Birdslaughter has been heavy on my mindgolfing on a Monday I hit a goosewith a long nine iron shot that landed in a gaggle of Canada Geese on the third holebird down! Convulsingcausing my guilt to go pulsatingbut the fellow righted himself and looked a bit stunnedlike gas in the United States I was aContinue reading “Poetry Break: I Did Not Kill the Canada Goose”
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Reggie The Egyptian Rescue Dog: Canada My New Home! (A Children’s Story)
Hello. Let me introduce myself. My name is Reggie and I am the luckiest and happiest dog in the world. Please read my story and find out why I am saying this. There is a big stir at Toronto Pearson Airport. There are television cameras and journalists like my dead master Anwar. I wonder ifContinue reading “Reggie The Egyptian Rescue Dog: Canada My New Home! (A Children’s Story)”
Reggie The Egyptian Rescue Dog: My Master is Dead What Hope Exists for Me?
As I get into better health I pay some attention to the television monitor in the recovery room. I understand English very well and I see with great sorrow, so great I query if you can feel my heart breaking, that Anwar has been executed as a traitor to Egypt. An article or two criticalContinue reading “Reggie The Egyptian Rescue Dog: My Master is Dead What Hope Exists for Me?”
Reggie The Egyptian Rescue Dog: My Last Days in Egypt (A Children’s Story)
Hello. Let me introduce myself. My name is Reggie and I am the luckiest and happiest dog in the world. Please read my story and find out why I am saying this. After I was badly bitten by that big dog guarding the public market in Cairo I only remember running away in a panicContinue reading “Reggie The Egyptian Rescue Dog: My Last Days in Egypt (A Children’s Story)”
“Mutantism on the March” :Chapter 84 “Reseudo and Squid Hook Up”
Wasn’t it interesting that René Hecklevesque rarely delved into the economic consequences of Quebec separating from the rest of Canada? Any realistic talk of separation should have the economics of such a move fully analyzed and explained but Hecklevesque gingerly avoided the topic despite that without the cooperation of the rest of Canada Quebec wouldContinue reading ““Mutantism on the March” :Chapter 84 “Reseudo and Squid Hook Up””
Reggie The Egyptian Rescue Dog: My Life in Egypt (A Children’s Story)
Hello. Let me introduce myself. My name is Reggie and I am the luckiest and happiest dog in the world. Please read my story and find out why I am saying this. Before we start my story I well tell you I am a 15 year old Shih Tzu mix living with Master and MistressContinue reading “Reggie The Egyptian Rescue Dog: My Life in Egypt (A Children’s Story)”
“Mutantism on the March” :Chapter 83 “Hecklevesque’s Rubbish”
There was jubilation in the province of Quebec and for the most part throughout Canada with the “withdrawal” of the Americans. To celebrate the Quebec chapter of the mutants hosted a gala ball for the “fighters”. After a free vegetarian dinner many a guest rose to speak of this momentous victory. The loudest applause wasContinue reading ““Mutantism on the March” :Chapter 83 “Hecklevesque’s Rubbish””
“Mutantism on the March”: Chapter 82 “Anti-American Sentiment Manipulated and Actual Engulfs Quebec”
Jiber’s agitators fully capitalized on the anti-American sentiment they worked hard to create. This missile plant was manna from heaven. For Jiber it was hate that was the basis for social change thus it was crucial his crew do everything in their power to stir up anti-American hatred. So far they had done well evenContinue reading ““Mutantism on the March”: Chapter 82 “Anti-American Sentiment Manipulated and Actual Engulfs Quebec””
“Mutantism on the March” :Chapter 81 “Anti-American Sentiment Grows in Montreal”
With Squid’s impassioned words the assembled mutants were flushed with rage and ignoring the pleas of Bertie Foonbean rushed out of the hall in a near frenzy, some with tears streaming down their eyes. They marched to the American consulate in Montreal but they were a bit late as a group calling themselves Hecklevesquer’s ForContinue reading ““Mutantism on the March” :Chapter 81 “Anti-American Sentiment Grows in Montreal””
” Mutantism on the March” Chapter 80 “The Mutant Hater United States Challenged”
Squid was outraged at the news of the construction of the secret missile base aka sewage plant. The St. Lawrence River encircling the Island of Montreal had been stinking shit for years with Montreal dumping its untreated sewage into it so why the sudden change of heart. It was a sham. Squid had hollowed outContinue reading “” Mutantism on the March” Chapter 80 “The Mutant Hater United States Challenged””
