I heard this story from my favourite groundskeeper at my golf course who is a thirty-year veteran of groundskeeping including stints at some of the top golf courses in Ontario. We get along very well as I always am trying to learn and understand what he does and he senses my interest in him andContinue reading ““My Life as a Golf Marshall” : Tales From the Edge : The Headless Groundskeeper (almost)”
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“My Life as a Golf Marshall” : Balancing your “work” and personal life
Depending on the amount of shifts you have as a Marshall your personal life schedule is somewhat diminished. I have retired as a lawyer but this is a new job indeed. Now it takes me 7 minutes to get to the golf course for an opening Saturday shift and 15 for a Sunday afternoon shiftContinue reading ““My Life as a Golf Marshall” : Balancing your “work” and personal life”
Passage of the Day: Charles Dickens “Bleak House”
“The one great principle of English law is to make business for itself. There is no other principle distinctly, certainly, and consistently maintained through all its narrow turnings. Viewed by this light it becomes a coherent scheme and not the monstrous maze the laity are apt to think. Let them but once clearly perceive thatContinue reading “Passage of the Day: Charles Dickens “Bleak House””
“Mutantism on the March ” : Chapter 106 Canada’s Worst Enemies: Its Politicians
Premier Poorassa of Quebec held his press conference and laced into both the MSQ and René Hecklevesque claiming they had been a thorn in the side of Canadian unity and Quebec’s integrity. He accused Hecklevesque of inciting populist riots and asserted the “frog politician” Affliction had referred to in his transcript was none other thanContinue reading ““Mutantism on the March ” : Chapter 106 Canada’s Worst Enemies: Its Politicians”
“My Life as a Golf Marshall” : What do Sausages and Golf Have to do with Each Other?
Well strictly speaking not much intellectually speaking. However in my course there is a snack hut at the 10th hole that serves an appallingly small selection of food. At one point in time there was a person at that hut that grilled the tastiest sausages with pride and became somewhat of a golf course legend.Continue reading ““My Life as a Golf Marshall” : What do Sausages and Golf Have to do with Each Other?”
“My Life as a Golf Marshall” :The Golf Marshall’s Vow of Poverty!
Let me assure you there is no career in acting as a golf Marshall. There is a group of Marshalls who are “volunteers”. They receive no money but in lieu of that there is “free golf” sometimes unlimited and often so restricted as to timing the free golf does not exist. Some Marshalls are severelyContinue reading ““My Life as a Golf Marshall” :The Golf Marshall’s Vow of Poverty!”
“Mutantism on the March” :Chapter 106 The President Affliction Tape Sparks Further Anti-American Attacks: Premier of Quebec Loves George Wallace Policies!
In the seminal issue in the United Mutations International Herald Ricky Rigirdle of the United Mutations in New York wrote: Isn’t this Montreal CIA scam disgusting behaviour of the United Sates government. This government is not the government of mutants or the people of the United States. The government is gladhanded by the military industrialContinue reading ““Mutantism on the March” :Chapter 106 The President Affliction Tape Sparks Further Anti-American Attacks: Premier of Quebec Loves George Wallace Policies!”
“My Life as a Golf Marshall” : Dealing with Wildlife: Surrounded by Skunks!
A golf course in an urban area like Toronto with its multitude of connected trails can lead to a panoply of wildlife. Can I start with telling you I was held hostage by a group of four skunks on the 14th hole? The buggers surrounded my golf cart and was it because of the cherriesContinue reading ““My Life as a Golf Marshall” : Dealing with Wildlife: Surrounded by Skunks!”
“Mutantism on the March” : Chapter 105 The CIA Caught with Their Pants Down; Anti-Americanism Heats Up!
The United Mutations International Herald article: US Espionage Unit Caught with Their Pants Down The United Mutations of Montreal, Canada has come into possession of a tape with some rather enlightening information on it. But we knew you were aware of it already! The following conversation is caught on tape between Morris Filibuster, CIA ChiefContinue reading ““Mutantism on the March” : Chapter 105 The CIA Caught with Their Pants Down; Anti-Americanism Heats Up!”
“The Life of a Golf Marshall” :The Lonely Life of a Golf Marshall?
If you search “golf Marshall” it is amazing how many golfers relate their bad experiences in dealing with a golf Marshall. The common complaint is a Marshall that is overbearing and aggressive opining where that Marshall should stay clear of. “Like why are you playing from the professional tees when you are lacking the skillContinue reading ““The Life of a Golf Marshall” :The Lonely Life of a Golf Marshall?”
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