Robert K Stephen (CSW)

“Mutantism on the March” :Chapter 102 The Beginning of the End For President Affliction

The President of the United States Affliction was not savouring his evening meal. His discomfort was not mitigated in the least by the mutterings of his wife Fat. Affliction was not in a particularly good mood after discovering the existence of some gossip pertaining to her ultra secret facelift. While Fat was bellowing out “JustContinue reading ““Mutantism on the March” :Chapter 102 The Beginning of the End For President Affliction”

“My Life as a Golf Marshall” ; Tales From the Edge”:BIRDSLAUGHTER

There is a problem at the golf course I marshall at and that is the proliferation of Canada Geese on and surrounding the green on the third hole in the spring months. Bird poop is everywhere. On my day off I was playing golf and hit a high 9 iron 130 yards out from theContinue reading ““My Life as a Golf Marshall” ; Tales From the Edge”:BIRDSLAUGHTER”

RKS Wine: The Pandora’s Box Exposes the Penniless Pensioner as a Possible Tax Fraudster!

Dear readers you might want to say the Penniless Pensioner has traveled from bad to worse. His seemingly inevitable break up with his fiancé Celine Serpent and blockbuster news today about his naming in the Pandora’s Box leak by certain media outlets of alleged offshore tax cheaters. I just knew these Panamanian bank accounts ofContinue reading “RKS Wine: The Pandora’s Box Exposes the Penniless Pensioner as a Possible Tax Fraudster!”

“My Life as a Golf Marshall” : Tales from the Edge :THE PUTTING GREEN POOPER

You gotta go you gotta go. We have all faced this dilemma and have pooped where we never thought we would poop. Rather a bad reaction to Mexican food in Cancun or with Portuguese chicken in Toronto. Hopefully not caught on CCTV. But a groundskeeper at my course told me he started his shift earlyContinue reading ““My Life as a Golf Marshall” : Tales from the Edge :THE PUTTING GREEN POOPER”

“My Life as A Golf Marshall” : Tales From the Edge :THE HOOKERS ( Not Slicers)

I asked the starter at my club what was the weirdest thing he had seen. Apparently two men brought hookers into their golf cart. The hookers had their green fees paid for but were not golfing. However on a few occasion the men with their lady friends went into the woods looking for their ballsContinue reading ““My Life as A Golf Marshall” : Tales From the Edge :THE HOOKERS ( Not Slicers)”

RKS Films: “Without Milk”: Why I Love Greek Cinema: 2021 Toronto Greek International Film Festival

Unfortunately, the Festival was rather dropped on me days before it was live. A whole host of Greek films by Greek filmmakers in Greece and throughout the world. I had only hours to chip away at a meaty selection of modern Greek films. Now what does a “Greek Film” mean. If you are of GreekContinue reading “RKS Films: “Without Milk”: Why I Love Greek Cinema: 2021 Toronto Greek International Film Festival”

“My Life as a Golf Marshall”: Tales from the Edge: KOREAN WAR VETERAN LOSES HIS LEG

One golfer told me when he was a teen golfing with his brother the brother hit a massive drive hitting a golfer in the back that sent the poor man violently sprawling into the creek and his prosthetic leg also came off. Not a great way to treat a war vet.

“My Life as a Golf Marshall” : Strange Stories from the Edge: GOD WILL TAKE CARE OF US

A starter at my course and formerly a Marshall related an interesting story to me in the days when he was marshalling. There were four individuals on the golf course praying on a bridge. This spot is a dangerous one as one is caught in a potential crossfire of balls. He alerted them to theContinue reading ““My Life as a Golf Marshall” : Strange Stories from the Edge: GOD WILL TAKE CARE OF US”

Greek International Film Festival Toronto: “Beauty”

Thanos Liberopolous has crafted a very cutting short called “Beauty”. One might find it amusing or like me entirely depressing. Set in modern day Greece a single mother deals with her daughter Kally and her son Poppy who are so addicted to social media they have lost touch with reality however stark and unpleasant itContinue reading “Greek International Film Festival Toronto: “Beauty””

“My Life as a Golf Marshall”: Stories From the Edge :THE NAKED STONED GOLFER

This little gem was told to me by a starter at my golf course I marshall at. A very stoned golfer ventured out on the course. He was last seen stripping down to his underwear and leaving his clothes and golf clubs behind off he went into the woods. The police were called and tookContinue reading ““My Life as a Golf Marshall”: Stories From the Edge :THE NAKED STONED GOLFER”