As announced today by Manitoba Premier Wab Kinew effective immediately in response to President Donald Trump’s tariffs the Manitoba government has issued a directive to stop the sale of American alcohol products at Manitoba liquor marts and no further American alcohol will be ordered. By executive order, as opposed to the legislative process, President Trump’sContinue reading “Canadian Province of Manitoba Removes All American Alcohol Off Liquor Store Shelves”
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Canadian Province of British Columbia to Remove United States Red State Liquor From its Shelves Immediately
In a statement today the Premier of British Columbia David Eby announced his government’s response to President Donald Trump’s 25% tariff on all Canadian goods entering the United States with the exception of oil and gas products which will be subject to a 10% tariff. This is a partial ban only applying to “red sate”Continue reading “Canadian Province of British Columbia to Remove United States Red State Liquor From its Shelves Immediately”
Canadian Province of Nova Scotia Removes All United States Alcohol from the Shelves of the Nova Scotia Liquor Corp Immediately
On 4March2025 Nova Scotia Premier Tim Houston announced effective immediately that the government will direct the Nova Scotia Liquor Corp to remove all alcohol from the United States from their shelves stating that the first time this was done it was considered an effective response and hurt American producers who rely on Canadian markets. ThereContinue reading “Canadian Province of Nova Scotia Removes All United States Alcohol from the Shelves of the Nova Scotia Liquor Corp Immediately”
American Pediatric Society Lambasts Elon Musk as a “Baby Dangler”: Creamstone, Arkansas: 5March2025: Spoof News Services
In a keynote address at the American Pediatric Society’s annual conference in Creamstone, Arkansas Melinda Gatehead, Rector of the ABS, lambasted Special Advisor Elon Musk for his shameless “baby dangling” and based on a vote of the board of directors of the APS awarded Musk with the uncoveted “L’Enfant Terrible” Award bestowed each year onContinue reading “American Pediatric Society Lambasts Elon Musk as a “Baby Dangler”: Creamstone, Arkansas: 5March2025: Spoof News Services”
The United States Bans the Sale of All Portuguese Wines: Toenail Fungus Juice a Threat to Americans: Spoof News Services: Porto, Portugal: 4March2025
The President of the United States today banned all sales of Portuguese wine in the United States of America by executive order 1,234. White House Press Secretary Bleacha Blondie advised the nation, “ On the basis of extensive testing undertaken by Bobblehead Kennedy our Secretary of Poor Health in his basement, the only testing facilitiesContinue reading “The United States Bans the Sale of All Portuguese Wines: Toenail Fungus Juice a Threat to Americans: Spoof News Services: Porto, Portugal: 4March2025”
Trump’s “Hamburger Helper Plan” Threatens Middle East’s Fragile Stability: Cairo: 3March2025: Spoof News Services
Egyptian President Abdel Fattah El-Sisi spared no kind words for President Donald Trump’s “so called plan” to solve the Israeli blockade of humanitarian aid to Palestine by supplying such aid only south of the Palestinian city of Khan Younis proximate to the Egyptian border with Palestine. The aid was to commence flowing on 5March2025 withContinue reading “Trump’s “Hamburger Helper Plan” Threatens Middle East’s Fragile Stability: Cairo: 3March2025: Spoof News Services”
Melania’s Melatonin Hits Late Night Infomercial Circuit: Blissful Sleeps in Times of Stress! : Des Moines: 3March2025: Spoof News Services:
Spoof has received several complaints from Canadians, Danes, Greenlanders and Mexicans about late night infomercials hawking “Melania’s Melatonin”. The First Lady is seen beaming waving the American flag explaining there are huge amounts of stress in the world particularly in Greenland, Denmark, Canada and Mexico because of the dismal failure of so many to believeContinue reading “Melania’s Melatonin Hits Late Night Infomercial Circuit: Blissful Sleeps in Times of Stress! : Des Moines: 3March2025: Spoof News Services:”
Moscow’s Oligarch Hall of Fame Inducts Donald J. Trump as New Member: 3March2025: Spoof News Services: Stalingrad
Moscow’s Oligarch Hall of Fame today announced a new member Donald Trump, President of the United States. Moscow’s Oligarch Hall of Fame Chairman Petros Polievchinsky, nephew of President Vladimir Putin, made the announcement in a press conference at the Melania Marriot in downtown Stalingrad yesterday evening. Polievchinsky toasting President Trump with a large glass ofContinue reading “Moscow’s Oligarch Hall of Fame Inducts Donald J. Trump as New Member: 3March2025: Spoof News Services: Stalingrad”
Humanitarian Aid Blockade of Palestine to End: Trump Says the United States Has a Heart: Spoof News Services. 3March2025
At a White House briefing this afternoon President Trump explained to a docile and controlled media group (that Spoof has been barred from) the United States has a heart and will soon have aid flowing into Southern Palestine. President Trump took pains to say he has many friends in Palestine and they are great people.Continue reading “Humanitarian Aid Blockade of Palestine to End: Trump Says the United States Has a Heart: Spoof News Services. 3March2025”
RKS 2025 CANADIAN Wine: 180 Gamay Noir from Niagara
Aroma: Intense black cherry, raspberry, strawberry and milk chocolate in a light smoky framework. If you like cherry shouting in your face this wine is for you! Palate: Light on the tannins with charming streaks of cherry, blackberry and faint rhubarb. Oh for just a bit more fruit and we be flirting with spectacular! Personality:Continue reading “RKS 2025 CANADIAN Wine: 180 Gamay Noir from Niagara”
