Brofit Margin, Executive Officer of Ruthless Capital Management, announced today on the steps of the New York Stock Exchange the opening of two pop up mobile restaurants to be known as Yippy’s in consequence to the United States President Donald Trump’s remarks yesterday about the yippy people overexaggerating the tariff inspired crash of the worldContinue reading “Ruthless Capital Management Announces Two New Pop Up “Yippy’s Mobile Bistros” in New York City: Spoof News Services: Coney Island, New York (10April2025)”
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Whitehouse Media Promotions Announces Remake of “Bedtime for Bonzo”: Pyongyang, North Korea: Spoof Entertainment News: 18March2025
After the smash infomercial produced by Whitehouse Media Promotions for Tesla motor vehicles a major new project was announced today in Pyongyang, North Korea by Chief Executive Officer Korrupto Partout. Whitehouse Media Promotions will be producing a remake of the American 1951 film classic “Bedtime for Bonzo”. The film will be shot in and aroundContinue reading “Whitehouse Media Promotions Announces Remake of “Bedtime for Bonzo”: Pyongyang, North Korea: Spoof Entertainment News: 18March2025”
Large Order of German Style Military Caps Sent to Baltimore Post Office Box: Spoof News Services: Baltimore: 27February2025
Spoof has learnt 3,000 German military style hats were delivered to a post office box in Baltimore, Maryland yesterday. The hats were manufactured by Furor GMBH in Wittenbald, Germany. The deliveree on the shipping manifest is shown as “New Republican Security Services”. Spoof was advised by unnamed but reliable sources the hats may be forContinue reading “Large Order of German Style Military Caps Sent to Baltimore Post Office Box: Spoof News Services: Baltimore: 27February2025”
Amy Pickenbobber Launches New “Septic Tank Age of America” Line of Merchandise: Spoof News Services: Guelph, Ontario: 24February2025
At a news conference today first grader Amy Pickenbobber of Guelph, Ontario launched a new retail line of products “Septic Tank Age of America” inspired by her MAGA Patriot Squad abduction in Dunedin, Florida earlier this month. Pickenbobber was “relocated for quarantine purposes” to Guantanamo Bay as a guest of the United States Navy. SheContinue reading “Amy Pickenbobber Launches New “Septic Tank Age of America” Line of Merchandise: Spoof News Services: Guelph, Ontario: 24February2025”
President Donald Trump Suffers Ear Injury Caused by Late Night Chicken Bone Scuffle: Spoof News Services: Washington: 22February2025:
At 2 a.m. Washington time this morning a scuffle broke out in a Presidential garage abutting the White House. A Republican Guard Patrol, successor to the disbanded Secret Service, and a MAGA Patriot Patrol converged simultaneously upon a suspicious figure hunched over in a menacing manner oohing and awing licking greasy fingers. Both patrols collidedContinue reading “President Donald Trump Suffers Ear Injury Caused by Late Night Chicken Bone Scuffle: Spoof News Services: Washington: 22February2025:”
Amy Pickenbobber Released in Rights to Water Swap Deal: Spoof News Services: Pico Island, Portuguese Azores: 21February2025
Amy Pickenbobber the Grade One student from Guelph, Ontario who was last seen being escorted from the Toronto Blue Jays training camp in Dunedin Florida by a MAGA Patriot Squad on 10January2025 to a waiting military airplane and transported to the Guantanamo Bay Naval Base was released today walking down the passenger ramp of a TU-134Continue reading “Amy Pickenbobber Released in Rights to Water Swap Deal: Spoof News Services: Pico Island, Portuguese Azores: 21February2025”
Tentative Deal to End Ukraine Conflict Found in McDonalds’ Toilet Stall in Riyadh: It is a SHOCKER!: Spoof News Services: 25February2025
(SPOOF EXCLUSIVE) Our reporting team at the Saudi Arabian meetings to end the Ukraine conflict has unearthed what appears to be a tentative outline of a peace plan. Our Spoof team found the plan handwritten on looseleaf fullscap on the floor of a toilet stall at a McDonalds on King Pooba Street in Riyadh. AContinue reading “Tentative Deal to End Ukraine Conflict Found in McDonalds’ Toilet Stall in Riyadh: It is a SHOCKER!: Spoof News Services: 25February2025”
Spoof News Services: Turkish, North Korean and Israeli Delegations Arrive at Saudi Arabian Ukraine Peace Talks: 20February2025
Delegations from Israel, North Korea and Turkey have arrived in Riyadh. It is uncertain what role they have in relation to the settlement of the Ukrainian conflict. The Saudi Arabian Foreign Ministry acknowledged not only the presence of these delegations but the earlier arrival of a delegation from the People’s Republic of China they initiallyContinue reading “Spoof News Services: Turkish, North Korean and Israeli Delegations Arrive at Saudi Arabian Ukraine Peace Talks: 20February2025”
Spoof News Services: Canadians Now Required to Obtain Visa for Travel in the United States: Washington:19February2025
The United States Department of Homeland Paranoia announced today effective immediately all Canadians travelling to the United States of America will require a special “Untrustworthy Alien Visa CDN-6”. The visa will cost $999USD. All Canadian residents currently in the United States will be required to register as Untrustworthy Aliens at local police offices. Minny XenophobiaContinue reading “Spoof News Services: Canadians Now Required to Obtain Visa for Travel in the United States: Washington:19February2025”
Spoof News Services: Anti-Trump/Pro Pickenbobber Riots Sweep Through Canada: Hillier, Ontario: Hostage Negotiations for Canadian First Grader Underway: 19February2025
Thousands of ordinarily polite Canadians took to the streets yesterday denouncing the imperialistic ambitions of American President Donald Trump currently cavorting bare-chested on a magnificent stallion with President Vladimir Putin at the President’s villa on the Black Sea celebrating the partition of Ukraine. The core of this Canadian fury centred around the detention and kidnappingContinue reading “Spoof News Services: Anti-Trump/Pro Pickenbobber Riots Sweep Through Canada: Hillier, Ontario: Hostage Negotiations for Canadian First Grader Underway: 19February2025”
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