitant to get,” said Dr. Preeti Malani, chief health officer and a professor of medicine at the University of Michigan in Ann Arbor.

Pfizer and its partner, the German firm BioNTech, on Monday said their vaccine appears to protect 9 in 10 people from getting COVID-19, although they didn’t release underlying data. It’s the first of four COVID-19 vaccines in large-scale efficacy tests in the U.S. to post results.

Data from early trials of several COVID-19 vaccines suggests that consumers will need to be prepared for side effects that, while technically mild, could disrupt daily life. A senior Pfizer executive told the news outlet Stat that side effects from the company’s COVID-19 vaccine appear to be comparable to standard adult vaccines but worse than the company’s pneumonia vaccine, Prevnar, or typical flu shots.

The two-dose Shingrix vaccine, for instance, which protects older adults against the virus that causes painful shingles, results in sore arms in 78% of recipients and muscle pain and fatigue in more than 40% of those who take it. Prevnar and common flu shots can cause injection-site pain, aches and fever.

“We are asking people to take a vaccine that is going to hurt,” said Dr. William Schaffner, a professor of preventive medicine and health policy at Vanderbilt University Medical Center. “There are lots of sore arms and substantial numbers of people who feel crummy, with headaches and muscle pain, for a day or two.”

Persuading people who experience these symptoms to return in three to four weeks for a second dose — and a second round of flu-like symptoms — could be a tough sell, Schaffner said.

How public health experts explain such effects is important, Omer said. “There’s evidence that suggests that if you frame pain as a proxy of effectiveness, it’s helpful,” he said. “If it’s hurting a little, it’s working.”

At the same time, good communication will help consumers plan for such effects. A COVID-19 vaccine is expected to be distributed first to health care staffers and other essential workers, who may not be able to work if they feel sick, said Dr. Eli Perencevich, a professor of internal medicine and epidemiology at the University of Iowa Health Care.

“A lot of folks don’t have sick leave. A lot of our essential workers don’t have health insurance,” he said, suggesting that essential workers should be granted three days of paid leave after they’re vaccinated. “These are the things a well-functioning government should provide for to get our economy going again.”

Making sure consumers know that a COVID-19 vaccine likely will require two doses — and that it could take a month for full effectiveness to kick in — is also crucial. The Pfizer phase 3 trial, which has enrolled nearly 44,000 people, started in late July. Participants received a second dose 21 days after the first. The reported 90% efficacy was measured seven days after the second dose.

Communicating effectively will be vital to ensuring that consumers follow through with the shots and — assuming several vaccines are approved — that their first and second doses are from the same maker. Until full protection kicks in, Omer said, people should continue to take measures to protect themselves: wearing masks, washing hands, social distancing. It’s important to let people know that taking appropriate action now will pay off later.

“If we just show them the tunnel, not the light, then that results in this mass denial,” he said. “We need to say, ‘You’ll have to continue to do this in the medium term, but the long term looks good.”

The best communication can occur once full data from the Pfizer trial and others are presented, noted Dr. Paul Offit, a vaccinologist at the Children’s Hospital of Philadelphia who sits on the federal Food and Drug Administration’s advisory board considering COVID-19 vaccines.

“When you look at those data, you can more accurately define what groups of people are most likely to have side effects, what the efficacy is, what we know about how long the efficacy lasts, what we know about how long the safety data have been tested,” he said. “I think you have to get ready to communicate that. You can start getting ready now.”

JoNel Aleccia: jaleccia@kff.org, @JoNel_Aleccia

Liz Szabo: lszabo@kff.org, @LizSzabo

COVID Vaccinations: Know the efficacy and risk

Covid-19: Vaccine candidate may be more than 90% effective, interim results indicate

BMJ 2020; 371 doi: https://doi.org/10.1136/bmj.m4347 (Published 09 November 2020)Cite this as: BMJ 2020;371:m4347Read our latest coverage of the coronavirus outbreak

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Covid-19 vaccine candidate is unimpressive: NNTV is around 256

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Pfizer’s vaccine “may be more than 90% effective.” (Mahase, BMJ 2020;371:m4347, November 9) Specific data are not given but it is easy enough to approximate the numbers involved, based on the 94 cases in a trial that has enrolled about 40,000 subjects: 8 cases in a vaccine group of 20,000 and 86 cases in a placebo group of 20,000. This yields a Covid-19 attack rate of 0.0004 in the vaccine group and 0.0043 in the placebo group. Relative risk (RR) for vaccination = 0.093, which translates into a “vaccine effectiveness” of 90.7% [100(1-0.093)]. This sounds impressive, but the absolute risk reduction for an individual is only about 0.4% (0.0043-0.0004=0.0039). The Number Needed To Vaccinate (NNTV) = 256 (1/0.0039), which means that to prevent just 1 Covid-19 case 256 individuals must get the vaccine; the other 255 individuals derive no benefit, but are subject to vaccine adverse effects, whatever they may be and whenever we learn about them……We’ve already heard that an early effect of the vaccine is “like a hangover or the flu.” Will vaccinees who are later exposed to coronaviruses have more severe illness as a result of antibody-dependent enhancement of infection (ADEI), a known hazard of coronavirus vaccines? Is there squalene in the Pfizer vaccine? If so, will vaccinees be subject to autoimmune diseases, like Gulf War Syndrome and narcolepsy that have been associated with the adjuvant?

We already know that current Covid-19 vaccine trials are unlikely to show a reduction in severe illness or deaths. (Doshi, BMJ 2020;371:m4037, October 21) Will they be like seasonal influenza vaccines, which have not proved to be lifesavers, and may even have increased overall mortality in the elderly? (Anderson et al, Ann Intern Med 2020;172:445) We need a lot more time and a lot more data, especially in view of massive uncertainties about Covid-19 case definitions and statistics.

ALLAN S. CUNNINGHAM 13 November 2020

Competing interests: No competing interests13 November 2020Allan S. CunninghamRetired pediatricianCooperstown NY 13326 USA <crabarbicus62@gmail.com

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11/24/2020Gilbert Berdine, MD

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Pfizer recently announced that its covid vaccine was more than 90 percent “effective” at preventing covid-19. Shortly after this announcement, Moderna announced that its covid vaccine was 94.5 percent “effective” at preventing covid-19. Unlike the flu vaccine, which is one shot, both covid vaccines require two shots given three to four weeks apart. Hidden toward the end of both announcements, were the definitions of “effective.”

Both trials have a treatment group that received the vaccine and a control group that did not. All the trial subjects were covid negative prior to the start of the trial. The analysis for both trials was performed when a target number of “cases” were reached. “Cases” were defined by positive polymerase chain reaction (PCR) testing. There was no information about the cycle number for the PCR tests. There was no information about whether the “cases” had symptoms or not. There was no information about hospitalizations or deaths. The Pfizer study had 43,538 participants and was analyzed after 164 cases. So, roughly 150 out 21,750 participants (less than 0.7 percent) became PCR positive in the control group and about one-tenth that number in the vaccine group became PCR positive. The Moderna trial had 30,000 participants. There were 95 “cases” in the 15,000 control participants (about 0.6 percent) and 5 “cases” in the 15,000 vaccine participants (about one-twentieth of 0.6 percent). The “efficacy” figures quoted in these announcements are odds ratios.

There is no evidence, yet, that the vaccine prevented any hospitalizations or any deaths. The Moderna announcement claimed that eleven cases in the control group were “severe” disease, but “severe” was not defined. If there were any hospitalizations or deaths in either group, the public has not been told. When the risks of an event are small, odds ratios can be misleading about absolute risk. A more meaningful measure of efficacy would be the number to vaccinate to prevent one hospitalization or one death. Those numbers are not available. An estimate of the number to treat from the Moderna trial to prevent a single “case” would be fifteen thousand vaccinations to prevent ninety “cases” or 167 vaccinations per “case” prevented which does not sound nearly as good as 94.5 percent effective. The publicists working for pharmaceutical companies are very smart people. If there were a reduction in mortality from these vaccines, that information would be in the first paragraph of the announcement.

There is no information about how long any protective benefit from the vaccine would persist. Antibody response following covid-19 appears to be short lived. Based on what we know, the covid vaccine may require two shots every three to six months to be protective. The more shots required, the greater the risk of side effects from sensitization to the vaccine.

There is no information about safety. None. Government agencies like the Centers for Disease Control (CDC) appear to have two completely different standards for attributing deaths to covid-19 and attributing side effects to covid vaccines. If these vaccines are approved, as they likely will be, the first group to be vaccinated will be the beta testers. I am employed by a university-based medical center that is a referral center for the West Texas region. My colleagues include resident physicians and faculty physicians who work with covid patients on a daily basis. I have asked a number of my colleagues whether they will be first in line for the new vaccine. I have yet to hear any of my colleagues respond affirmatively. The reasons for hesitancy are that the uncertainties about safety exceed what they perceive to be a small benefit. In other words, my colleagues would prefer to take their chances with covid rather than beta test the vaccine. Many of my colleagues want to see the safety data after a year of use before getting vaccinated; these colleagues are concerned about possible autoimmune side effects that may not appear for months after vaccination.

These announcements by Pfizer and Moderna are encouraging. I certainly hope that these vaccines protect people from the harm of covid-19. I certainly hope that these vaccines are safe. If both of these conditions are true, nobody will need to be coerced into taking the vaccine. However, you should pay even more attention about what is left out of an announcement than about what is stated. The pharmaceutical companies are more than happy for patients to misunderstand what is meant by efficacy. Caveat emptor (buyer beware)!Author:

Gilbert Berdine, MD

Gilbert Berdine is an associate professor of medicine at Texas Tech University Health Sciences Center and an affiliate of the Free Market Institute at Texas Tech University.

Punishment and Ostracization for not Submitting to a Fast Tracked COVID Vaccination? A New Class of Society “The Refuseniks”

Here in Canada in the Province of Ontario there have been remarks made by the Premier of Ontario, the Minister of Health of Ontario and the Chief Medical Officer of Health of Ontario that those who do not get vaccinated for COVID-19 will be subject to “restrictions”.

Given the severe possibilities of a refusal to vaccinate and a possible insidious tracking mechanism of the “refuseniks” the government of Ontario has given absolutely no guidance or concrete information about the consequences of refusing to be jabbed by a fast tracked chemical.

The Ontario government has only mentioned the issuance of a vaccination certificate in passing in a few remarks to reporter’s questions.

So no certificate of vaccination how far can the corporations and health care bureaucracies of Ontario threaten the “refuseniks”? Terminate employees who are refuseniks? Refuse to hire refuseniks? Send refuseniks to re-education camps in Sudbury? Sanction pogroms in refuseniks communities?

Surely any government issuing certificates of vaccination as is proposed by Ontario ought to set guidelines and restrictions how the certificate or lack of it can be used. Refusal to do so is an abandonment of democratic principles. Surely the government of Ontario is not stuck in some Stalinist NKVD purge plan? Yes a “Day in the Life of Ivan COVID Refusenik”.

Life at Up Up and Away Investment Management International; Chapter 6; (A serialized novel by Robert K. Stephen)

Chapter 6

Welcome to the theatre of the “downsized”

I knew something ominous was imminent when I received a call from Felicity Poker’s assistant that our 3 o’clock meeting had been switched from Poker’s office to an office in the Human Resources Department. Instinctively I knew It was going to be my own Blessed Event. My legs went into jelly mode.

Well at least the Blessed Event for me was quick and accompanied by a curt Felicity Poker goodbye somewhere along the lines of,” We have decided to reorganize and your services are no longer required. We would like to thank you for your services. Here is your severance package.” With a smirk on her face she quickly departed. Then some unknown man entered the office introducing himself as an outplacement counsellor with some terribly insightful, “I know how bad you feel. If you want to talk about it I am here for you.” I said, “No thank you.” I took his outplacement information package along with my severance package and walked out.

In retrospect I could say I knew this was coming especially reflecting on Brian Cochon’s words to me when he knew I would not approve a pay out to his client of certain pension fund expenses they had paid into the fund. He really did mean me and not CRAP when he said unless you refund those expenses you’ll be terminated. This was blackmail and intimidation and since Felicity Poker was no doubt involved it was a conspiracy to commit blackmail. In retrospect I should have reported their actions to the police and The Law Society of Upper Canada.

Now if the Blessed Event happens to you I think it means that you misunderstood largecorp’s culture and management personalities. Even if your decisions and actions were sound you piss off the wrong person you are toast.

If there is any good about the Blessed Event it is that you most likely have escaped a toxic environment and gained a jolting insight into largecorp. Being terminated is a brutal act. It tells you that you are not valued as an employee and subjects you to an elevated level of financial and emotional stress particularly if this is the first time you have experienced it. Remember your reactions may not equip you with the right winning attitude you need to move on and succeed. Sorry for using those words “winning attitude”. I get a bit sarcastic now and then. It sounds like I copied those words from some management textbook.

Now being mindful my advice is not to take the Blessed Event personally. You can’t change what has just happened and the more you contemplate this act of brutality and get caught up in it the more hurt you will heap on yourself.

Strangely enough you are now the star of the show! The centre of attention! The stage is ablaze with your racing emotions of anger, hurt, hatred, revenge, insecurity and panic. As I previously said you can dump most of these emotions in the trash where they belong or keep them professionally managed and use them as an energy source to fuel your job search. For goodness sake don’t waste them on the gawkers of your terrible corporate smash up. There are no doubt a few onlookers who would derive great satisfaction from seeing you dragged away from your “termination room” by the Pinkerton boys!

Remember you are on the stage doing a dog and pony show for a prospective employer. If you are wrapped up in a plethora of negative emotions how can you be a good actor! The prospective employer has now become the director in your life. Stick to the script found in all sorts of self-help books and advice from outplacement counsellors on how to land a new job. That script is often full of baloney and hot air so like a good actor you’ll need to adlib a bit to appear “genuine”.

I think I survived my Blessed Event by treating my role as an actor in the Theatre of the Downsized. This permitted me to distance myself from the brutality and treat myself as an actor. Follow my advice and you’ll be a lot healthier for doing so.

But you say I am not an actor! Perhaps you have a good point there! There are few natural actors. Most require formal training. You’ll get loads of training from your outplacement counsellors if you are lucky enough to be given access to one. You’ll also get your script from the self help books I mentioned and from the outplacement counsellors. And don’t be shy as having worked in largecorp where you have done quite a lot of acting pretending to listen to management spewing out gibberish and the concerned look you gave at your performance appraisal sessions almost looked as if you cared about the process. In both cases your inner self shouts “Idiots” but you give a sage nod of approval in your acting capacity as an employee.

If you know largecorp you know all too well its Senior Management Team are the masters of doublespeak. They rarely walk the talk as they are too busy justifying their looting and pillaging of the corporate coffers.

However even if you think you are a decent actor on the largecorp stage and you received excellent performance appraisals the truth is that your bit part may come to a crashing thud and you can be a victim of a corporate hit with a carpet being prepared to roll up your body, take it out of the office and throw it in a dump truck.

Of course I don’t want to be grandmotherly here (and I assume your grandmother never worked in a largecorp) but have some pride in your accomplishments. You were respected by your colleagues and clients and did an excellent job but most likely you failed to play the Game well enough. If you are terminated you most likely failed to say” Yes” enough. You failed to flatter your superiors and you really cared about clients.

The SMT at largecorp would like to have you believe they care about clients but they are too busy justifying their existence so as not to get themselves taken out by a corporate hit, shifting blame instead of taking responsibility and obsessively running numbers but real client management is performed by their underlings like you and me. And it is client management that brings revenue to largecorp.

So remember the spotlight is now shining on you in your termination room. Ask any questions you need an immediate answer for. Show no anger and shed no tears. Exit your termination session and grab that severance package and get off the stage. Go home and get anti-corporate and have a Martini or two. Celebrate the fact you are no longer a corporate drone.

I know few largecorp employees that have not been terminated. It is part of the unwritten job description. And while it really hurts the first time when it happens again you’ll be less devastated because you’ll know through all the people you meet at your outplacement counselling sessions and networking interviews being terminated by largecorp is just the way it is for countless thousands of people.

So what role does your Human Resources Department have in your demise? Rest assured they have been consulted and asked what a reasonable severance package would be. You can usually count on one of them being present at your Blessed Event with a termination offer. They may have arranged for an outplacement counsellor representative to be present at the meeting. In many cases adding to the brutality of the termination a security guard has grabbed your jacket, purse and briefcase and is waiting outside the termination room to escort you downstairs.

Quite frankly the Human Resource Department’s job is to get you out the door at the lowest possible cost. They are very polished at this as largecorp has terminated many people in the past. Your agony has nothing to do with them. All they want to do is get it over with so they can go out for a smoked meat sandwich, without the fries as the latest version of largecorp’s wellness publication had warned all employees of the dangers of eating fries! Of course not out of concern for your health but to lower long term disability costs caused by your clogged arteries when accompanied by largecorp stress leads to heart attacks.

Again, I urge you not to take them too seriously. They have a standard script. It is most likely your boss that is the hitman behind your termination. The Human Resources Department representatives are simply low-ranking employees doing what they are told. Again I say restrict any of your utterances to asking necessary questions. There is no sense in being rude. No tears or pleading please! No matter what pressure is being placed on you do not sign anything on he spot.

It is interesting we fuss with the defence of blind obedience to underlings in concentration camp proceedings yet in a Canadian largecorp like CRAP the SMT can economically murder thousands yet be honored by charitable foundations due to their magnificence. It shows how sluttish charities are to largecorp. It illustrates the many internal contradictions of largecorp.

Ontario Investing to Support Young Victims and Survivors of Human Trafficking

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Ontario Investing $46 million to Support Young Victims and Survivors of Human Trafficking

December 10, 2020

Children, Community and Social Services

As part of the province’s Anti-Human Trafficking Strategy, Ontario is increasing services for child and youth victims and survivors of human trafficking by providing $46 million for 27 new projects across the province through the Community Supports Fund and Indigenous-led Initiatives Fund.

Community Supports Fund Recipients for 2020-2025 include:

Algoma Family Services (Sault Ste. Marie) $1,273,400
Group and individual counselling for at-risk children and youth (aged 11 to 17) and other vulnerable populations (such as racialized and newcomer populations), as well as intensive services for victims and families.

Boost Child and Youth Advocacy Centre (Toronto) $938,600
Wrap-around services for children and youth (aged 11 to 18) including psycho-education and specialized trauma services, and development of coping skills.

BridgeNorth (Newmarket) $2,496,000
Survivor-led peer mentoring and day program for children and youth, providing supports from early intervention through to stabilization, transition and reintegration.

Cedar Centre (Newmarket) $1,385,300
Trauma-specific, rapid-response therapy to help children and youth (aged 3 to 18).

Centre de santé communautaire Hamilton/Niagara (Hamilton/Niagara) $949,400
French-language services such as psychotherapy support, referrals and assistance accessing resources, as well as outreach and prevention for children and youth.

Covenant House (Toronto) $978,800
Specialized mental health supports for girls (aged 14 to 18) and counselling for families, provided as enhancements to the transitional housing program.

Elspeth Heyworth Centre for Women (Toronto) $327,200
Survivor and youth-led program for children and youth (aged 10 to 17) including individual and group therapy, clinical referrals and engagement with families.

FCJ Refugee Centre (Toronto) $463,200
Peer outreach by youth with lived experience to connect children and youth with supports and resources for labour and human trafficking.

Montage Support Services (Toronto) $800,000
Customized supports for individuals (aged 16 and above) with developmental disabilities, helping them to access services such as housing, job readiness and life-skills training.

Ontario Native Women’s Association (Kenora, Lakefield, Midland, Niagara, Orillia, Ottawa, Sioux Lookout, Thunder Bay, Timmins, Toronto) $3,098,700
Youth response team comprising specialized workers and peer mentors with lived experience to provide early intervention, street-based outreach, immediate response and referrals in 10 locations across the province.

Project iRise (Toronto) $967,400
Survivor-led, one-year leadership and empowerment program, including workshops, mentorship and employment skills development.

Regional Municipality of Peel $3,103,700
Integrated services hub for children and youth (aged 12 and up) providing on-site health care, trauma counselling, addictions support, legal aid, education and employment services.

Roberts – Smart Centre (Ottawa) $4,962,400
Program for children and youth (aged 12 to 18) that includes 24/7 crisis support and mobile treatment services, residential services, life skills training and mentorship.

SickKids, Suspected Child Abuse and Neglect Program (Toronto) $604,100
Clinical services for children and youth (under age 18), including systematic screening for early identification, specialized mental health interventions, and survivor-led peer support.

Sudbury and Area Victim Services (Greater Sudbury) $548,700
Trauma-informed supports in English and French for youth (aged 14 to 18), including learning path and skills development, youth drop-ins and outreach programs.

Victim Services Leeds and Grenville (Brockville) $586,600
Ongoing services for children and youth such as trauma counselling, employment readiness and peer supports, including access for those in rural and remote areas.

Women’s Centre (Grey & Bruce) Inc. (Owen Sound) $1,325,800
Direct services for children and youth (under age 16), including residential placements, life skills and education assistance, as well as supports for victims of all ages.

Women’s Resources of Kawartha Lakes (Kawartha Lakes) $783,500
A four-month stabilization program for children and youth, including residential services, individualized programming and skills development.

YWCA Niagara Region (Niagara) $1,407,200
Residential program for youth (aged 16 to 24) providing access to crisis housing, trauma therapy, peer support and cultural connection.

Indigenous-led Initiatives Fund Recipients for 2020-2025 include:

Atlohsa Native Family Healing Services (London) $1,386,700
Supports for Indigenous children and youth in care or transitioning out of care, as well as boys and LGBTQ2S youth, including land-based activities, healing and wellness retreats and residential programs.

Fort Frances Tribal Area Health Services (Fort Frances) $1,193,200
Prevention, intervention and aftercare for children and youth (aged 12 and up), including follow-up support and community integration.

Ganohkwasra Family Assault Support Services (Six Nations of the Grand River) $1,281,600
Protection and early intervention services including a two-year youth housing program, youth retreats, and culturally appropriate individual and group counselling.

Indige-Spheres to Empowerment (Thunder Bay) $826,400
Indigenous survivor-led arts-based workshops to support healing, as well as peer supports, mentoring, education and prevention for Indigenous children and youth.

Kenora Chiefs Advisory (Kenora) $1,054,000
Wrap-around, culturally-appropriate supports for Indigenous children and youth (aged 13 to 24), including one-on-one support, counselling, referrals and mental health support.

Native Child and Family Services of Toronto (Toronto) $1,254,500
Culturally-responsive, trauma-informed services for high-risk Aboriginal children, youth and LGBTQ2S individuals, such as land-based retreats, job readiness and life skills training.

Ontario Native Women’s Association (Kenora, Lakefield, Midland, Niagara, Orillia, Ottawa, Sioux Lookout, Thunder Bay, Timmins, Toronto) $7,713,100
Youth response team comprising specialized workers and peer mentors with lived experience to provide early intervention, street-based outreach, immediate response and referrals in 10 locations across the province.

Timmins and Area Women in Crisis (Timmins) $964,100
Mobile team for five remote and 11 rural First Nation communities to provide culturally-appropriate, survivor-led programming in preferred languages for vulnerable and underserviced Indigenous communities.

Tungasuvvingat Inuit (Ottawa) $3,326,400
Early prevention and outreach for Inuit youth (aged 13 and up), as well as culturally-based programming, therapeutic practices, and help accessing housing and counselling.

Additional Resources

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Wellness as a Possible Hotel Trend in a post Pandemic World (EHotelier)

Looking inward with in-room wellness amenities

Larry Mogelonsky235 postsPosted on Yesterday at 9:12 am

While having strong revenue management will always be paramount for any hotel, growing ADR and making your nightly rates less elastic to market conditions is largely dependent on brand differentiators and the operations you establish to make the guest experience memorable. The pandemic hasn’t stopped this pursuit, merely pivoted it as we all look to swim in the stream of new customer habits.

The bulk of these new traveler behaviors pertain to the delivery of a safe onsite stay through sanitization and social distancing. Our messaging to prospective guests is mostly designed to assure them of this quality via upgraded cleaning and disinfection standards, as well as the implementation of contactless technologies to remove (or reduce) physical touchpoints, all without compromising our service delivery.

But look deeper. If every property is discussing COVID-19 safety updates, then how can you ever stand apart by doing the same? Before you cry foul, know that communicating these assurances is absolutely critical, but you must do more.

The post-pandemic travel world continues to evolve in many fascinating ways, presenting a host of trends that you can take advantage of in order to give your brand an emotionally charged edge. For instance, with the surge in dog adoptions stemming from the widespread social isolation over the past year, do you think that more guests will be searching for pet friendly hotels?

Many of us have now grown accustomed to the home life. Remote work policies mean fewer commutes into the office, while simultaneously, our options for journeying about the world are still limited due to the swath of restaurant, bar, gym, salon and retail store closures. New habits are solidifying. We work from home; we cook for ourselves more often; our living rooms double as fitness centers.

All this social isolation has caused us to become more introspective. We will expect hotels to appease this behavior with new in-room amenities so that we can still have a great guest experience but without strictly relying upon access to onsite (and potentially high contact) facilities to achieve this. A clear path to this goal is through wellness features added to each guestroom.

Indeed, most of the major brands are already seizing upon this trend, like Accor’s All Stay Well or Hyatt Together which are both on-demand content services offering a range of exercise, meditation, mobility, sleep or yoga routines, often through partnerships with leading players in the wellness space. What I emphasize here is that if the big chains are bolstering their brand standards in this regard, then you cannot allow your property to get left behind.

The beauty therein is that wellness is such a catchall term these days that you can get as creative as your budget permits to build a unique interpretation. While you may not have the resources to put together a full-fledged app, this shouldn’t stop you from exploring your options.

Get your team together; make it a fun brainstorming exercise. Here are some ideas:

Onsite fitness, meditation or yoga calls, kept within the new guidelines for viral safety via clearly marked attendee floor circles, strict online booking for contact tracing and the option of a video alternative for those who want to remain in their rooms
Basic exercise equipment like yoga mats, bands, roam rollers or light weights, available in the room or at request, and always disinfected prior to delivery
Healthy foods with nutritional tidbits, available as a surprise-and-delight welcome amenity, as part of a rejuvenated room service program or in the minibar, again abiding by sanitization rules
In-room aromatherapy, which can encompass flowers, allergen-free materials, essential oil diffusers or branded scents
Anything else that can bring the calming experience of an onsite spa into the guestroom such as beauty product or grooming samples
Personal wellness consultations, conducted either in-person with physical distancing, or via your preferred platform for videoconferencing
Mindfulness enhancers such as stimulating in-room artwork, hydrotherapy, daily haikus or thoughtful materials accessible via a phone, tablet or TV

Undoubtedly your team can come up with a myriad of incredible recommendations that are tailored to your specific region if you give them a day or two. Importantly with all of these ideas listed above, there’s the possibility for an upsell by making these prearrival purchases, add-on services at any extra cost, bundling them into a rooms package or incorporating them into a higher product tier.

Take heed, though, as right now these wellness amenities can be marketed or sold as a value-add for your brand. Similar to what we’ve seen with the rapid adoption of upgraded cleanliness and safety SOPs this past spring, these aspirational trends can have a way of quickly becoming the expectation. The more that chains embrace in-room wellness, the more likely these amenities are to be perceived as standard rather than noteworthy across our entire industry.

Ultimately, moving into the wellness space should start with a pledge to continually guide your guests on the path of introspective self-improvement. To be started, it need not be something so elaborate and comprehensive. Simple is often better.

As my dear friend, Janis Clapoff, now the General Manager at Belmond El Encanto located in the hills just north of Santa Barbara, remarks, “In this new age we’re living in, good morning cards via room service or a positive affirmation with a flower and calming quote during turndown can go a long way. After the madness of the pandemic, we should all slow down and literally smell the roses.”

Life at Up Up and Away Investment International: Chapter 5: (A serialized novel by Robert K. Stephen)

Chapter 5

The lament of the lost Martini lunch

OK, we have moved along at a good clip here so perhaps let us take a bit of a rest to digest the Blessed Event and get a bit sidetracked.

Sometimes it takes the passage of time to determine the true nature of events and the Blessed Event just might turn out to be one of those! There is the power of positive thinking! Perhaps the tone of sarcasm and bitterness should be set aside and your conclusion will be that this book is a testament to largecorp and of course for the incredibly wise, pocket stuffing people that run it and run many of our lives which I refer to throughout as the Senior Management Team or SMT for short.

Before proceeding further with deep subject matter, you may want to know my credentials. Who I am might influence your decision to buy this book. I am not a senior executive at a largecorp nor am I ever likely to be. Ooops! I can see I am losing credibility as you were expecting a learned book by a super CEO. Therefore I didn’t have this chapter as some sort introductory chapter! So I have hidden this fact deeper in the book! I detest largecorp and their in the pocket schools of business management. The Canadian Business Hall of Fame makes me puke. The public institutions named after the filthy rich CEO robber barons (provided a huge donation was made) show a massive failure of anyone to put the brakes on largecorp. OK, I am laying my cards on the table.

I am a lawyer by trade. There goes even more of my credibility! I was born in 1953 in New Haven, Connecticut so I am seasoned enough to be familiar with the night The Beatles appeared for the first time on the Ed Sullivan Show. I lived through the Vietnam War and the countless protests and newsreel footage. I saw Kennedy shot and Jack Ruby too! Computers befuddle me. I may be an anachronism in terms of technology, but boy do I know largecorp!

I really don’t have many memories of corporate life from my father. He was a firm believer in separating work and home. He refused to invite over business colleagues to advance his career.

He rejected one current rule of corporate advancement that the distinction between home and office should not be blurred. Senior executives were the highest class and hence should socialize amongst each other? He used to say, “I am here away from the office to enjoy myself and get away from what goes on in the office.” Yes, again a bad lesson taught a little boy that would be a disadvantage in the current corporate culture. But in the 1960’s there were many who agreed with my father’s approach and they simply refused to bring the office and its management cadre home with them. They demanded free time to enjoy their families. And how many Filipino nannies were there in the 60’s? Was it my fault I got stuck with the rules of corporate life in the 60’s?

To really get off the track I can remember one facet of corporate life which was the arrival of a new car my father was entitled to each year as a corporate executive. Here was a definitive corporate perk that left a favourable impression on me as a young tot. However it was hardly sufficient to deliver my soul to largecorp at some point in the future.

There were frequent business trips my father took and I recall missing him but he was there each weekend and for that matter home for a late supper almost every night. In fact, the whole neighbourhood was around for the weekend. The street was alive with neighbours doing their chores and chatting with each other. And there were many a week-end party. There was a sense of community.

The 1960’s corporation gave its employees an opportunity to inter-act with neighbours in a meaningful and non-businesslike fashion. Mom and Dad were most often at home to tuck in their children to bed. These days Mom and Dad may still be off at the office and a Filipino nanny feeds and tucks in the children. The streets are deserted on the weekend as many mothers and fathers are in the office and even at home with mobile devices and remote access employees being enslaved 24/7. Capitulate to this exploitation to survive! The hell with family life! We are now back to the Industrial Revolution except the coal mine has been replaced by the office tower and the only grime on today’s office tower employee is shame at deserting family responsibilities. Corporate survival and the Filipino nanny may have gone so far as to obviate shame. After all, getting ahead is more important than family and decency. And that mega Mercedes SUV is a must.

Now I have gone through (or have been devoured by) largecorp but hopefully you’ll note I derive some meanings from my experience. I remember that many executives of the 1960’s liked to party hard and the multiple Martini lunch was a reality. This may have been because of the war trauma many of these executives had suffered during WWII and the Korean War. Life was brief and meant to be enjoyed in the moment. Sounds a bit like mindfulness!

In those days, there was no Chardonnay or Pinot Noir. It was the hard stuff usually rye and ginger ale or rum and cola. And the crowning glory of the 1960’s corporate executive was the Martini lunch. As a child, my siblings and I used to sit at the top of the stairs and listen to the goings on of these neighbourhood parties. No one got plastered just lots of noise, laughing and good times and no such phrase as “designated driver” existed and it meant we could pig out on leftover soft drinks the next day! Unlike the legions of obese children of North America many of us children of the 1960’s were banned from consuming soft drinks except for very special occasions. There was little obesity in those days.

The corporate parties one goes to today are demure and too loud a laugh leads to gossip that you are plastered. Parties are viewed as “networking events” to make contacts and further your career and corporate survival. Party goers have been transformed into weasels and moles to collect information that will lead to self advancement. As many people, as possible are to be “networked” and ranked as to usefulness. The consumption of food and alcohol is closely monitored as “discipline and control” are important characteristics for advancement in largecorp. One too many a drink or shrimp can sink your future!

One indication of the power of largecorp over the individual is the disappearance of the Martini lunch. I recall chatting with one of our most successful salespersons within my division at CRAP. Hubert was in his late 50’s and becoming more disillusioned with his job. Hubert lamented the disappearance of the Martini lunch which he scornfully remarked was replaced with some healthy stir fry or sea bass and MINERAL WATER! As Hubert said, “We used to get together with a prospective client and start lunch at a nearby steakhouse with a few Martinis. By the time we had finished it was three and we used to be so tired we’d head home for a nap before dinner. We really got to understand our clients and build a relationship. It was a humane way of doing business and it produced results. Now we are pressured to have no alcohol lunches and ordered to sell, sell, sell. How can you build a relationship over a 45-minute lunch? Instead of the long Martini lunch where we could slowly slide in our sales pitch now we must do it in 45 minutes. Clients perceive this as obnoxious and high-pressured selling. Not only that I have to write a detailed report on the lunch!”

Today Hubert would be pegged by largecorp as a corrupt and an alcoholic Willy Loman. Largecorp demands a mineral water lunch. Prospective clients now are a force to be managed according to a strict set of “relationship building” techniques invented as you may have guessed by business management faculties funded by largecorp. Isn’t it very odd that this academia who have little or no experience or use for business relationships are designers of relationship management programmes? Friendship has been reduced to superficiality and designed solely for profit taking purposes. The elimination of the Martini lunch shows the soullessness of largecorp.

Having a father on the inside would have been an unbelievably valuable asset to have but that asset depreciated instantly with my father’s death at 45. Fortunately, he had a massive life insurance policy so financially I never really suffered. Now his death did put me in “an outsider” position continually embarrassed by not having a father. It scarred me psychologically. I lost more than a father but also a valuable mentor and connection

As I had mentioned previously one of my father’s last wishes was to make a “man” out of me so I was shipped to one of New Haven’s top WASP private schools, “Penton Academy” which was an excellent introduction to corporate life. This was a semi-militaristic school that was full of Second World War and Korean War vets that thought the students were military recruits about to be sent off to battle and in retrospect I must admit they were not too far off the mark. We were abused and beaten regularly but thank God not sexually (at least not me).

Although a WASP my fatherless status put me into the ranks of the Jews that were accepted as tokens and had to bribe their way into Penton Academy with large “donations”. What in earth was a Jew? I had never encountered one before but like me they were outsiders and we bonded immediately. They were good people. WASPS were suddenly distasteful to me unfortunately making me yet more of an outsider. In those days the word “global inclusion” would be met with a hearty chuckle.

In this private school, there were lessons about corporate life to come. Prefects were like a junior division of senior management. They could turn you in for violations of the rule and you’d then be beaten on the ass with a cut-off goalie stick by a teacher. Keep on their good side and you would be fine. Thank God. In our dining room in grade 7 I was an assistant table captain which meant at our table I could serve dessert and for that matter seconds to whomever I chose. Being a table captain or assistant table captain meant you had no waiting duties. Strangely or purposely the Jews were never table captains or assistants. They were waiters along with all the others who had not been appointed as table captains or assistant table captains. Hierarchy even in the dining room.

As the English were being persecuted and denied many rights in Quebec my wife Fay and I joined the hordes of Anglo refugees and ended up in Toronto articling for a sole practitioner in a less than tony part of Toronto. I was a decent law student but neither brilliant nor a cheater and coupled with no connections in Toronto my articling position was far from Bay Street but as for diverse experience in corporate, family, criminal and employment law it was an extraordinarily rich and rewarding experience.

Perhaps I was unskilled in corporate politics of the big law firm but I was happy in the shadows of power and prestige. And I was grateful for the diverse and wonderful articling experience. One very memorable experience I had was listening to a terribly upset woman who had worked as a secretary for 27 years for an insurance company. She was hit with the Blessed Event and offered a paltry 16 weeks of severance. Inexperienced as I was in the law of termination of employment I felt this poor lady was getting the rawest deal possible. It was more unpalatable as this insurance company was in the midst of an advertising campaign emphasizing how much it cared for its clients. Obviously it did not care for its employees. We settled for two years of salary as severance. I quickly saw that Canadian corporate image and corporate reality were two different realities.

Life at Up Up and Away Investment Management International: Chapter 4: (A serialized novel by Robert K. Stephen)

Chapter 4

My reaction to the Blessed Event and what yours should be!

Most victims of the Blessed Event exhibit a whole series of emotions that kick in, most of which are potentially self destructive and unhelpful. Now, if you have been around long enough at largecorp countless of your colleagues have been “downsized” because of a “restructuring” or “outsourcing” or even due to COVID-19. These terms appear neutral most likely due to their invention at largecorp sponsored faculties of management. I prefer the word “terminated” because it is crueller and more realistic. Being fired is not a neutral event. I do not like the term “laid-off” because a layoff is a temporary loss of employment with a possibility of a return to work. “Let-go” is a bit namby pamby.

In hindsight, my advice to you if you are victimized by a “Blessed Event” is to take it in the present moment as an opportunity to take the next step in your career or economic survival if you feel there really is no career for you. If you are angry and bitter that is OK but realize that it is what it is and it is in relation to a past event that has happened that you may have no control over. As they say in mindfulness there is no sense in getting tangled up with negative thoughts. Know that they are there, acknowledge them but do not let them strangle you. At best, you might learn a lesson or two about your experience at largecorp. Put them in your war chest of corporate experience.

In my experience at CRAP I saw no wrong in what I did in standing up against Brian Cochon for the rights of beneficiaries of pension funds which employers were raiding for the recovery of pension fund expenses that they had paid. A fiduciary of a pension fund, such as CRAP, has the obligation to protect the right of the beneficiaries of a pension fund. In standing up to the bullying of large law firms acting on behalf of employers seeking to extract pension fund expenses paid by them to their pension funds and knowing the law in this area, I viewed them as bandits seeking to raid the pension fund. In my view, I was also protecting the interests of CRAP which acted as pension fund recordkeeper because if paid out as commanded by its clients it might very find itself in court for breach of its duty to act as a fiduciary for a pension fund.

Now Felicity Poker was so blinded to hopping to the commands of the largecorps she had previously been retained for at Ooze & Ooze that she couldn’t understand (or didn’t want to) the liability CRAP was incurring by obeying the illegal command of employers to pay out to themselves pension fund expenses they had previously paid into the pension fund. I think Poker was so used to promoting and plotting the whims of her large corporate clients and saying yes to their every goal she had been corrupted of independent legal judgement hence breaching her fiduciary duties to CRAP.

I also was proud of the offer of nomination I had received to a panel advising the Ontario government as to pensions, my publications, speaking engagements and appointment to an industry committee executive. I did nothing wrong except for threatening the reputation of Felicity Poker whose whole goal in her past life was billable hours and not serving the legal community. That slavishness to her corporate clients was hard to break despite the fact she now worked at CRAP. She was big law firm material supposedly above lowly corporate in-house counsel that never had the “intelligence” to work for the big law firms. Why then was CRAP inundated by resumés from lawyers working in these prestigious law firms? I saw resumés coming in on the fax machine from Ooze & Ooze lawyers. In short, they were sickened by the burn-out conditions they slaved in. They wanted an independent life. Poker had chosen money and status over a life. Beluga, our former general counsel, may have acted like an absent landlord but he never bothered his charges.

For those not in the legal profession I will tell you most lawyers working for huge prestigious national law firms view in-house corporate counsel as inferior to private practice lawyers. They are so blinded by their haughty image and lust for wealth they fail to see how destructive their life is to themselves and their family. They fail to see the importance of having a life. It takes a toll and it is not surprising that provincial law societies have remarkably busy addiction and mental stress hotlines for their lawyer membership.

In retrospect I believe that Poker was jealous of the success and recognition I had obtained in the insurance community.

Once the Blessed Event has happened to you there may be those victims saying that this is the best thing that ever happened to them. In many cases, it indeed will be the best event that ever happened to you. There is no harm grieving, being angry and feeling betrayed. That’s normal for a limited amount of time but the emphasis is on” limited”.

I was younger then and I had never had my employment terminated so I was an emotional Newbie to the emotions that followed which in retrospect must affect everyone who faces the Blessed Event. I was devastated, angry and bitter. It took me years to recover. One thought that remains with me even now is the hope that Felicity Poker and Brian Cochon, swine that they were, rot in hell. However, I realized long ago there was little purpose wasting emotional real estate over them.

I think the foremost reaction most victims encounter is shock unless of course you saw it coming or have had this happen to you previously. How could this have happened! Over and over this phrase will batter your ego. You were doing an excellent job as measured by corporate employee performance ratings. You were a 4 out of 5 employee in your “performance appraisal” for the past several years. You were quite proud of yourself.

That’s your first mistake at largecorp which is assuming an excellent job performance protects you. You must realize that legally largecorp can toss you out at their will provided they provide you with severance as required by statutory and common law which in very general terms translates into a month of salary for each year of service.

How could the Blessed Event strike me? I worked at least two nights a week close to midnight. I never ate more than three shrimp at the client Christmas reception and nodded and said hello to the Executive Vice-President of Re-engineering in the elevator every morning. I was tough yet fair and willing to compromise.

Yes, a true model employee and well regarded in the external legal community yet it was all bullshit now. All that Human Resources Department palavering was not worth the e-mail it was written on.

My advice to you is do your best to avoid looking shocked and please no tears. If the Terminator is in the room he or she probably hates your guts and that is why you have been chosen for the Blessed Event. You made an enemy despite the “excellent job” you were doing. Your Terminator crushing you like a fly is a dream come true for the Terminator. You were hated more than the others who survived the Blessed Event although their day will come as it always does.

Of course, there are some downsizings planned by bean counters with no connection to you. They’ll establish a termination number or percentage of employees to be fired and leave it up to the Senior Management Team to approve and give the orders to middle management to execute the terminations. This sounds neutral but why was it you that was picked? It is beginning to sound less neutral when you start asking yourself this question.

It may have been that your inter-personal skills were not up to largecorps, invisible code of brown nosing, flattering, sucking up or trumpeting false praises. So why all the doublespeak from the Human Resources Department about team spirit, customer service and global inclusion? My thought that all these phrases are there to mask hatred and arrogance that largecorp’s SMT has for their charges and for that matter amongst their own caste. How did these executives reach the upper ranks of largecorp? They are there stuffing their loot bags like bandits without getting apprehended and of course never walking the talk rammed down the throats of employees like gavage. At this point of extreme greed, it is up to the securities regulators to apprehend as many crooks as they can. However, as we have seen as late there are more crooks in the executive floors than the regulators can ensnare. Let us be fair! Most of the SMT are not criminals. They are just greedy and some may be psychopathic.

My advice so far has been not to be tangled up in negative emotions and focus on the present. This is the essence of mindfulness; I agree getting tangled up may leave you running backwards however let’s bend the mindfulness rules and say your anger may be a useful source of energy for your gruelling job search. What better force to keep you going on from the 230^th rejection letter to number 231 resumé and cover letter being sent out? It gives you adrenaline. Cherish and guard it. Know when to use it. It should be an energizing factor in your job search. However, to avoid being labelled as a potential “toxic employee” keep your cool in your networking and job interviews.

If you appear angry and bitter to your network and prospective employers it might be perceived as a justification as why you were terminated. Angry people are not marketable. Your goal is to fool a prospective employer into thinking you will be a committed employee and not one that is bitter, resentful and holds grudges.

In interviews your anger must be transformed into joy and glee about having the opportunity to fill the position! Golly gee the Blessed Event is a gift from the Virgin Mary. It provided you an opportunity. In fact you might have even convinced yourself you are the best candidate. You are the best at masking your true emotions to better pursue an opportunity where your strengths can be showcased? You can put a happy face on and lie left right and centre as your outplacement counsellors have taught you. This is the ideal employee!

In summation don’t bellyache, whine and complain. Just use that negative energy to move on down the road.

I hope my discussion on anger has not put you in a bad mood particularly as you have just purchased a Tony Robbins video and I have put your upbeat mood in the rubbish bin. I want to be like Tony Robbins and get on the lecture circuit. Therefore, I have told you that anger may be one of your best weapons in your job search if managed carefully. The more outlandish the statement the better my chances of enraging some professor in a largecorp funded faculty of business and getting the publicity, I need for fame and fortune. Of course, like Tony I believe in what I write!

Anger is good for you! What rubbish you say. Tony Hornet is desperate. Yes, I want to establish a new management institute and through my lectures and books I will revolutionize management. I am going to revolutionize the downsizing function (amongst other issues) and make a fortune doing it. Now I have told you my intentions I have experienced a profound sense of relief. Sorry, just being a bit sarcastic here.

Speaking of being relieved, many of you hit by the Blessed Event are in fact relieved by it! If you were miserable as most employees are in today’s brutal downsizing-outsourcing corporate environment. You are now liberated and if close to retirement, mortgage free and saved your ass off and blessed with a generous severance package you have made it to the finish line. Yes, the downsized are not all miserable bastards. In today’s largecorp environment making it to 54 without being tossed in the street is nothing short of a miracle. Of course, senior executives are an exception to the rule as they are usually so filthy rich they can say good-bye at 62 and enjoy their membership to the golf course, summer home, retirement compensation arrangements and endless vacations. If particularly well connected (as opposed to skilled) they will have snagged a consulting contract for a few more years and board positions with friendly executive pals.

Getting personal I will readily admit to the “Relief Factor”. I had finally escaped a stifling bureaucracy imposed by Felicity Poker. No more Library Committee, Computer Committee, Social Committee and Budget Committee. Most importantly no doughnuts and coffee early every Friday morning. Her pets were appointed to chair of these Committees but at least I was Vice-Chair of the powerful Library Committee. Wo hoo!

Speaking of relief, I was delighted to have been turfed before the Legal Department’s summer picnic which was being held at the Toronto Islands. I am sure like me the last thing you want to do is sacrifice your Saturday roasting weenies and jumping in potato sacks while Felicity Poker watched thinking what a solid department she had created. If there is anything I hate it is the corporation stealing my time on a week-end. The moral of the story is that there may be a silver lining in every cloud. At least I was saved from the idiotic picnic scheme designed by the Social Committee.

Not to beat the Relief Factor to death I can relate to you the story of Ron who had worked in the department I had once worked in as a client relationship manager. Ron had 39 years of experience and was growing sick and tired of the differing waves of corporate ideology over the years that focussed on “corporate excellence”, “operational excellence” then “relationship management.”. Ron had it right. Make the client happy with good service while offering reasonable protection to CARP. It was as simple as that, but the Human Resources Department in conjunction with the Marketing Department had to be kept busy and worked to continually develop new corporate ideological standards to impose upon confused employees and it was becoming increasingly confusing and annoying for Ron. Ron wanted the “Blessed Event”. In fact, he was begging for it to be put out of his misery like a dog with rabies.

Ron had no debts, a retirement cottage and expected a large inheritance in the future. He was the first to call me at home after the Blessed Event hit me. He was royally pissed it had not been him! A word of advice. If you are seeking the ultimate relief of the Blessed Event don’t advertise you are looking for it. Word gets out and the SMT knows they might be able to buy you out with a cheap severance package or even worse let you sweat it out until you couldn’t stand it anymore and then you’d leave without largecorp having to pay a severance package.

It is natural after the Blessed Event to panic particularly about financial matters especially where you have a mortgage debt and a family to support. Could I manage these expenses and for how long? You just must manage the best you can and avoid the panic getting the better of you lest you face bouts of anxiety.

Insecurity will also gnaw away at you. Will you ever be employed again? I say have confidence in your abilities. You most likely had the correct technical skills but failed to successfully navigate the hidden culture of largecorp which was far less pleasant than what the Human Resources Department was telling you was necessary to succeed namely treachery and backstabbing.

I am sorry if you fell for the Human Resources Department’s party line that you as a worthy employee were worth listening to. Focus groups, employee surveys, open door policies, global inclusion and talent development. Follow the palaver and do an excellent job and you’ll have continual employment! Pipe dream. I’d like to encourage you by saying you did a good and honest job and never should have been turfed. The shareholders one day will realize that the SMT and Human Resources Department folks weren’t doing a decent job and they should have been terminated and not you.

I am trying to get you out of your termination rut by writing this book so you can discover yourself and feel as if you were a decent human being. I am doing this by attacking the pig heads than run largecorp and have temporarily ruined your life by turfing you.

There is no need to be humiliated. Most of you are good hard-working employees that are the victims of hatred or of a downsizing, expense reduction or outsourcing programme that takes no hostages.

It’s awfully difficult not to be embarrassed when someone asks a turfed employee what they do for a living. The best advice I can give is to hold your head up high and give a well rehearsed line that due to a corporate restructuring you were “downsized” and are now taking the time to find a position that best suits your talent. Of course, my advice is worth shit as you will feel awful when asked this insensitive question You are a social leper. You have no choice but to live with it. Limp on to a greater future.

Now looking on the positive side remember that Andy Warhol once said that everyone would be famous for 5 minutes. Being turfed gave me a few minutes of fame as dazed colleagues said why in earth would a great employee like you be turfed? By the reactions of my colleagues, I realized I had become a watercooler hero raised to fame by the Blessed Event! The same day I was turfed 10 or so of my fellow employees took me out to several bars spewing their venom against CRAP. It becomes a heartwarming experience to have your colleagues say how much they appreciated your support with the SMT being referred to as poltroons and backstabbing double dealers. However, one can’t be honest for very long if one wants to survive in largecorp. You’ve gone and are quickly forgotten as your colleagues keep hoping for the next direct deposit of salary to be made.

You may wish to jot down which colleagues and clients gave you a courtesy call after the Blessed Event. Not that you are petty or nasty but you may just want to keep track of who your friends are. You may wish to repay their insensitivity one day. Does the absence of a call denote an enemy? You be the judge. In some cases the calls may be sincere and encouraging while others are fishing expeditions trying to wheedle out juicy news to discuss over coffee with their friends.

Perhaps the nicest call I received after the Blessed Event was from legal counsel Tommy Bland who worked with a large U.S. automaker with operations in Canada. He was positively outraged about what had happened. Strangely some three months later I had to give him the same call as he too had been felled by the Blessed Event.

So, you have been a victim of a corporate hit. Keep your chin up and realize it is normal to be shocked, humiliated, angry and panic stricken. You did your job well but next time you are going to learn how to act better in the largecorp way which is to lie better and not mean what you say. You were just a bit slow to learn the survival game, but you are learning it now. All said and done you are in a better position today than you were in yesterday. It’s quite simple. Find yourself a new job and “repay” a few favours when the chance arises

Before you move on to pick up the pieces of your shattered corporate life there are few players acting in the Theatre of the Downsized that are going to appear on the stage. You have surfaced from the depths of the coal mine and are now in the sunshine. You can either be burnt or emerge with a glorious tan. Think of what’s to come as a little lotion to get you that nice tan.