Crazy8s: “The Reveal”: Sweet, Tender and Compassionate Sewn Nicely Together with a Chuckle: A Comedic Fairy Tale?

“The Reveal” if I may remark in a cheesy way using a word my Grade One teacher drilled in our young noggins never to write in a sentence is nice. It is also sweet, tender, compassionate and at times humorous. It operates in a dual universe of two different reveals.

The reveal is an event making Stevie a non-binary stand-up comedian (Emilee Nimentz) racked with anxiety as she is transitioning to a he commencing with testosterone injections. Stevie is “coming out!” a second time. The first was announcing she was a lesbian. (Man, these categories and pronouns are making me confused and probably guilty of misstatements just like Stevie’s father. Take your audience members and film critics as you find them please as their reality may be he and she).

Stevie’s sister Kate is hosting a baby reveal party where she and her partner Curtis will announce the gender of their soon to be born baby. What a time to announce to Stevie’s family she is transitioning.

The result is warm and fuzzy. Embraces and smiles. A fairy tale? Who knows but this is the movies so smile and enjoy the happy vibes. The stand-up comedy adds a degree of innovation to the short and is outrageously enjoyable.

You watch trailer here https://crazy8s.film/films/the-reveal/

Directed and written by Jackie Hoffart.

RKS 2025 CANADIAN Short Film Rating 83/100.

The Crazy8s Film Society is pleased to announce that this year’s host for their annual filmmaking challenge is award-winning Indigenous actress and director Grace Dove. The highly anticipated Crazy8s Gala event will take place at The Centre in Vancouver on March 29, 2025, with a star-studded afterparty at Science World. Crazy8s is an 8-day short filmmaking challenge and program that provides support and funding to six emerging filmmakers to produce a short film and then showcase it at the Gala.

Strange Afflictions Besiege White House in Washington: Sanaa, Yemen: Spoof Health News Services: 26March2025

Spoof reports a possible epidemic is sweeping Washington afflicting members of the Republican Party.

Dr. Gooey Gupta, prominent celebrity physician, speaking to The Association of Media Loving Physicians addressed the audience remarking, “I find it difficult to speak with confidence about what I am to tell you as the Centre for Disease Control is on its way to elimination and there is no independent data on health issues affecting Americans to be had. I had attempted to speak with the Secretary of Health but was unavailable being busy  watching “Curb Your Enthusiasm “ reruns.

The United States population, and for that matter the global population, is suffering from Trumpgression and Muskosis. This is a severe psychiatric situation and attempts to develop a vaccine have been unsuccessful. The only possible cure is to ensure DJT fails in his attempt to “secure” a third term in office which apparently Steve Bunions is “working on”.

A new health issue is affecting many American politicians in Washington somewhat akin to Tourettes Syndrome almost exclusively affecting Republican politicians. When asked their views on matters that could lead to critical thoughts about their leadership they involuntarily shout not obscenities but rather, “Liar! Sleazebag! False news!”

A secondary symptom would be “Denialosis” where possible “true facts” are hotly denied by a process of denigration of any bearer of possible “true facts”.

Spoof notes that Dr. Gupta was booed off the stage with cries of, “Liar! Sleazebag”. The prior speaker had been discussing massive income tax cuts promised by the current Administration for American physicians.

Spoof is hot on this story and will update you with emerging details as they become known.

RKS 2025 Film: “Misericordia”: Anger, Violence, Guilt and Lustcentric Blind Eyes

Jérémie Pastor (Félix Kysyl), an unemployed baker from Toulouse, returns to his native country village to attend the funeral of his former boss and town baker J.P. Rigal. A one-night stay at widower Martine Rigal’s (Catherine Frot) extends itself to no set date.

Vincent Rigal (Jean-Baptiste Durand) expresses hostility then violence towards Pastor thinking he wants to cozy up with Martine his mother so he can then sleep with her. At one point fighting with Pastor he knocks him to the ground saying leave this town or else. Pastor then retaliates to the point it would appear there is an uneasy stalemate.

Pastor makes some sexual moves on grubby and obese Walter (David Ayala) infuriating Walter who chases him out of his house shooting a rifle in the escaping Pastor’s direction.

Amidst this aggression and violence a murder (or perhaps an act of self-defence) is committed and the body buried in the forest.

Guess who’s coming to dinner!

The facts gradually point to who the murderer is but due to heavy currents of hetro and homo lust swirling about the obvious truth pointing to the killer the obvious is ignored in blind eye fashion. A bizarre philosophical and lustful abbey (Jacques Develay) adds to the complications.  Martine is shyly lustful. Pastor is lustful. Walter is lustful pretending not to be. The gendarmes are lustful and diabolical not sexually but in hot pursuit of the killer. Vincent is not lustful but fatally hot headed. The killer is racked by Raskolnikovian guilt and ready to jump off a cliff overlooking a beautiful autumnal forest he is saved by godly lust!

In Misericordia does lust foster sets of blind eyes? It seems so. Forget the whodunit in the film as we viewers already know the identity of the murderer.

This film by Alain Guiraudie nominated for 7 César Awards including best film and best director.

Joint French/Spanish/Portuguese production.

You can watch the trailer here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wk2SgBIoF4

Theatrical release of the film commences in Canada 28March2025.

RKS 2025 Film Rating 72/100.

RKS Wine: Moving Beyond The Great American Pull to Develop the Canadian Wine Industry

One result of Trumpian aggression towards Canada has been The Great American Pull removing American alcohol products from Canadian liquor stores. A quasi Nouveau Prohibition.

Patriotic Canadians can clap, cheer and make a “sacrifice” foregoing Californian wine foistered upon them by profit driven liquor control boards luxuriating in easy profits from customers they have historically indoctrinated by offering shelves loaded with Californian, Oregonian and Washington State wines.

Looking at the Vintages shelves in a Liquor Control Board of Ontario store even in those proudly bearing the moniker “flagship store” Ontario wines are dwarfed by ex-Canadian wines. Despite wobbly and insincere statements about promoting Ontario wines the truth is ex-Canada rules! Even Ontario wines suffer from Niagara imperialism crowding out Prince Edward County and Lake Erie North Shore wines. Where are the wines from Nova Scotia, British Columbia and Quebec?

How then to promote Canadian wines given this golden opportunity to seize the moment and truly foster Canadian wineries?

Much talk exists about removing the barriers of interprovincial trade that has had the SAQ in Quebec and the LCBO stomping their feet like angry toddlers where interprovincial orders by customers are placed. Courier companies threatened when they deliver such orders. Let’s get working on reducing interprovincial barriers to trade. No need to arrest that poor fellow bringing in a couple of cases of beer purchased in Quebec across the New Brunswick-Quebec border!

Geez! Given there is no Muskian DOGE movement to “rationalize” provincial liquor monopolies can we expect some pedal to the metal action by Canadian federal political parties developing platforms for the upcoming 28April2025 Canadian federal election?

Should any of these parties form the next Canadian government what positive steps are promised to promote Canadian wines?  I have asked the Liberal party, the Conservative party and the New Democratic party their plans to promote Canadian wine in their electoral platforms. No reply yet. Will I wait until hell freezes over?

My interactions with wineries in Ontario and British Columbia point to a near total lack of a provincial or federal wine promotion budget.

I was invited to attend the first Wine and Travel Week Conference in Porto in 2023. Various wine producing associations, wineries and tourism boards were present to promote their products, regions, wine routes and touristic sites. Gala dinners with Michelin starred restaurants. Presentations. Individual one on one meetings. Three days of travel to visit wineries, gastronomic and touristic sites in one of 6 Portuguese wine producing areas. In the exhibition area with the “vendors” not a bottle of wine in sight. The focus was on wine tourism.

Wine tourism does not consist of drawing visitors to wineries as face it how many wineries can you visit. At some point, cellars, tasting rooms, merchandise and tours are repetitive. In the wine tourism concept the goal is a total package consisting of the winery, gastronomy and touristic sites.

Many Canadian wineries are aware of the concept of wine tourism. They strive to bring “wine tourists” for more than the basic winery type tour/offerings to include accommodation, music, movies in the vineyard, yoga and cooking classes.

The European Union has a huge wine tourism budget that includes bringing international media and tour operators on a FAM (no cost) basis to visit wineries, nearby tourist sites and restaurants in the wine region to promote the region as a package. Each component of the package feeds off each other in a symbiotic relationship.

Isn’t it time for some governmental money, be it municipal, provincial or federal to promote Canadian wine tourism? Shouldn’t tourism boards, chambers of commerce, restaurants and wineries take an integrated as approached to a siloed approach?

Bring Canadian and foreign journalists to various Canadian wine producing regions to showcase wineries, tourist sights and local gastronomy. Canadian wine regions have more to offer than musty smells, tasting rooms and eateries as they have an entire geographic area that should have international appeal.

I was embarrassed at this Wine and Travel Week event I attended when several people asked why Canada and/or its wine regions was not present. What could I say but responding that was an interesting question. The answer is either ignorance or lack of money most likely more of the latter.

Those who care about the Canadian economy to which Canadian wineries contribute to in spin off benefits, wages and taxes should be asking their brave provincial and federal governments their plans to promote Canadian wine tourism that transcend platitudes and provide a well thought out programme and cash. Follow the money!

Crazy8s: “My Mother the Zombie”: Teenage Lust in Threatening Overdrive Meets Mother Zombie

Running since 1999, Crazy8s is an annual 8-day short filmmaking challenge providing support and funding to 6 emerging and mid-career filmmakers to produce a short film and provides training opportunities to crew and cast. After a Gala Screening and Afterparty, the films go on to be seen by audiences worldwide at film festivals and on other distribution channels.

Kiera (Sophie Thom) is a shy 14-year-old teen unsure of herself often nervously scratching her nail polish off her fingers. Is the shyness a result of her mother being a zombie? Zombies require fresh meat and Kiera goes hunting for mother zombie’s dinner by shooting birds with a slingshot.

In this short mother zombie can be said to be hunting for Kiera and she’s really going to satisfy her appetite for some time.

Thom earns her chops as an actress here including some captivating facial expressions, professionalism seemingly well beyond her 14 years.

Screening at Crazy8s’ Gala on 29March2025 in Vancouver.

Directed by Samantha Pineda and written by Loretta Seto.

RKS Canadian Short Film Rating 91/100.

You can see the full slate of Crazy8s’ shorts at their 29March2025 gala in Vancouver.

Watch the trailer here https://crazy8s.film/films/my-mother-the-zombie/

RKS 2025 Wine: Bargain Priced Portuguese Wine: Evel Tinto from the Douro

The Evel “brand” was born in 1913.

The grapes in this Evel Tinto are from three different quintas two of which are cool climate and the third warm climate. It is a blend of Tinta Roriz (30%), Touriga Franca (30%), Tinta Barroca (30%) and Touriga Nacional (10%). Fermentation was in stainless steel vats and was aged in French oak vats for eight months prior to bottling.

At $14.95 what quality can it deliver? Plenty.

Aroma: Raspberry, black cherry, dried cranberry, blueberry with discrete oak notes.

Palate: Creeping but gentle tannins. Smooth with just the tiniest edge to it particularly on its moderately long finish. Strawberry and raspberry with just a hint of raspberry jam. The wine on the palate seems more leaning towards excellent structure as opposed to a plenitude of fruits.

Personality: Smooth operator I am. Not elegant just smooth and easy down the hatch.

Food Match: Cod in a tomato sauce with onions, garlic, capers and olives. Perhaps with the never-ending number of recipes in Portugal for bacalhau perhaps what is described above can be a bacalhau! Red wine with fish? Certainly, with many bacalhau variations!

Cellarbility: Consume in 2025.

Price: $14.95 CDN.

RKS 2025 Wine Rating: 88/100. Wine Align community score 88.

(Evel Tinto 2021 Douro, Douro D.O.C., Real Companhia Vela, V.N.D.G, Portugal, 750 ml, 13.5%).

(Poetry Break): It is Rude to Mock Those with Dementia

We must not mock those suffering from dementia
I caught a clip of some comedian hawking virtual cards about the orange toad
Had a great laugh about the mocking of a twit specializing in bankruptcy and failed coups
like a kamikaze pilot taking out the enemy
then
someone told me this was not a joke
Not a Saturday Night Live Skit
but a real live twit
Isn’t it time to realize
perhaps
that this man
needs some help
but suggest that and millions of followers
will begin to yelp
man it is obvious this international embarrassment is in dire need of help!
A performer in “Nightmare Alley” ?

Robert K. Stephen

RKS 2025 CANADIAN Film: “The Dogs”: A Suggestive Brain May Be Popping Around Like Popcorn Watching This One

Perhaps my brain has popped around just a bit too much and after reviewing 200 films yearly how do you think your brain would be?

Of late many “horror movies” are more suggestive of the horror of mental illness than in ghoulish figures and spooky noises. Think of “Chucky” or “Freddy”. Both meet the definition of mental illness so are most horror movies but an analysis of severe mental illness?

Take for example the Canadian film “The Dogs”. Set in what some residents of Wolf Hollow in Northern Ontario call a haunted farmhouse in the isolated countryside. Yep, if it is not some isolated cabin in the woods why not an isolated farmhouse in the countryside?

City dweller Katherine Weaver (Kathleen Munroe) thinks she sees a car running outside her residence yet again believing it is her ex-husband who is a bit off although how much so who knows at this early point in the movie. She packs up like a streak of lightning dragging along sulky and moody teenage son Cameron (Donavan Colan) off to the countryside to escape her ex.

Mother and son rent a deserted and ramshackle farmhouse in Wolf Hollow through the services of realtor Ken Armstrong. Guess what? Cameron is terrified when he sees and hears mighty strange things. You viewers may be terrified especially when the story unfolds revealing brutal murder(s) and fatal dog attacks. And those salivating nasty dogs will give you the heebie jeebies.

No one believes Cameron when he tells them what he has seen and heard similar to many victims of horror who are often poo pooed. His stories sound far fetched and when he is not believed he becomes wildly aggressive and it is logical to think he has lost it. After all, his mother alludes to certain issues with her ex and frets to Cameron, “This is how it starts.”

Cameron secretly calls his father who in a cheerful manner hints Cameron’s mother is a bit off and given her quick flight seemingly irrational. Yes, she is a bit odd. Your brain is faced with the possibility any of Cameron, his father and mother are mentally ill. My take was Cameron is off the rails as after all he is under great emotional stress not having a happy mom and dad and by the way prior to arriving at Wolf Hollow has been suffering nightmares. This possible creep of Cameron’s mental illness caused chills to run down my spine.

You will conclude there is indeed mental illness in the Weaver family but you’ll have to watch the film to find out who it is.

A tale of brutal murder and nasty salivating canines. A guessing game who should be classified under the DSM manual. A thriller? A whodunit? A classic horror movie or a nouveau horror movie with its mental illness angle?

In Canada a broadcast premiere and availability on demand at Hollywood Suite on 26March2025.

RKS 2025 CANADIAN Film Rating 88/100.

Directed by Valerie Buhagiar.

Crazy 8’s: Film is Like a Box of Chocolates: W7éyle (Moon’s Wife)

Running since 1999, Crazy8s is an annual 8-day short filmmaking challenge providing support and funding to 6 emerging and mid-career filmmakers to produce a short film and provides training opportunities to crew and cast. After a Gala Screening and Afterparty, the films go on to be seen by audiences worldwide at film festivals and on other distribution channels.

Crazy 8 shorts are like a box of chocolates as in Forest Gumpian fashion you never quite know what you will get but you know it will be sweet.

W7éyle (Moon’s Wife) is as good as a syrupy cherry enclosed in milk chocolate.

An indigenous Secwépemc woman (Grace Dove) recounts the story of the Moon’s Wife to her lover Greg (William Belleau). This Indigenous tale has the Moon’s lover journey far into the sky to be with the Moon but an argument ensues between them and the Moon affixes her to the moon where she laments her inability to return to her people. A tragedy is only a tragedy if a culture places importance of being with your fellow humans.  

Greg fails to comprehend the woman’s lament that living forever and being stuck on the moon would deprive her of being with her people. She respects the cycle of life from birth to death and sees death as an opportunity to be amongst her ancestors not an occurrence to be fearful of.

On the market there is an immortality pill which Greg believes will enable him and the woman to be together forever. She is no advocate of the Ethical Suicide Parlour but perhaps more of a Billy the Poet contemplated in Kurt Vonnegut’s “Welcome to the Monkey House” as she views death as part of the cycle of life which she embraces at least in theory. But offered this immortality pill what is her choice?

An intriguing melding of science fiction and fantasy with Indigenous culture. No cultural hard sell here but highly effective and entertaining.

Directed and written by Amanda Wandler.

Watch the trailer here https://crazy8s.film/films/w7eyle-moons-wife/

Screening at the Crazy8’s gala in Vancouver 29March2025.

RKS 2025 CANADIAN Short Film Rating 92/100.

The 27th Thessaloniki International Documentary Festival: “Sticks and Stones-Unmasking the Truth of Cyberbullying”

TIDF was a wrap on 16March2025 but I have a couple more documentaries left in my review basket such as “Sticks and Stones-Unmasking the Truth of Cyberbullying” from Australia and Greece.

I can’t see this as a classic documentary but rather an educational video directed towards parents of children active on social media.

Cyberbullying is often the perfect crime. Create a fake account as 75% of Australian teens admit to doing and you can harass, intimidate, threaten, demean, mock and it is anonymous.

I recall many years ago, was it in grade three, where three boys of my age hung around the school after school to engage me in a fight. Three against one cowardly! But I held my own. I knew them. It was face to face bullying. It was in the physical world where sticks and stones exist unlike cyberbullying where the bully is wearing a mask of anonymity. Without involved parents, mentors or teachers offering support the victim is alone. In cyberbullying there is a bully, bystanders and a target.

As adults we are aware of the destructive psychological and physical effects of cyberbullying and on occasion a psychologically battered victim takes their life.

This production adds value to the explanation of cyberbullying particularly through interview quips with Evelyn M. Field a psychologist and Maria Gindidis a Principal, Senior Lecturer and Director Unit Quality and Teacher Enhancement at Monash University.

Recently here in Toronto there has been a push to ban the use of cell phones in classrooms. What caught my ear was an interview of a teacher who explained a student without a phone was like an addict without a drug. Gindidis reminds us social media for a child is an integral part of their world and their reality unlike for many adults where it is seen as separate from their identity.

Although more of an educational video it is worth a watch. As Bully Zero in Australia assisted in the production you might want to check out their website https://www.bullyzero.org.au/

Directed by Georgios Goris.