“Mutantism on the March ” : Chapter 106 Canada’s Worst Enemies: Its Politicians

Premier Poorassa of Quebec held his press conference and laced into both the MSQ and René Hecklevesque claiming they had been a thorn in the side of Canadian unity and Quebec’s integrity. He accused Hecklevesque of inciting populist riots and asserted the “frog politician” Affliction had referred to in his transcript was none other thanContinue reading ““Mutantism on the March ” : Chapter 106 Canada’s Worst Enemies: Its Politicians”

“Mutantism on the March” :Chapter 106 The President Affliction Tape Sparks Further Anti-American Attacks: Premier of Quebec Loves George Wallace Policies!

In the seminal issue in the United Mutations International Herald Ricky Rigirdle of the United Mutations in New York wrote: Isn’t this Montreal CIA scam disgusting behaviour of the United Sates government. This government is not the government of mutants or the people of the United States. The government is gladhanded by the military industrialContinue reading ““Mutantism on the March” :Chapter 106 The President Affliction Tape Sparks Further Anti-American Attacks: Premier of Quebec Loves George Wallace Policies!”

“Mutantism on the March” : Chapter 105 The CIA Caught with Their Pants Down; Anti-Americanism Heats Up!

The United Mutations International Herald article: US Espionage Unit Caught with Their Pants Down The United Mutations of Montreal, Canada has come into possession of a tape with some rather enlightening information on it. But we knew you were aware of it already! The following conversation is caught on tape between Morris Filibuster, CIA ChiefContinue reading ““Mutantism on the March” : Chapter 105 The CIA Caught with Their Pants Down; Anti-Americanism Heats Up!”

“Mutantism on The March” :Chapter 104 The Montreal Hexpos a CIA Espionage Unit!

The past few months had been relatively calm for the panarchists in Montreal. The Vietnam War had ended. René Hecklevesque (aka Jiber) had surprisingly shrivelled from the popular eye. The 1970’s looked like a period of calmness. Most of the wild eyed SDS members had cut their hair and joined the Democrat Party. They droveContinue reading ““Mutantism on The March” :Chapter 104 The Montreal Hexpos a CIA Espionage Unit!”

“Mutantism on The March” :Chapter 104 Garth Reseudo the Panarchist

Garth Reseudo, the well liked Zorollian panarchist, was rather enjoying Montreal. The Canadians were a friendly lot and much more reserved and cautious than the Americans. They were slow to lose their temper and that made them the true fibre of panarchism. Gandhi had appealed to Reseudo who read his books during his Washington stay.Continue reading ““Mutantism on The March” :Chapter 104 Garth Reseudo the Panarchist”

“Mutantism on The March ” :Chapter 103: Low Life Moralist Scum

Matters were not going well for President Affliction of the United Sates meaning the planned takeover of Quebec by the United States was becoming more of a dream than a reality. Once Affliction had been held in high esteem by Jiber (aka Hecklevesque) but like most earthlings he had tripped up with rumours of hisContinue reading ““Mutantism on The March ” :Chapter 103: Low Life Moralist Scum”

“Mutantism on the March” :Chapter 102 The Beginning of the End For President Affliction

The President of the United States Affliction was not savouring his evening meal. His discomfort was not mitigated in the least by the mutterings of his wife Fat. Affliction was not in a particularly good mood after discovering the existence of some gossip pertaining to her ultra secret facelift. While Fat was bellowing out “JustContinue reading ““Mutantism on the March” :Chapter 102 The Beginning of the End For President Affliction”

“Mutantism on the March” : Chapter 101 The Laflirte Kidnapping: Different Strokes for Different Folks

When René Hecklevesque heard about the kidnapping of Quebec Minister Laflirte he collapsed and had to be helped to a chair. Some idiotic Orangemen had thrown a wrench into the fine machinery of his plot, as after the Laflirte kidnapping the population of Quebec welcomed its occupation by the conquering Canadian army. If the armyContinue reading ““Mutantism on the March” : Chapter 101 The Laflirte Kidnapping: Different Strokes for Different Folks”

“Mutantism on the March” :Chapter 100: The Canadian Army Rolls into Quebec: The Son’s of Westmount Strike!

Immediately after the War Pretension Act was passed the Canadian army rolled into Quebec in a show of overwhelming force. Other units were placed on alert throughout the country. Canada in peril! The pimply faced beer swilling youngsters from The Atlantic provinces were proud to be patrolling the streets of Montreal and Quebec City beatingContinue reading ““Mutantism on the March” :Chapter 100: The Canadian Army Rolls into Quebec: The Son’s of Westmount Strike!”

“Mutantism on the March” :Chapter 99 Quebec Occupied by English Canada (Again)

René Hecklevesque (aka Jiber) launched a whirlwind speaking tour of Quebec criticizing everyone but himself and the MSQ. How convenient the communiques of the FLQ demanded immediate elections in Quebec. In the turmoiled times the MSQ was becoming a hot political commodity. Public opinion polls gave it the edge over the Poorassa Liberal government. GetContinue reading ““Mutantism on the March” :Chapter 99 Quebec Occupied by English Canada (Again)”