Category Archives: Poetry

RKS Poetry Anthology: Creeping October

Creeping October Guess who is in town Homecoming The big college game Goon jocks past and present Pilsner fog Purple painted faced engineers pursuing Colonel Kurtz? Initiation rites Into what? Last binge? And the roar after the big play Fat assed frat girls as a caramel sundae/Sunday’s For their boys And we all know theContinue reading “RKS Poetry Anthology: Creeping October”

RKS Poetry Anthology: Anxiety

ANXIETY That horrible feeling of terror Upon waking up Nothing wrong physically they say Based on MRI and trusty brain dye Cognitive therapy Medications Mindfulness CBD The coping tools But I am feeling what fools As I wake up yet again with that feeling of terror Robert K. Stephen

RKS Poetry Anthology: The Insurance Man and the Pervert

The Insurance Man and the Pervert He squats Contentedly roasting marshmallows While hamburgers scream inside As if the fats too hot While far way An ulcerated appraiser Nightmares on his next day’s work Robert K. Stephen

RKS Poetry Anthology: COSTCOLYPSE NOW!

COSTCOLYPSE NOW! Surreal moment 8February2026 08:23 Saturday morning Where are those Super Bowl drums? Flats will not suffice Minus 23 Fifty-six people in line waiting for the doors to open and bask in some warmth Attacking the aisles as if on a Bell-UH-1 attack! If Lieutenant Colonel “Bill” Kilgore were by my side he wouldContinue reading “RKS Poetry Anthology: COSTCOLYPSE NOW!”

RKS Poetry Anthology: Did Someone Allegedly and Regrettably Get Horny With Stormy?

Did Someone Allegedly and Regrettably Get Horny With Stormy? Someone I once knew well said all men think with their dick What a sexist prick! Like Adam and Eve private parts must be covered up Or best said “settled” to supress the muck Politicians must be careful with the dalliances they pick As getting hornyContinue reading “RKS Poetry Anthology: Did Someone Allegedly and Regrettably Get Horny With Stormy?”

RKS Poetry (Your Former Medical Dread)

Your Former Medical Dread You recall when you sighedwith a tremble of terrorthat oh no not again to the dentistfluoridated smellhigh pitched whinescold steel slowly penetrating the gums OH STOP IT YOU SADIST! What I meant to say a dental visit Trumpsa urologist visitwhere they seek classified documents in the most secret places Robert K.Continue reading “RKS Poetry (Your Former Medical Dread)”

RKS Poetry: “Scraping the Bottom of the Ajvar Jar”

Scraping the Bottom of the Ajvar Jar The beady eyed onelike LBJ can’t end it with a victoryin a last ditched effort turns to the Supreme Leader for armsto further the “sacred war”after the Grand Leader supplies dronesand the world moansWill nobody learn from the Ho Chi Minh Trailand the Wailing Wallhumanity in the bigContinue reading “RKS Poetry: “Scraping the Bottom of the Ajvar Jar””

RKS Poetry: “Just the Death of a Dog”

Just the Death of a Dog? Just a dog you say?Just a dog 15 years by your sideMorning, afternoon and evening walks The click clack of nails on the floor rushing to greet youThe bark at the door “protecting” you from threats Warm greetings with wagging tail and kisses upon your return home An eternalContinue reading “RKS Poetry: “Just the Death of a Dog””

RKS Poetry: Horny With Stormy!

Did Someone Allegedly Get Regrettably Horny with Stormy? Someone I know well once said that all men think with their dickWhat a sexist prick! Like Adam and Eve those private parts must be covered upor better said “settled” to supress the muck Politicians in particular must be careful with the dalliances they pickas getting hornyContinue reading “RKS Poetry: Horny With Stormy!”