Legless Lager Louts
A phenomenon in the United Kingdom I am told
A few pints and the timid become bold
Occasionally dampered by a police chokehold
You see them as tourists in countless European cities and towns in the ubiquitous Irish pub
Safe and comforting place to eat bangers and mash grub
Eaten by a tattooed thug
Or rioting at a party on a Greek island without shame
Intoxicated gay abandon is their game
Fornicating on the beaches is so lame
But it beats having to go to a shitty job each day on the tube or train
My goodness the lager has transformed their brain
They are nothing more than tragically inane
Robert K. Stephen
