The Ebola outbreak with a ground zero thought to be the The Toronto Blue Jays spring training camp in Dunedin, Florida has roared out of Florida with cases and fatalities being reported in Texas, Alabama, Arkansas, Missouri and Louisiana. Official United States governmental sources have pointed to Amy Pickenbobber, (pictured here at The MunicipalContinue reading “President Donald Trump Speaks to All 50 States Concerning the Ebola Outbreak: Spoof News Services: Rectum, Connecticut: 20February2025”
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Spoof News Services: Turkish, North Korean and Israeli Delegations Arrive at Saudi Arabian Ukraine Peace Talks: 20February2025
Delegations from Israel, North Korea and Turkey have arrived in Riyadh. It is uncertain what role they have in relation to the settlement of the Ukrainian conflict. The Saudi Arabian Foreign Ministry acknowledged not only the presence of these delegations but the earlier arrival of a delegation from the People’s Republic of China they initiallyContinue reading “Spoof News Services: Turkish, North Korean and Israeli Delegations Arrive at Saudi Arabian Ukraine Peace Talks: 20February2025”
The Voice of the Golden Age: Animalistic Canadians Engage in Horrible Acts of Anti-American Violence: Plattsburg, New York: 19Febraury2025
Two days ago violence crazed Canadians uselessly opposing becoming the 51st state of our glorious United States smashed up McDonalds and Kentucky Fried Chicken outlets in a Canada wide spasm of anti-Americanism. Added to the illogical generalized hostility towards the United States the unruly mobs protested the “quarantine” and transportation of Guelph Ontario grade oneContinue reading “The Voice of the Golden Age: Animalistic Canadians Engage in Horrible Acts of Anti-American Violence: Plattsburg, New York: 19Febraury2025”
Spoof News Services: Canadians Now Required to Obtain Visa for Travel in the United States: Washington:19February2025
The United States Department of Homeland Paranoia announced today effective immediately all Canadians travelling to the United States of America will require a special “Untrustworthy Alien Visa CDN-6”. The visa will cost $999USD. All Canadian residents currently in the United States will be required to register as Untrustworthy Aliens at local police offices. Minny XenophobiaContinue reading “Spoof News Services: Canadians Now Required to Obtain Visa for Travel in the United States: Washington:19February2025”
Spoof News Services: Ebola Virus Threatens Florida: Canadian First Grader at Toronto Blue Jays Training Camp in Dunedin Florida Arrested and Deported to Guantanamo Bay: Dunedin, Florida: 18February2025
Grade one student, Amy Pickenbobber, from Guelph, Ontario was arrested at the ballpark and escorted to the “Deportee Express” Super Galaxy U.S. military cargo plane earlier this week. Pickenbobber was last observed clutching her stuffed animal “Mr. Monkey” shouting, “Mommy, the bastards are taking me!” Pickenbobber is the youngest child of Horst and Getrude PickenbobberContinue reading “Spoof News Services: Ebola Virus Threatens Florida: Canadian First Grader at Toronto Blue Jays Training Camp in Dunedin Florida Arrested and Deported to Guantanamo Bay: Dunedin, Florida: 18February2025”
Spoof News Services: Mysterious Chinese Delegation Appears in Saudi Arabian Talks: Canada, Ukraine and Taiwan are the Christmas Turkey: Riyadh, Saudi Arabia:18February2025
Spoof New Services has unearthed possible devious super power back-room dealings at the supposed Ukraine peace talks in Saudi Arabia today. Spoof reporters noticed an unmarked airplane arriving at Riyadh International Aerodrome the day prior to the scheduled meeting between Ricky Rubblehead the Secretary of Foreign Affairs of the United States and Urgent Lavratory Foreign MinisterContinue reading “Spoof News Services: Mysterious Chinese Delegation Appears in Saudi Arabian Talks: Canada, Ukraine and Taiwan are the Christmas Turkey: Riyadh, Saudi Arabia:18February2025”
The Return of the Penny Pensioner: Chapter 10: A Dictator Grooms America: Consolidate Domestic Power by Sowing Confusion
President Oran Crapaud of the United States of America has a confusion strategy domestically and internationally. Crapaud slashed and burned Big America Government Bureaucracy (BAGB). Terminate, intimidate and browbeat BAGB reminiscing to the time when Crapaud postulates America was great. Greatness harks back to the time prior to BAGB. Who cares if BAGB was bornContinue reading “The Return of the Penny Pensioner: Chapter 10: A Dictator Grooms America: Consolidate Domestic Power by Sowing Confusion”
Spoof News Services: United States Department of Homeland Paranoia Labels Canadian Booing of U.S. National Anthem an Act of Terrorism: Arlington, Virginia: 16February2025
Cristal “Hee Haw” Numbhead, the Secretary of the United States Department of Homeland Paranoia, said in Washington today Canadians booing the United States anthem on 15February2025 at Montreal’s Molson’s Arena at a hockey match between Canada and the United States in the Four Nations Face-Off Series amounted to an act of terrorism against the UnitedContinue reading “Spoof News Services: United States Department of Homeland Paranoia Labels Canadian Booing of U.S. National Anthem an Act of Terrorism: Arlington, Virginia: 16February2025”
Spoof News Services: Canadian Play “Come from Away” Removed from Stage as a Result of Trumpgression: Sequel Planned: Markdale, Ontario: 15February2025
Squeamish Productions of Kinmount, Ontario today announced the closure of the Canadian play “Come from Away” due to “hostile audience behavior”. “Come From Away” is the maudlin production manufactured to make suburban audiences glow with warmth. It “celebrates the joy of humanity” according to Creedy Zomberg president of Squeamish Productions. Zomberg stated, “Canadian audiences booedContinue reading “Spoof News Services: Canadian Play “Come from Away” Removed from Stage as a Result of Trumpgression: Sequel Planned: Markdale, Ontario: 15February2025”
Spoof News Services: Trump Dolls Parachuted Over the United States: Washington: 13January2025
The White House reported today thousands of Trump dolls were parachuted into “Red States” yesterday evening. A string is pulled on the doll and the following phrases can be heard, “Stolen Election”, “Make America Great Again”, “The Golden Age”, “Drill Baby Drill” and “He’s a wonderful guy. Really Wonderful! No group has claimed responsibility althoughContinue reading “Spoof News Services: Trump Dolls Parachuted Over the United States: Washington: 13January2025”
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