RKS French Literature: Esmerelda the Gypsy (Victor Hugo)

She was not tall, but the elasticity of her slender shape made her appear so. She was a brunette, but it was obvious that in the daylight her complexion would have that golden gleam seen upon the women of Spain and of Rome. Her tiny foot, as well was Andalusian, for it was at once tight and at ease in its light and graceful sandal. She was dancing, turning, whirling upon an antique Persian carpet spread negligently under her feet; and each time as she turned and her radiant countenance passed before you, her large black eyes seemed to flash upon you.

Victor Hugo, “The Hunchback of Notre Dame”

RKS French Literature: Quasimodo the Bell Ringer, the One Eyed, the Bandy Legged, the Hunchback of Notre-Dame (Victor Hugo)

Or rather, his whole person was a grimace. His large head, bristling with red hair-between his shoulders an enormous hump, to which he had a corresponding projection in front- a framework of thighs and legs, so strangely gone astray that they touched only at the knees, and when viewed in front, looked like two sickles joined together by the handles- sprawling feet-monstrous hands- and yet with all that deformity, a certain awe-inspiring vigour, agility and courage- strange exception to the everlasting rule which prescribes that strength, like beauty, shall result from harmony.

Victor Hugo, “The Hunchback of Notre Dame”

“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: OPERATION EPIC TURKEY: EXPOSED ON TELEVISION PROGRAMME “MALAYSIA TONIGHT”: THE ROLE OF SINGAPORE AND MALAYSIA

OPERATION EPIC TURKEY: EXPOSED ON TELEVISION PROGRAMME “MALAYSIA TONIGHT”: THE ROLE OF SINGAPORE AND MALAYSIA

When I was with Prime Minister Wong of Singapore watching the Malaysia Tonight exposé there was a sense of outrage on his part but please explain to me how a joint investigative team of Malaysians and Singaporeans permitted the two Budweiser ketchup loving gentlemen to leave the train in the midst of murder investigations on the Eastern & Oriental Express and be whisked to the American Embassy? Then shortly after KABOOM!

Yankee Orville Grump pressure! But what was the selling point of the DEAL?

Whatever it was for the DEAL Prime Minister Wong of Singapore was PISSED!

Obviously FUCKED OVER by an Orville Grump DEAL!

Grump as an “entrepreneur” had fucked over suppliers for years so why not fuck over countries? An Atlantic City fraud extended but a bit to include nations.

“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: OPERATION EPIC TURKEY: EXPOSED ON TELEVISION PROGRAMME “MALAYSIA TONIGHT”: THE ROLE OF NORTH KOREA

OPERATION EPIC TURKEY: EXPOSED ON TELEVISION PROGRAMME “MALAYSIA TONIGHT”: THE ROLE OF NORTH KOREA

North Korea was to manufacture the fentanyl which was then to be shipped to Singapore then on to Vancouver and Quebec City both busy Canadian ports. From there a shipment to the United States through Vermont and Washington State which according to the Epic Turkey master plan would be seized by American Drug Enforcement Agency agents hence justifying President Orville Grump’s assertion Canada was failing to monitor its borders enabling fentanyl to gush in and “murder” countless Americans justifying the “liberation” of Canada by American forces and leading to the annexation of Canada as the 51st state of the United States.

In return North Korea would field a team in the American National Basketball Association, the Jong Jumpers with a team of cheerleaders to be known as the Supreme Leaderettes.

And yes the packaging on the fentanyl would somehow link it to manufacture in China. China discredited and justifying massive tariff imposition by executive order of Orville Grump. China would be singing the Kung Fu Blues according to Grump.

Additionally, a Grump International Golf Resort will be constructed at The Wonsan-Kalma Coastal Tourist Area in North Korea and be open for not only Russian tourist groups but qualified members of the Proud Boys and “Veterans of the Sixth of January” and eventually to passengers of a soon to be formed Grump Cruise Lines.

“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: OPERATION EPIC TURKEY: EXPOSED ON TELEVISION PROGRAMME “MALAYSIA TONIGHT”: THE ROLE OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN

OPERATION EPIC TURKEY: EXPOSED ON TELEVISION PROGRAMME “MALAYSIA TONIGHT”: THE ROLE OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN

I certainly will not claim a starring role in Epic Turkey but it was more than a bit part.

Madame Fong and Bobby Fong Jr. had a list of criminal charges longer than Repunzal’s hair. The majority were in the United States but there were many others throughout Southeast Asia including Singapore, Thailand and Cambodia.

A key element of Epic Turkey was the smuggling of the North Korean manufactured fentanyl, falsely labelled as a product of China, to the Canadian ports of Vancouver and Quebec City.

Think what you may of the late Sir Reginald Nicomshire as a pornographic postcard salesman, liquor smuggler and brothel operator but in Singapore he was the pinnacle of respectability with his shipping lines possessing an international reputation of scrupulous integrity so it was to be a chore to persuade him to use a few of his ships to transport “undisclosed cargo”.

Madame Fong and her son Bobby Fong Jr. were offered a “deal”, and we all know President Orville Grump of the United States thrived on one-sided deals (or was it extortion?), if Sir Reggie would transport the “undisclosed material” on his ships to the Canadian ports. Simple; persuade Sir Reggie to transport and the United States Department of Justice (DOJ) would drop all United States criminal charges and “persuade” all other countries to follow.

We know Madame Fong and Sir Reggie were not on good terms, so she had her job cut out for her. Madame Fong had no idea of what the “undisclosed material” was but Sir Reggie refused to transport any cargo he could not identify.

Madame Fong had entered me into the Singapore Westie of the Year contest and Bobby Fong Jr. had fixed it so I won (which I am sure I would have won anyways) to chum up with Sir Reggie as the organizer of the contest and a rabid terrier lover.

The birthday celebration aboard the Eastern & Oriental Express for Sir Reggie failed to achieve the objective of persuading him to transport the “undisclosed material”. So best for Epic Fury to eliminate the Fong’s and Nicomshire to maintain the clean hands of the United States so hence the murder of Sir Reggie and the “terrible explosive incident” on board the train killing 144 innocents.

This is the reason the two Budweiser swilling ketchup loving pair on the train were whisked out of the train at Woodlands Station in Singapore by the United States embassy prior to the deadly train bombing. The beautiful Malaysian Amira, girlfriend of Bobby Fong Jr., had a strong passion for protecting and advancing the rights of Malays in Singapore but not to the extent of bombing the Eastern & Oriental Express murdering countless innocent people. She was a convenient excuse for the bombing planned and executed by the two Budweiser swilling and ketchup loving Epic Turkey operatives on the train. The bombing was ordered by President Orville Grump.

RKS French Literature: Entertainment for the Masses in 1482 Paris (Victor Hugo)

‘Messieurs, the citizens and squires of Paris-by the Holy Rood! I know not what we are doing here. I do indeed see, down in that corner upon that stage, some people who look as if they wanted to fight. I know not whether that be what ye call a mystery; but I do know that tis’ not amusing. They belabour one another with their tongues, but nothing more. For this quarter of an hour I’ve been waiting the first blow-but nothing comes- they’re cowards and maul one another but with foul words. You should have had boxers from London or Rotterdam. Aye! Then indeed we should have had hard knocks, which ye might have heard even upon the square-but those creatures there are pitiful.’

Victor Hugo, “The Hunchback of Notre Dame”

“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: OPERATION EPIC TURKEY: EXPOSED ON TELEVISION PROGRAMME “MALAYSIA TONIGHT”

OPERATION EPIC TURKEY: EXPOSED ON TELEVISION PROGRAMME “MALAYSIA TONIGHT”

Prime Minister Wong and I arrived at his compound around 18:00 hours and, as advised by his aids, watched “Malaysia Tonight” on the Radio Televisyen Malaysia network (RTM).

An RTM investigative team exposed the American intelligence operation code named “Epic Turkey” having the goal of the annexation of Canada as the 51st state.

In short the plot was to ship large amounts of fentanyl manufactured in North Korea to ports in Vancouver, British Columbia and Quebec City, Quebec. From those two ports CIA teams would “smuggle” the fentanyl into the states of Vermont and Washington where through the “unwavering vigilance” of American border forces the fentanyl would be seized giving absolute credence to Grump’s assertion fentanyl was pouring into the United States from Canada murdering millions of Americans, a fabrication of course! The fentanyl would be packaged in such a way that it was “crystal clear” the drug was manufactured in the People’s Republic of China.

The North Korean manufactured fentanyl would be shipped to these Canadian ports on tonnage owned by Sir Reginald Nicomshire. The drugs would be concealed in tubes attached to the hulls of the ships in non detectable pontoons.

Canada would be annexed through an armed invasion or rather “liberated and rewarded” by the United States. A governor of the state of Canada would be appointed by executive order of Grump. Canadian dissenters would be subject to “re-education” in camps managed by ICE and the hard core reclatricant exported to Albania for “further intensive re-education”.

The United States would have unfettered access to Canadian water, minerals and hydro electricity.

China would be slammed with punitive tariffs.

“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: THE TREACHERY OF THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES: NANCY SINATRA’S BOOTS ARE GONNA WALK RIGHT OVER SOMEONE!

THE TREACHERY OF THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES: NANCY SINATRA’S BOOTS ARE GONNA WALK RIGHT OVER SOMEONE!

After the celebration of life ceremony for Sir Reginald Nicomshire, Prime Minister Wong and I were on route to his compound when he received a call. I do not speak Mandarin but it was not necessary to understand he was displeased and severely shocked. There were some naughty English phrases, but it is best not to repeat them as they are akin to what one might hear in the locker room of a team that has just lost the deciding match in a professional hockey championship game.

The Prime Minister had just been advised of news that would shake international politics right down to Nancy Sinatra boots which were going to walk right over President Orville Grump of the United States of America and I had what might call a pivotal role in it.

The news would lead to violence, murder and suicides on one side and jubilation and vindication on the other.

“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: SIR REGINALD NICOMSHIRE’S FUNERAL: FROM PORNOGRAPHIC POSTCARD SALESMAN TO THE SECOND LARGEST SHIPOWNER IN THE WORLD

SIR REGINALD NICOMSHIRE’S FUNERAL: FROM PORNOGRAPHIC POSTCARD SALESMAN TO THE SECOND LARGEST SHIPOWNER IN THE WORLD

I have previously related to you Sir Reginald Nicomshire’s humble and perhaps tarnished past.

Reginald, or Reggie as the lower elements of Liverpool referred to him as quit school at 11 years of age to sell pornographic postcards. Well not really. He sold them as pornographic postcards, but when the seal was broken by the buyer the pornographic images were those of the Liverpool post office. The buyers were too embarrassed to request a refund.

With his postcard profits he smuggled scotch from the Scottish Highlands on barges and trucks to be distributed in Northern England. And then with the profits he purchased a dilapidated cruise ship that cruised the waterways of England where the business was sex cruises. He was a regular seaman transporting semen!

He then opened “recreation camps” in Communist Romania which were brothels for high-ranking party members. And with those profits he purchased a few rusty tankers to ply the Black Sea with whatever contraband fetched the highest price.

His wealth augmented to the point he married his wife Prunella, daughter of X a key member of Singapore’s ruling elite; using her family’s wealth he built a fleet of cargo ships transporting perfectly legal cargo except on occasion opium laden gum for the “criminal elements” of Singapore. That’s where Madame Fong became handy.

In short he constructed respectability in Singapore. A strategic supporter and funder of the PAP structure and Singaporean philanthropy and the arts. A citizen above suspicion. Had he reformed? Even a screever can move beyond hogs!

He bequeathed to me in trust two of his shipping lines Hesso Steamships and Kouradaki Express worth at least a half a billion USD in a canine trust. One problem though as it was bequeathed in the name he knew me as, Cuddlecakes, so under Singaporean testamentary law the bequeath was invalid and it would devolve upon Keith, his “illegitimate son” with Madame Fong. Fine with me. Bob and Fay are fabulously wealthy so what the heck.

A horse drawn carriage bearing Sir Reggie’s symbolic remains with a a Singaporean police band tramped through the streets. A sort of state funeral if you wish.

It was a lovely “Celebration of Life” of which no mention as made of Sir Reggie’s nebulous past. Snacks and cocktails were served and the ceremony concluded with a huge cake designed as a supertanker underneath a lovely oil painting of Sir Reggie as a young man holding a Cairn Terrier!

“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: READY ACTION SHOOT IN SINGAPORE? NICOLE KIDMAN CALLS!

READY ACTION SHOOT IN SINGAPORE? NICOLE KIDMAN CALLS!

As Prime Minister Wong and I were completing our ablutions to attend the state funeral of Sir Reginald Nicomshire he received a call from the famous Aussie-American actress on a confidential basis. Kidman floated the idea of filming a new project about me most of it in Singapore!

“From Hostage to Hero” is a name I heard bandied about. Would the Singapore Film Development Corporation fund and facilitate the film?

Dylan the Westie and Reggie the Egyptian Rescue Dog had worked with Kidman, Russel Crowe and a few other actors in the film “A Dog Saved My Life”. Dylan and Reggie were heroes in Australia after defending Kidman from a saltwater crocodile attack in Darwin the site of the film shoot.

Reggie and Dylan both twenty-pound dogs defending Nicole against a nasty monster that could crunch them in a half bite! West Highland Terriers and Egyptian rescue dogs the heart of lions!

Bob had told me he and Fay (as the master and mistress of Dylan) were on good terms with Kidman and that she had visited them occasionally in Toronto. Bob said she was a dog lover and a real class act (and Cruise was a couch jumping Top Bum!)

Although Kidman said she would be contacting Bob upon his arrival in Singapore, Prime Minster Wong offered financial and logistic support for any Singaporean shoots.

I am not even out of puppyhood and a feature film all about my abduction and liberation. Am I growing up too fast?