RKS Literature: Rosie and the Priest (Giovanni Boccaccio)

“So to begin, there’s a village not far from here called Varlungo, as every one of you knows or will have heard from other people. I had once a valiant priest, a fine figure of a man who served the ladies well. He was not much of a reader, but every Sunday he would spout wholesome holy verbiage beneath the churchyard elm to refresh the spirits of his parishioners. When the men were off somewhere, he would come visiting their wives more solicitously than any priest they’d ever had before. Sometimes bringing religious bits and pieces, holy water or candle-ends into their houses, and giving them his blessings.”

Giovanni Boccaccio, “Decameron”.

RKS Literature: The Good Book and the Reality in the Colonial Woods (James Fenimore Cooper)

“I have heard it said that there are men who read in books to convince themselves there is a God. I know not but man may so deform his works in the settlement, as to leave that which is so clear in the wilderness a matter of doubt among traders and priests. If any such there be, and he will follow me from sun to sun through the windings of the forest, he shall see enough to teach him that he is a fool, and that the greatest of his folly lies in striving to rise to the level of One he can never equal, be it in goodness or power.”

James Fenimore Cooper, “The Last of the Mohicans”, 1826.

RKS 2026 British Columbia Wine: Smith & Montpetit 2023 Muse

Another limited quantity wine from the Smith and Montpetit Winery in the Similkameen Valley in the Canadian province of British Columbia.

100 cases produced.

A Cabernet Franc and Merlot blend. Barrel aged 12 months in 30% two-year-old French oak and 70% in neutral French oak.

Six barrels produced.

Wild yeast fermented.

Aroma: Silky smoothness.  Bingish Cherry. Cranberry. Raspberry. Blackberry. Dark chocolate and tar.

Palate: High strung tightwire cherry intertwined with lavender. Assertive and in your face or better said lively on the palate. Far different than this winery’s rich and heady Merlot and Tempranillo. A seemingly short finish morphs into a much longer one.

Personality: Brash, assertive and eye opening and perhaps even juicy?

Food Pairing: Pork medallions in a raspberry jam and Port reduction sauce.

Cellarbility: Until Canadian Thanksgiving 2027.

Price: $34 CDN.

RKS 2026 British Columbia Wine Rating: 88/100.Gismondi 88.

(Maison Smith Montpetit 2023 Muse, British Columbia VQA, Maison Smith & Montpetit Bottega & Vineyard, (Produced by Mythology Vineyard, Osoyoos, British Columbia) 750 mL, 14.3%).

RKS Literature: Riccardo da Chinzica loses his wife (Giovanni Boccaccio)

“There was once a judge in Pisa with more brains than muscle called Messer Riccardo da Chinzica, who may have thought that what worked well with his studies would satisfy a wife too. Being very rich, he was able to devote considerable time and effort to searching for a good-looking young lady to marry, whereas if he had been able to give himself the sort of professional counselling he gave others, good looks and youth were just what he should have run away from.”

Giovanni Boccaccio’s “Decameron”

RKS Poetry Anthology: Anxiety

ANXIETY

That horrible feeling of terror

Upon waking up

Nothing wrong physically they say

Based on MRI and trusty brain dye

Cognitive therapy

Medications

Mindfulness

CBD

The coping tools

But I am feeling what fools

As I wake up yet again with that feeling of terror

Robert K. Stephen

RKS 2025 Travel: Destination Southeast Asia (Short Attention Span Version): 19October 2025: Of Rabies and the Ozempic Cast from Viking Cruise Lines

19October 2025: Of Rabies and the Ozempic Cast from Viking Cruise Lines

Descending into Siem Reap airport I was taken by the sparseness of vegetation and the flat topography. I was thinking Cambodia…jungle. On the bus to the hotel one can see what is referred to a mountain in the far distance. Flat fields with scrawny cattle grazing. The sparse traffic encountered are motorcycles. A few villages stamped with poverty, children in bare feet and feral dogs. What did my travel physician say about Cambodia…stay away from dogs and with some 200,000 dog bites a year sounds like a plan.

An embarrassing “gringo moment” upon arrival to Sofitel Angkor Phokeetrhra Hotel and Golf Resort being greeted by a traditional dance troupe…a show for the gringos!

Right to the dining room for lunch. The furnishings, service and menu indicate a true luxury hotel in a sea of archaeological heaven and poverty. Golf anyone? Perhaps a glass of champagne at the champagne bar?

An excellent lunch of sea bass in Putanesca sauce cooked to perfection with tossed greens and tomato salad for the brave (or the foolish). Chocolate tart with vanilla ice cream for dessert. ABC International, our tour company, says beer is VERBOTEN unless you pay $5USD. Obnoxious and parsimonious considering the large amount of USD paid for this trip! Excellent Angkor Wat lager!

Sofitel Angkor Phokeetrhra Hotel and Golf Resort is colonial in style with a plenitude of gleaming polished wood throughout. Our room 139 comfortable but a more colonial style than Singapore Shangri-la and Peninsula Bangkok. The bathroom is somewhat outdated and not what one might expect from a Sofitel.

Wanting to explore just a tad and get the legs moving I went with a couple of birds from ABC International to a pharmacy across the road from the hotel. A very busy street with waves of motorcycles and tuk tuk drivers gently inveigling you for their services. There are no pedestrian cross walks near the hotel and the traffic lights are rarely obeyed so crossing the street is a bit of a challenge. There are a few tourist centric businesses about including large souvenir and carpet shops and restaurants. There is a huge ramshackle buffet restaurant for locals intriguing to look at and with a buffet supper for $4USD sign me up! Not really as food safety Cambodia ranks behind Singapore and Thailand. There is clean adventuresome eating and there is unclean exotic! As my travel physician stated exercise extreme care in eating in Cambodia and be most careful hiking off the beaten path….landmines.

Oh back to the pharmacy which is a true pharmacy dispensing medications only unlike a U.S. or Canadian pharmacy which have morphed into mini supermarkets in the last couple of decades. There is a huge poster advertising rabies vaccine with a salivating German Sheppard. Perhaps a good business in a country with over 200,000 dog bites a year. Most medications at pharmacies do not require a prescription although I have heard many of the prescriptive medications may be counterfeit.

Back in the hotel lobby a bizarre sight of about 40 obese Americans with fanny packs heading out (in very loud voices) to some excursion. Could this be a cast from an Ozempic television advertisement? I see on a hotel poster board activities for Viking Cruise Lines. Are these the sophisticated passengers I see depicted in Viking Cruise line commercials. Worthy of a frog shirt scandal at the pool!

America is the 10th most obese country in the world and Canada 50th so pardon me staring at our supersize friends to the south. Quite a touristic site and what a goldmine for American pharmaceutical companies!

RKS Poetry Anthology: The Insurance Man and the Pervert

The Insurance Man and the Pervert

He squats

Contentedly roasting marshmallows

While hamburgers scream inside

As if the fats too hot

While far way

An ulcerated appraiser

Nightmares on his next day’s work

Robert K. Stephen

RKS 2025 Travel: Destination Southeast Asia (Short Attention Span Version):19October2025: Siem Reap, Cambodia: Treated Like a Criminal

19October2025: Siem Reap, Cambodia: Treated Like a Criminal

Siem Reap here we come! My main reason for travelling with ABC International was to discover the ancient civilization of Angkor Wat.

Brutal timing awaits as up at 05:45 to finish off packing and leave bags outside room at 06:45 before heading down to breakfast. Not having much of an appetite for breakfast at this ungodly hour which is almost a crime because it is excellent although what breakfast could compare to that served at the Shangri-La Singapore! A slice of mango and papaya, croissant with scrambled eggs and a cup of jasmine tea.

On the bus at 07:45 to the secondary Bangkok airport much quieter than the main airport. ABC International, with a “fine eye for details” booked our flights failing to have seats assigned to match our preferences. Luckily managed to snag an aisle seat. At 6’3 don’t cram me into a window or aisle seat please.

A quick 45-minute flight. Facial recognition, thumb prints and electronic passport scan makes one feel like an inmate as opposed to a tourist. Our profiles must be now accessible throughout the globe. Privacy?

My plane food was forgotten (would not have eaten it anyways) but all the tour group forfeited their chow which was given to our tour director who dropped it off at a children’s hospital en route to our hotel.

Siem Reap has a newly constructed airport. It is so new you can smell its newness. Our flight was the only game in town so the airport was deserted.

Off we head in this poverty-stricken country to Sofitel Angkor Phokeetra Golf Resort and Spa. A bit incongruous with poverty is a lush beautifully maintained golf course. A beacon of luxury in a sea of poverty. The awkwardness continued with the Ozempic Crowd from Kansas.

RKS Poetry Anthology: COSTCOLYPSE NOW!

COSTCOLYPSE NOW!

Surreal moment

8February2026 08:23 Saturday morning

Where are those Super Bowl drums?

Flats will not suffice

Minus 23

Fifty-six people in line waiting for the doors to open and bask in some warmth

Attacking the aisles as if on a Bell-UH-1 attack!

If Lieutenant Colonel “Bill” Kilgore were by my side he would proclaim

“I LOVE THE SMELL OF COSTCO HOT DOGS IN THE MORNING!”

Robert K. Stephen

RKS Literature: How to Use Your Enemies: Choose Your Friends (Baltasar Graciáno)

Choose Your Friends  

….they should become so after being examined by discretion, tested by fortune and certified not simply by your will but your understanding. Although the most important thing in life, it’s usually the one over which least care is taken: some are forced upon us, most are the result of pure chance. A person is defined by the friends they have, and the wise never make friends with fools.

Baltasar Graciáno, How to Use Your Enemies,1647.