Let me assure you there is no career in acting as a golf Marshall. There is a group of Marshalls who are “volunteers”. They receive no money but in lieu of that there is “free golf” sometimes unlimited and often so restricted as to timing the free golf does not exist. Some Marshalls are severelyContinue reading ““My Life as a Golf Marshall” :The Golf Marshall’s Vow of Poverty!”
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“Mutantism on the March” :Chapter 106 The President Affliction Tape Sparks Further Anti-American Attacks: Premier of Quebec Loves George Wallace Policies!
In the seminal issue in the United Mutations International Herald Ricky Rigirdle of the United Mutations in New York wrote: Isn’t this Montreal CIA scam disgusting behaviour of the United Sates government. This government is not the government of mutants or the people of the United States. The government is gladhanded by the military industrialContinue reading ““Mutantism on the March” :Chapter 106 The President Affliction Tape Sparks Further Anti-American Attacks: Premier of Quebec Loves George Wallace Policies!”
“My Life as a Golf Marshall” : Dealing with Wildlife: Surrounded by Skunks!
A golf course in an urban area like Toronto with its multitude of connected trails can lead to a panoply of wildlife. Can I start with telling you I was held hostage by a group of four skunks on the 14th hole? The buggers surrounded my golf cart and was it because of the cherriesContinue reading ““My Life as a Golf Marshall” : Dealing with Wildlife: Surrounded by Skunks!”
“Mutantism on the March” : Chapter 105 The CIA Caught with Their Pants Down; Anti-Americanism Heats Up!
The United Mutations International Herald article: US Espionage Unit Caught with Their Pants Down The United Mutations of Montreal, Canada has come into possession of a tape with some rather enlightening information on it. But we knew you were aware of it already! The following conversation is caught on tape between Morris Filibuster, CIA ChiefContinue reading ““Mutantism on the March” : Chapter 105 The CIA Caught with Their Pants Down; Anti-Americanism Heats Up!”
“The Life of a Golf Marshall” :The Lonely Life of a Golf Marshall?
If you search “golf Marshall” it is amazing how many golfers relate their bad experiences in dealing with a golf Marshall. The common complaint is a Marshall that is overbearing and aggressive opining where that Marshall should stay clear of. “Like why are you playing from the professional tees when you are lacking the skillContinue reading ““The Life of a Golf Marshall” :The Lonely Life of a Golf Marshall?”
“My Life as a Golf Marshall” : The Golf Marshall’s Wet Dream! Ready Golf!
As the driving force nagging and oppressing a golf Marshall is “Ready Golf” what does this fantasy involve? Actually it is quite simple but a foreign concept for 99% of Canadian golfers. It really means at the tee box taking one practice swing and hitting the ball. No ass wiggling, No 5 practice swings. NoContinue reading ““My Life as a Golf Marshall” : The Golf Marshall’s Wet Dream! Ready Golf!”
“My Life as a Golf Marshall” :The Bane of Golf Marshalls: Lack of Etiquette
Given that the prime responsibility of a golf Marshall is keeping the pace of play on track what causes the majority of threats to a good pace? Multiple Practice Swings: I don’t know how many times I have felt like yelling “Just hit the ball!”. It is actually painful for some Marshalls and maddening forContinue reading ““My Life as a Golf Marshall” :The Bane of Golf Marshalls: Lack of Etiquette”
“My Life as a Golf Marshall” :Chapter 13 How to Deal with Juniors
Juniors are a special case. Many are savvy as to golf etiquette but an equal number are clueless. This could be because they have played with parents clueless about etiquette or their parents do not play golf therefore unable to impart good or bad etiquette. Like talking on the green on their cellphones before putting.Continue reading ““My Life as a Golf Marshall” :Chapter 13 How to Deal with Juniors”
“My Life as a Golf Marshall” : The Agony and the Ecstasy
You see it every outing as a Marshall. Lots of self blame and sometimes loathing flows all over the course with bad shots and putts often accompanied by foul language. And you see plenty of those to the point you might say golf is but a collection of bad shots and errant putts. I tryContinue reading ““My Life as a Golf Marshall” : The Agony and the Ecstasy”
“My Life as a Golf Marshall” : A Nasty Push and Swing then a Fist Rebound
Last year at my course I hear about another violent incident which did not bode well for the Marshall. The Marshall made some comment to a group of golfers which enraged a dickhead who rushed at the Marshall in a rage and pushed him back in his golf cart. The Marshall got up and startedContinue reading ““My Life as a Golf Marshall” : A Nasty Push and Swing then a Fist Rebound”
