RKS French Literature: The Underground Hell of a French Coal Mine (Émile Zola)

“Stretched out on their sides, they were now tapping away harder than ever in their single-minded determination to fill a decent number of tubs. They became oblivious to all else as they gave themselves up to this furious pursuit of a reward so dearly won. They ceased to notice the water streaming down and causing their limbs to swell, or the cramps brought about by being stuck in awkward positions, or the suffocating darkness that was making them go pale like vegetables in a cellar. As the day wore on, the atmosphere became even more poisonous and the air grew hotter and hotter with the fumes from their lamps, and the foulness of their breath, and the asphyxiating firedamp, which clung to their eyes like cobwebs and would only clear up only when the mine was ventilated during the night.”

Émile Zola, “Germinal”, 1885.

“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: AN EASY SOLUTION FOR WORLD PEACE!

AN EASY SOLUTION FOR WORLD PEACE!

As I watch the television news there is hatred in so many countries for so many reasons perhaps politics being the main culprit. Look at the polarization in the United States where it is Democrats on one side of the fence and Republicans on the other. No trust. No true concern for governing a country just accusing each other of malfeasance.

And this great divide is not restricted to any particular country as it rages between countries. Thailand battling Cambodia and so forth.

To paraphrase astronaut Neil Armstrong when he walked on the moon (assuming it wasn’t a fabricated event) one small step for man one giant leap for mankind. As Bob takes me for neighbourhood walks it seems there is more talking than walking. Bob talking to the neighbours about more than just canine thrills and chills. They don’t always agree on everything but then again, they aren’t cursing at each other or bashing heads!

You can hold salvation in liberalism, conservatism, socialism, communism, religion anarchism or the Kardashians but what about if all families had a dog compelling them to walk the streets and parks of their communities. Wouldn’t that chill the nasty edge of potential animosity unless of course the enormous amounts of dog poop were not bagged by dog owners!

RKS French Literature: An Abused Childhood (Émile Zola)

“For a moment he was lost in contemplation of the dark reaches of the mine; and as he sat there, deep beneath the crushing weight of the earth, his mind went back to his childhood, to his mother, when she was still pretty and game for the struggle, to how she’d been abandoned by his father who’d then come back to her after she’d married someone else, and how she’d divided herself between these two men who had both exploited her, and how she’d ended up rolling in the gutter with them, in all the wine and filth. His childhood…he could see the street now, and memories came flooding back; the dirty washing in the middle of the shop, the drinking sessions that made the whole house reek, the slaps across the face that could have broken a person’s jaw.”

Émile Zola, “Germinal”, 1885.

“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: SINGAPORE COMMERCIAL IMAGES LLC AND BOBBY FONG JR. ENTERPRISES PLC ANNOUNCE COMMERCIAL IMAGING DEAL

Singapore Times Business Bulletin

Bobby Fong Jr. Enterprises PLC (“BFE”) announced today the conclusion of a $32,000,000 SGD flat fee and revenue sharing transaction with Singapore Commercial Images LLC (“SCI”).

Pursuant to the terms of the transaction the Cuddlecake Brand shall be licensed by BFE to SCI for utilization in Singapore, Malaysia, Indonesia, Vietnam and Cambodia for a five-year period. In addition to the one time 32,000,000 SGD flat fee all net revenue from all goods and services bearing the Cuddlecake name and imagery sold or distributed in these countries shall be divided equally between SCI and BFE.

All revenue earned by BFE from this transaction shall be donated by BFE to West Highland Terrier rescue societies throughout the world as selected by the Chief Executive Officer of BFE, Bobby Fong Jr.

Cuddlecakes, a one-year-old Singaporean West Highland Terrier owned by Bobby Fong Jr. was the winner of the inaugural Singapore Westie of the Year contest held weeks ago in Singapore.

Bobby Fong Jr. expressed his enthusiasm for the transaction: “We are excited to have concluded this transaction with SCI to promote the dynamic market opportunities presented by the Cuddlecakes’ brand. As a result of the Singapore Westie of the Year contest Cuddlecakes has developed an enormous following in Southeast Asia which is rife for exploitation. All net revenue deriving to BFE shall be donated to West Highland Terrier rescue societies throughout the world.”

Cuddlecakes is currently onboard the Eastern & Oriental Express somewhere in the Malaysian jungle.

To celebrate the transaction some 5,000 Cuddlecake stuffed animals were distributed free of charge to fans at last night’s Southeast Asia Baseball Consortium’s baseball game held in Jakarta between the Jakarta Rice Eaters and the Singapore Chickenlittles sparking a standing ovation when the image of Cuddlecakes was displayed on the stadium’s jumbotron.

“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: THE ABDUCTION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: ALL ABOARD THE EASTERN & ORIENTAL EXPRESS!

The Singapore Times Exclusive: THE ABDUCTION OF RORY DYLAN STEPHEN: ALL ABOARD THE EASTERN & ORIENTAL EXPRESS!

Bags all packed and taken to the luggage desk of our hotel Singapore Shangri-La we head down for a light breakfast and for me a small bowl of jasmine tea. Bobby Jr. mutters, “Eat light. Nothing but the best on the Eastern & Oriental Express (E&OE)!”

We grab a limo to the Woodlands Train Station in Singapore and are processed out of Singapore and into Malaysia. Easy for me with Bobby Jr. presenting forged rabies certificates bearing my alias, Cuddlecakes. Bobby Jr. seems endlessly having thumbprints taken, eyes scanned and passport presented.

Finally on the platform we are guided to our coach and our State Cabin. Our private butler Keith queries if he may unpack our luggage and hang up clothes. Our State Cabin is the second largest category of cabins. It is tiny by hotel room standards. But it’s lush and ornate. Beautiful cherrywood panelling, Thai silks and Malaysian embroidery. A large sofa faces two large windows giving us a panoramic view. A large armchair is by the sofa and there is a small table ledge under the window. Each night our butler converts the furniture into two beds. A bottle of Veuve Clicquot in an ice bucket is on the table as well as a pitcher of fresh Durian juice and a bottle of vodka with plenty of ice cubes in a silver bucket. Two silverplated dog bowls are on the floor near the window and two bottles of Evian water are on a side table. Our butler fills my water bowl with Evian.

Madame Fong and Sir Reginald Nicomshire have Presidential Cabins.  

Our butler unpacks and hangs clothes and Bobby Jr. walks me down to the end of the train to an observation car which includes a bar. The hallways are very narrow and once the train is moving you sort of bounce from wall to wall. One wall has the entrances to all the berths.

We arrive at the observation car and the train starts to roll on. Bobby Jr. sits on the bench on the outside part of the observation car and enjoys a glass of Veuve Clicquot in a crystal flute to accompany his view. I hop up on the bench by Bobby Jr. and enjoy the warm breeze watching the Malaysian countryside drift by. Big time jungle out there. I do note an armed security guard is discretely sitting in a corner of the observation car.

I look forward to afternoon tea to be served either in your cabin, the dining car or in the observation car. We are having ours in our cabin. Bobby Jr. will informing me of my mission!

RKS Japanese Literature: The Steam Train Representative of Twentieth-Century Civilization (Natsume Sōseki)

“We are being dragged deeper into the real world, which I define as the world that contains trains. Nothing can be more quintessentially representative of twentieth-century civilization than the steam train. It roars along, packed tight with hundreds of people in one box, merciless in its progress, and all those hundreds crammed in there must travel at the same speed, stop at the same places, and submit to a baptismal submersion in the same swirling steam. Some say that people ride in a train, but I would say they are thrust into it; some speak of “going” by train but it seems to me they are transported by it.

Whenever I see one of those fierce trains hurtling along, treating all on board indiscriminately as so much freight, and mentally balance the individuals crammed in there against the train’s utter disregard for their individuality-I can only say, Watch out, this could be nasty if you’re not careful. Modern civilization in fact reeks of such dangers. The steam train hurtling blindly into the darkness ahead is simply one of them.”

Natsume Sōseki, “Kusamakura”, 1906.

RKS French Literature: Extreme Poverty and Quasi Starvation (Émile Zola)

“Buried beneath the blanket, all that could be seen of her was her long face with its broad features, which had a certain heavy beauty, but which at the age of thirty-nine, had already been disfigured by her life of poverty and the seven children she had borne.

She told him how there was no food in the cupboard, and how the little ones kept asking for bread and butter, how there was no coffee left, and how the water gave you colic, and about the long days spent trying to cheat their hunger with boiled cabbage leaves.”

Émile Zola, “Germinal”, 1885.

RKS French Literature: The Reek of the Human Herd in the Coal Miner’s Tenement (Émile Zola)

“At the Maheus’ house, Number Sixteen in the second block, nothing stirred. Thick darkness filled the one and only first-floor room: it bore down like a crushing weight on the people sleeping there, whose presence could be felt rather than seen as they lay crowded together, their mouths open, stunned by exhaustion. Despite the bitter cold outside, the air was heavy with the warmth of the living, that stuffy heat to be found even in the best-kept bedrooms, with its reek of the human herd.”

Émile Zola, “Germinal”, 1885.

RKS Japanese Literature: Suffering the Result of Attachment (Natsume Sōseki)

“While we live in this world with its daily business, forced to walk the tightrope of profit and loss, true love is an empty thing, and the wealth before our eyes mere dust. The reputation we grasp at, the glory that we seize, is surely like the honey that the cunning bee will seem sweetly to brew only to leave his sting within it as he flies. What we call pleasure in fact contains all suffering, since it arises from attachment.”

Natsume Sōseki, “Kusamakura”, 1906.

RKS Japanese Literature: The Lack of Beauty of Western Food (Natsume Sōseki)

“Not a single Western food has a color that could be called beautiful-the only exception I can think of are salad and radishes. I’m in no position to speak of its nutritional vale, but to the artist’s eye it is a thoroughly uncivilized cuisine. On the other hand, artistically speaking, everything on a Japanese menu, from the soups to the hors d’oeuvres to the raw fish, is beautifully conceived. If you did no more than gaze at the banquet tray set before you at an elegant restaurant, without lifting a chopstick, and then go home again, the feast for the eyes would have been more than sufficient to make the visit worth your while.”

Natsume Sōseki, “Kusamakura”, 1906.