A study in cinematographic depression courtesy of Yannick Nolan! It’s raining cats and dogs and the radio warns more is coming. Claude (Carmen Sylvestre), a 70-year-old trans sits in a gloomy apartment on a computer chasing down a lamp offered by Anne on Facebook marketplace. Claude jumps to a conclusion a deal has ben reachedContinue reading “GEMFest 2025: RKS 2025 CANADIAN Film: “Lumen”: Murderous Intent and the $35 Lamp”
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The Return of the Penniless Pensioner: Chapter Thirteen: Destroying and Rebuilding the State Apparatus: The Destruction of Big America Government Bureaucracy (BAGB): Memories of 1939
The United States has approximately three million employees working in BAGB. Their paycheques are loyalty from an “economic survival” basis hence closely aligned to federal government programmes of the day. President Oran Crapaud of the United States, seeking to seize power in a more “peaceful way” than his failed Sixtember coup attempt has decided toContinue reading “The Return of the Penniless Pensioner: Chapter Thirteen: Destroying and Rebuilding the State Apparatus: The Destruction of Big America Government Bureaucracy (BAGB): Memories of 1939”
RKS 2025 CANADIAN Film: GEMFest 2025: “Henderson”: Shifting Realities is the Reality
Ally (Lesli Brownlee) from Vancouver has an exciting and winning night at a Las Vegas casino. She wakes up in a suburban hotel not knowing how she got there. She is naked in bed with her clothes scattered about and EEKS a condom on the floor! She tears out of the hotel walking in aContinue reading “RKS 2025 CANADIAN Film: GEMFest 2025: “Henderson”: Shifting Realities is the Reality”
Amy Pickenbobber Launches New “Septic Tank Age of America” Line of Merchandise: Spoof News Services: Guelph, Ontario: 24February2025
At a news conference today first grader Amy Pickenbobber of Guelph, Ontario launched a new retail line of products “Septic Tank Age of America” inspired by her MAGA Patriot Squad abduction in Dunedin, Florida earlier this month. Pickenbobber was “relocated for quarantine purposes” to Guantanamo Bay as a guest of the United States Navy. SheContinue reading “Amy Pickenbobber Launches New “Septic Tank Age of America” Line of Merchandise: Spoof News Services: Guelph, Ontario: 24February2025”
RKS 2025 CANADIAN Wine: Big Head Red #11
Big Head Red #11 is a blend of Malbec, Cabernet Franc, Cabernet Sauvignon, Merlot and Dornfelder from three different vintages and a combination of fresh and appassimento wines. Following this vintage for 3 releases now it is a blend one looks forward to. Aroma: Black fruit galore complimented by raspberry and mocha. A bit reminiscentContinue reading “RKS 2025 CANADIAN Wine: Big Head Red #11”
Vancouver’s 20th Annual GEMFest Film Festival: “Autophagy”: Harmless Claymation or Wicked Commentary?
“Autophagy”, a British production, could be enjoyed as an amusing claymation trip attractive due to its striking animation and threatening soundtrack. But it could be viewed as a wickedly sarcastic view of those terrible COVID days. Redcap is a quiet coastal town ravaged by an Octopi Epidemic, a waterborne disease that transforms humans, in aContinue reading “Vancouver’s 20th Annual GEMFest Film Festival: “Autophagy”: Harmless Claymation or Wicked Commentary?”
SPOOF Movie Review: “DOGE Days Afternoon”: Moron Tusk Stars in a Confusing Epic of Bravado, Ego and Banality: To the Septic Tank Age
“DOGE Days Afternoon” hits the screens at the French River Film Festival in New Jersey tomorrow. It is the tale, and a woeful one at that, about “an off-centre man” a renowned industrialist Horatio Alger, Moron Tusk (Tony Tesla) holding the United States hostage by destroying its governmental apparatus for the pure pleasure of exercisingContinue reading “SPOOF Movie Review: “DOGE Days Afternoon”: Moron Tusk Stars in a Confusing Epic of Bravado, Ego and Banality: To the Septic Tank Age”
President Donald Trump Suffers Ear Injury Caused by Late Night Chicken Bone Scuffle: Spoof News Services: Washington: 22February2025:
At 2 a.m. Washington time this morning a scuffle broke out in a Presidential garage abutting the White House. A Republican Guard Patrol, successor to the disbanded Secret Service, and a MAGA Patriot Patrol converged simultaneously upon a suspicious figure hunched over in a menacing manner oohing and awing licking greasy fingers. Both patrols collidedContinue reading “President Donald Trump Suffers Ear Injury Caused by Late Night Chicken Bone Scuffle: Spoof News Services: Washington: 22February2025:”
RKS 2025 Canadian Wine: Mastronardi 2021 Merlot Cabernet Offers an Escape from Niagara Imperialism
If you are looking to buy Canadian wine here in Ontario on a Liquor Commission Board of Ontario Vintages bi-monthly release the bias (if not obsession) is for wines produced in the Niagara region. Tokenism is extended to wines from Prince Edward County and Lake Erie North Shore and as for wines from British Columbia,Continue reading “RKS 2025 Canadian Wine: Mastronardi 2021 Merlot Cabernet Offers an Escape from Niagara Imperialism”
Vancouver’s 20th Annual GEMFest Film Festival: “Saigon Kiss”: Much Not Said and Much Not Done Imbued with Massive Tension and Mystery!
“Saigon Kiss” might be misleading in that Saigon no longer exists having being renamed Ho Chi Minh City after the fall of South Vietnam. And there is a kiss but not quite the one you might expect and maybe even deserve with all the tension leading up to a moment that does not happen. HoContinue reading “Vancouver’s 20th Annual GEMFest Film Festival: “Saigon Kiss”: Much Not Said and Much Not Done Imbued with Massive Tension and Mystery!”
