Zelensky White House Debacle: Marjorie Taylor Greene Injured in Fracas with Elon Musk: Washington:28February2025: Spoof New Services

Spoof reporters on site at the White House awaiting a post Zelensky-Trump meeting photo-op witnessed a horrific accident.

Elon Musk and Marjorie Taylor Greene, “woman about Washington” stationed outside the door of the White House Fireplace Room were exchanging insults during the Zelensky-Trump meeting. Greene calling Musk a useless drain on the backs of the United States taxpayers. Musk retorted, “I am not on the payroll you nitwit. You are and you have a nothing useless job.” Greene responded Musk was of fraudulent and corrupt disposition and why does he wear that stupid hat as we all know you are bald. Musk repaid the insult saying unflattering remarks about her bleached blonde wig.

Then on the screen outside the fireplace room both Musk and Greene watched Vice President J.D. Vance and President Trump humiliate themselves in Zelensky’s presence which enraged both Musk and Greene and they shouted, “Hang the bastard like we should have done with Pence”. Musk revved up his chainsaw and a scuffle ensued as they both rushed the door to “teach the ungrateful Uke a lesson”. Unfortunately, Greene suffered deep gashes to her left arm which was left dangling from her body by a thin strip of gristle.

Elon Musk’s favourite way of communication

As New Republican Guards were expelling Zelensky he slipped on a pool of blood and lay twitching on the ground. Both President Trump and Vice President Vance stepped over his body on their way to report to “a really great guy…great guy” Vladimir Putin on the success of their exercise in humiliation.

Wayne Gretzky Statue Vandalized in Edmonton: Spoof News Services: Edmonton, Alberta: 28February2025

In the early morning hours a statue of hockey great Wayne Gretzky was vandalized in the West Edmonton Mall. Philly cheesesteak was smeared all over The Great One. Placards were left behind stating “Ungreat the Great One”, “Stay in Los Angeles with your movie star friends” and “Go Play Golf With Your Orange Toad Friend”.

Mr. Gretzky played for the National Hockey League’s Edmonton Heavy Crude Oilers for many years before being traded by owner Zeke Chickenpoxington for new equipment for his meat packing plant.

Mr. Gretzky, a resident of Los Angeles, has been under severe criticism in Canada of late for his thumbs up to a national American hockey team in Boston lately, a match where American fans mocked Canadian spectators by saying “The 51st state”. Enraged Canadians remarked how The Great One has been seen cuddling up with President Trump at Republican fundraisers and eating Kentucky Fried Chicken at President Trump’s “Mired in Laggard” golf course.

A tearful Mr. Gretzky addressed reporters in Los Angeles at a lunch with Tommy Moneybags a chief fundraiser for “Canada The 51st” movement. Gretzky choked up said, “Don’t blame me for leaving Canada. Edmonton is too cold for a human being. All they do there is drink, curl in the winter and drink and in summer play golf until the sun sets and drink. I am withdrawing my application for governorship of Canada.”

Mr. Gretzky offered to send a cleaning team to polish up his statue. Edmontonians plan demonstrations in the upcoming days to rename the Wayne Gretzky Freeway into “Don Cherry Way”.

Canadian Grandmother Self Immolates in Ottawa Outside of British Embassy: Last Words Were “Bonnie Chicken Charles”: Spoof News Services: Ottawa:28February2025

Canadian grandmother, 89-year-old Prunella Cottswald, self immolated this morning outside the British Embassy in Ottawa, Ontario. The last words uttered by the frail Cottswald were reportedly, “Bonnie Chicken Charles” referring to the refusal of King Charles to defend Canada against the annexation threats to it posed by President of the United States to make Canada the 51st state and appoint “the leader of the Igloo People” Prime Minister Justin Trudeau its governor. For kindling to get the fire roaring Cottswald used several editions of Hello magazine then set herself alight with 100% refined Canadian petrol.

Cottswald was the grandmother of Amy Pickenbobber the brave first grader from Guelph, Ontario kidnapped by MAGA patrols in Dunedin, Florida and transported to Guantanamo Bay subsequently to be released in a hostage exchange.

Harvey Pickenbobber, father of Amy, told Spoof reporters his mother, the late Prunella Cottswald, had visited the Pickenbobber home in Guelph, Ontario the evening prior and had exploded in a fury upon hearing her granddaughter Amy Pickenbobber, was forced to eat apple pie every day at Guantanamo Bay. Her rage intensified upon seeing live on television Prime Minister Keir Starmer gleefully hand over a personal invitation from King Charles to visit Great Britain to President Trump.”  Mr. Pickenbobber refused to say what transpired after that other than a series of foul insults to “Bonnie Chicken Charles” and “spineless traitor to the British Commonwealth”. She then threw her Shandy over the telly and said that royal worm is worse than brownnosing Gretzky. She emphasized the late Queen Elizabeth would have been ashamed of “that chickenshit Charles”.

Amy Pickenbobber was not available for comment but Spoof heard sobbing in her bedroom lamenting the murder of Nanny Cottswald by traitor Charles.

Harvey Pickenbobber announced plans to launch a line of “Chicken Charles” merchandise and plan a nationwide boycott of King Charles’ favourite programme on the telly, Coronation Street.

RKS 2025 Film: “CIRCUSBOY” (Zircusboy): A Longstanding German Tradition

“CIRCUSBOY”, a German documentary, focuses on the Arena Circus owned by the Frank family in the circus business for some 200 years.

“CIRCUSBOY” recently had its world premiere at The Berlin International Film Festival.

The Arena Circus represents a long-standing German travelling circus tradition. It is a circus one will not see in North America perhaps because of the reputation of a traditional circus for animal mistreatment.

At Arena Circus there are acrobats, jugglers, aerialists, clowns, a ringmaster and horses, camels and llamas subject to regular veterinarian inspections to ensure proper treatment. I see no evidence of the atrocious treatment of animals I saw in 1970’s Communist Eastern Europe by travelling East German circuses.

Santino is a rambunctious and energetic eleven-year-old boy learning the circus trade from his circus community and 80-year-old great grandfather Ehe Frank one of Europe’s great ringmasters. Beyond learning the trade, he learns about life and the experiences of Ehe laced with morals and observations how circus people have been treated today and yesterday including the Nazi persecution of “travelling people” which included circus people, Roma and Sintis.

Santino and Ehe his great grandfather

In addition to the harsh treatment of circus people there are legends Ehe relates to Santino including the famous elephant bull Sahib.

Santino is shifted from school to school a result of the continually changing locations of Arena Circus but he takes it in stride telling his classmates about his life in the circus and his insistence he is in it for life and his progeny as well!

While Santino’s academic path is choppy the sense of community within his family and his circus family is unwavering and supportive.

Well timed and simplistic animation by Magda Kreps and Lea Majeran might appeal to young children watching “CIRCUSBOY” and its soundtrack has a definite circus vibe with tuba, clarinet and accordion.

While North America revels in the pseudo “circus” of Cirque du Soleil it can be said the documentary is about real circus that clings to life. Arena Circus is circus. Cirque du Soleil is entertainment.

Directed by Julia Lemke and Anna Koch. You can watch the trailer here https://vimeo.com/1054141443/3c1858d566

RKS 2025 Film Rating 76/100.

The Return of the Penniless Pensioner: Chapter Fourteen: Destroying and Rebuilding the State Apparatus: Reshaping the Military

The squashing of the Sixtember coup d’etat highlighted the importance of having the military apparatus under control of President Oran Crapaud. If only Vice President Mick Suspense had been hung by the insurgents matters might have turned out differently. Commander in Chief simply isn’t enough as a military with conscience won’t execute orders contrary to the foundations of a democratic state.

The military did not intervene to promote or hinder Sixtember so for promoting the dictatorship of Crapaud additional “compliance work” on it would be required.

One strategy is to “depopulate” threats in the military hierarchy and at this point in the game “termination with extreme prejudice” might be interpreted by the MAGA masses as excessive. Hence “plausible justifications” are required to depopulate. MAGA types are easily taken in by shams.

A fine orchestrated Crapaud example would be the utilization of anti diversity and inclusion dogma utilized against General Matt Mavrakia of the United States Army a rare black general and a critic of Crapaud. Use the anti diversity and inclusion dogma to conclude his high ranking was only accorded to him based on race and otherwise he was simply not qualified.

The National Guard can also be an ally for Crapaud as he has the power to deploy as do the governors in any state the National Guard is active. Should Crapaud wish to eliminate the political apparatus of Blue States the National Guard can be deployed by Crapaud to do the job as well as Red State governors who can deploy the National Guard ex-state i.e. out of their own state to subdue Blue States.

A second line of attack so popular with Presidential Special Advisor Moron Tusk is to remove enemies under the moniker of fraud and corruption and replace them with MAGA loyalists at the highest ranks. Manufactured fraud and corruption can be easily applied to the United States military as it has been to a vast array of federal agencies.

And when and if the myths of Make America Great Again and The Golden Age are ceaselessly driven into the masses’ heads then remove enemies as threats to these two myths. Even better declare your enemies as traitors to the nation and have them executed or sent to plantation-gulags in New Jersey to farm tomatoes.

The creation of a New Republican Guard out the ashes of the Secret Service is essential as to both the offense and defence of President Crapaud. Having made innumerable enemies in the FBI and CIA through mass terminations he has imperilled his life and requires high level protection which the New Republican Guard can offer. As the New Republican Guard are extreme MAGA fanatics they obey the orders of Crapaud without question particularly effective to control and intimidate non MAGA legislators.

No dictator can rise to power without the use of the military to crush opposition and maintain power.

Large Order of German Style Military Caps Sent to Baltimore Post Office Box: Spoof News Services: Baltimore: 27February2025

Spoof has learnt 3,000 German military style hats were delivered to a post office box in Baltimore, Maryland yesterday.

The hats were manufactured by Furor GMBH in Wittenbald, Germany.

The deliveree on the shipping manifest is shown as “New Republican Security Services”.

Spoof was advised by unnamed but reliable sources the hats may be for the New Republican Guard the successor to the United States Secret Service phased out due to corruption and fraud.

Furor GMBH refused to respond to Spoof inquiries. American politicians and bureaucrats in the know were unavailable as all were attending a cabinet meeting at the White House apparently laughing heartily at the fraudulent and corrupt reports of a measles outbreak in West Texas or possibly the bizarre twitching and contortions of a black hatted special advisor to President Donald Trump.

RKS 2025 Canadian Documentary Film: “Goddess of Slide: The Forgotten Story of Ellen McIlwaine”

Canadian writer and director Alfonso Maiorana has crafted a notable documentary on the career of Ellen McIlwaine a brilliant vocalist and guitar player through archival footage, photographs, recreations, interviews and extensive commentary from producers and musicians.

She is not unknown to me as I listened to her music in the 1970’s and early 1980’s when living in Montreal and found her residency there playing with Harmonium and The Ville Emard Blues Band and being recorded by Bill Gagnon a flash in my past.  I may have even unknowingly encountered her at Doudou Boicel’s Rising Sun jazz and blues club where I reviewed performances by some of the great jazz and blues musicians.

As for her style there is a heavy blues influence but add to that Honky Tonk, reggae, ska, scat, gospel and even psychedelic. At moments her slide guitar is reminiscent of the occasional fury of Ravi Shankar’s sitar playing. American by birth but part of her soul was Japanese and Canadian. She died of cancer in Calgary, Alberta in 2021, five months after the filming of the documentary began.

Adopted by American missionary parents she grew up in Kobe, Japan attending a Canadian “international school” of 200 students from 28 nationalities. Instruction was in English but extensive French was taught. She sang in a church choir but loved and was influenced by Ray Charles who was king (but not emperor) in Japan. She left Kobe after graduating from high school and returned to the United States attending two colleges before heading to New York, with only one year of guitar playing experience, to perform in bars and small clubs.

Gradually recognition ensued and she was playing with then unknown Jimi Hendrix gaining some degree of fame in the 1970’s for both her voice and legendary slide guitar abilities. She wrote many of her own songs and collaborated on the writing of others. She was adept at giving her own style to the songs of others. I suggest to further understand her slide guitar excellence listen to her rendition of Stevie Wonder’s “Higher Ground” and for her vocals Steve Winwood’s “Can’t Find My Way Home”.

Praised by her peers and graced by mounting success nonetheless she was a woman in the 1970’s rock world and her creativity, integrity and social consciousness prevented her manipulation by record companies looking for a malleable pop star.

A move to Montreal in the early 80’s gave her breathing room but without a major record label and savvy management international releases were not to be had. She turned to alcohol and realizing her destructive trajectory attended AA to clean her act up. Refreshed and rejuvenated she did play smaller venues in Canada and simply faded away ending up as a school bus driver in Calgary, Alberta. At that sudden point you may have a WTF moment. Playing large venues and collaborating with renowned musicians then poof it’s all gone? As one musician noted this was so sad and unfair. I would take it farther and say what a tragedy.

If you love rockumentaries you will be well rewarded from a sensory and intellectual standpoint.

If in Toronto on 9March2025 you can watch the documentary at Hot Docs Ted Rogers Cinema. Limited U.S.A. screenings in April and May.

You can watch the trailer here https://goddessofslide.com/trailer/

RKS 2025 Canadian Documentary Rating 90/100.

RKS 2025 CANADIAN Wine: Thirty Bench 2020 Winemaker’s Red Blend

A blend of Cabernet Sauvignon, Cabernet Franc and Merlot.

Aroma: Dense notes of blueberry, blackberry, cassis and a bit of milk chocolate.

Palate: Full bodied jammed with black fruit. Tannic. Its acidity is not shy to reveal itself but the death knell of “vibrant acidity” for red wine is not ringing but its noticeability demands food with its consumption. Not one of those sipping wines. Short finish.

Personality: Hey man I am a cool dude and despite the mention above my acids are noticeable I assure you I have never dropped any acid!

Food Match: Cabbage Parm. See the recipe in the New York Times. The caramelized cabbage, tomato sauce and cheese remove the funk from the cruciferous cabbage.

Cellarbility: Given the slight acidity I would consume in 2025.

Price: $22 CDN.

RKS 2025 CANADIAN Wine Rating: 88/100. Wine Align Community Score 89.

(Thirty Bench Winemaker’s 2020 Red Blend, VQA Niagara Peninsula, Thirty Bench Winemakers, Beamsville, Ontario, 750 mL, 13.4%).

RKS 2025 CANADIAN Wine: Henry of Pelham 2020 School House Cabernet Merlot

A blend of Cabernet Sauvignon, Cabernet Franc and Merlot.

Aroma: Penetrating blackberry, black cherry and blueberry in equal mixture ensconced in a gentle oak overlay.

Palate: Broad based moderate tannins. A fine example of a highly disciplined wine and by that, I mean the fruit is there but your keen senses and more time in the bottle will work it out. Quite traditional Bordeaux. Discernable fruit would be blackberry with a side of cassis.

Personality: I am a confident wine of high-quality and breeding. I didn’t spend all that time in finishing school to be discrete and hanging out all over the place. I have the credentials, but not the necessity to be consumed at a high-end Niagara winery dining room.

Food Match:  A well- crafted pot roast as mundane as that may sound.

Cellarbility: Consume by 2027-year end. If drinking in 2025 decant an hour prior to serving.

Price: $28 CDN.

RKS 2025 CANADIAN Wine Rating: 93/100. Vic Harradine 93.

(Henry of Pelham Family Estate 2020 School House Cabernet Merlot, VQA Short Hills Bench, Henry of Pelham Family Estate Winery, St. Catharines, Ontario, 750 mL, 13.5%).

GEMFest 2025: RKS 2025 CANADIAN Film: “Lumen”: Murderous Intent and the $35 Lamp

A study in cinematographic depression courtesy of Yannick Nolan! It’s raining cats and dogs and the radio warns more is coming. Claude (Carmen Sylvestre), a 70-year-old trans sits in a gloomy apartment on a computer chasing down a lamp offered by Anne on Facebook marketplace. Claude jumps to a conclusion a deal has ben reached and heads off to a shower and primping up for his trip to pick up the lamp but returning to his computer has been told it has been sold to his moral outrage under the impression the transaction had been completed.

A horrific “accident” is threatened and suddenly Anne will deliver the lamp. As she arrives at the door with a companion yet another murder is highly possible and it won’t be pleasant being beaten to death by a baseball bat. But there’s nothing like a pot of tea and freshly baked orange cookies to digest what has just happened and it all ends up in the basement with all of Claude’s other mementos! How potentially grisly

Directed by Stéphanie Bélanger.

Screens 6March2025 at 15:00 hrs at VIFF.

GEMFest 2025 celebrates 20 years of celebrating women in film and gender diverse filmmakers.

Robert K. Stephen 2025 CANADIAN Film Rating 88/100.