Melania Trump Deported to El Salvador

Spoof News Services: 15July2025: Redneck, Florida Spoof News Services reporters on the ground in Redneck, Florida have reported Melania Trump has been deported to El Salvador this afternoon. She was abducted by MICE Agents in a shopping mall in South Beach, Miami attending an opening of a discount designer mall by the dog of KimmyContinue reading “Melania Trump Deported to El Salvador”

RKS 2025 Documentary: “I Shall Not Hate-A Gaza Doctor’s Journey on the Road to Peace and Human Dignity”

This Canadian documentary is based on a book of the same name by Dr. Izzeldin Abuelaish. Dr. Abuelaish is a Palestinian doctor born of parents bulldozed off their land in Palestine by Israeli forces during the 1948 Arab War. An estimated 500,000-750,000 Palestinians fled to refugee camps in the West Bank and Gaza, Jordan, LebanonContinue reading “RKS 2025 Documentary: “I Shall Not Hate-A Gaza Doctor’s Journey on the Road to Peace and Human Dignity””

Operation 51st State: Elimination of Canadian Universal Healthcare

The Senior Working Group (SWG) reviewed the basics of Canadian universal healthcare that through the test of time has crumbled giving birth to a partial but more efficient private model. The Canadian medical system besieged by a massive poorly planned influx of immigrants to Canada, governmental cuts to funding and staffing and poor management failsContinue reading “Operation 51st State: Elimination of Canadian Universal Healthcare”

OPERATION 51st STATE: “The Necessity of Establishing a United States Governmental Structure to Manage Annexations”

The Senior Working Group (SWG) suggests a United States governmental structure be created to manage various annexations as they arise. The SWG realizes annexation is a complex process for which the purchase of Alaska and Louisiana by the United States offer insufficient precedents. The SWG suggests the management structure be called The Bureau of AnnexationContinue reading “OPERATION 51st STATE: “The Necessity of Establishing a United States Governmental Structure to Manage Annexations””

“OPERATION 51st STATE: “Managing Canadian Opposition to Canada’s Annexation by the United States of America: Give Them Bread and Circus: Sports”

Canadians love their hockey. True narcotics for the Canadian masses despite the fact Americans are a more powerful hockey nation and American National Hockey League teams far outnumber Canadian teams. If only they would recognize the greatness of American beer and drink more of it. The SWG recommends all international sports teams operating as aContinue reading ““OPERATION 51st STATE: “Managing Canadian Opposition to Canada’s Annexation by the United States of America: Give Them Bread and Circus: Sports””

OPERATION 51st STATE: “Managing Canadian Opposition to Canada’s Annexation by the United States of America: Centres of Influence: Politicos and Top Level Federal and Provincial Bureaucrats”

The Senior Working Group (SWG) concludes political and state bureaucratic centres of influence of the Canadian population must be neutralized/managed. The Governor of Canada (Canada to be replaced by its state name) will have established a state bureaucracy to manage the new state and implemented a new political structure. This state engineering will result inContinue reading “OPERATION 51st STATE: “Managing Canadian Opposition to Canada’s Annexation by the United States of America: Centres of Influence: Politicos and Top Level Federal and Provincial Bureaucrats””

OPERATION 51st STATE: Who Should the First Governor of the 51st State Be?

The SWG will make recommendations as to the political structure and governance of the 51st state further on in this top-secret document. The first Governor shall be chosen by Executive Order of the President as after all this annexation is a national emergency as is all the business of the United States government these days.Continue reading “OPERATION 51st STATE: Who Should the First Governor of the 51st State Be?”

OPERATION 51st STATE: What Should the 51st State be Named? What Should the State Flag Be?

The Senior Working Group (SWG) recommends Canada not be the name of our 51st state. Our research has revealed Canada has not always been the name of our 51st state. At one point its name was Lower Canada and Upper Canada. “Canada” must be eradicated in the name of our 51st state. Our recommendation isContinue reading “OPERATION 51st STATE: What Should the 51st State be Named? What Should the State Flag Be?”

“OPERATION 51st STATE: Managing Canadian Opposition to Canada’s Annexation by the United States of America: Lotteries, Advertising Campaigns and Promotion of Citizenship Awards”

The Senior Working Group (SWG) discussed how best to manage Canadian’s opposition to the annexation of Canada as the 51st state of the United States of America. The SWG has many recommendations which we will lay out in separate sections of this document. It is the view of the SWG Canadian “gun legislation” has effectivelyContinue reading ““OPERATION 51st STATE: Managing Canadian Opposition to Canada’s Annexation by the United States of America: Lotteries, Advertising Campaigns and Promotion of Citizenship Awards””

Operation 51st State: Top Secret Documents Expose United States Plans to Annex Canada: A Staged Busjacking to Start the Ball Rolling: A Breaking Spoof Exclusive

Spoof reporter Costas Studialos took his family for an  “all you can stuff your gullet ” luncheon buffet at an IHOP on Indian Canyon Road in Palm Springs and noticed in the bunk seat where the family settled down to a mound of flapjacks and shrimp grits a document with apple crisp toppings encrusted onContinue reading “Operation 51st State: Top Secret Documents Expose United States Plans to Annex Canada: A Staged Busjacking to Start the Ball Rolling: A Breaking Spoof Exclusive”