RKS Literature: What Drives Frankenstein to Create His Monster? (Mary Shelley)

“No one can conceive the variety of feelings which bore me onwards like a hurricane in the first enthusiasm of success. Life and death appeared to me in ideal bounds, which I should first break through, and pour a torrent of light into our dark world. A new species would bless me as its creator and source; many happy and excellent natures would owe their being to me. No father could claim the gratitude of his child so completely as I should deserve theirs. Pursuing these reflections, I thought that if I could bestow animation upon lifeless matter, I might in the process of time (although I now found it impossible) renew life where death had apparently devoted the body to corruption.”

Mary Shelley, “Frankenstein”, 1818.

RKS Literature: The Miserable Details of Commerce (Mary Shelley)

“The day of my departure at length arrived. Clerval spent the last evening with us. He had endeavored to persuade his father to permit him to accompany me and to become my fellow student but in vain. His father was a narrow-minded trader and saw idleness and ruin in the aspirations and ambition in his son. Henry deeply felt the misfortune of being debarred from a liberal education. He said little, but when he spoke I read in his kindling eye and in his animated glance a restrained but firm resolve not to be chained to the miserable details of commerce.”

Mary Shelley, “Frankenstein”, 1818.

Canada, Denmark, Greenland, Columbia and Taiwan to Form Coalition of the Threatened

Spoof News Services: Grimsby, Ontario: 5January2026: Reliable sources amply reimbursed by Spoof News Services have learnt of a secret meeting between officials from Canada, Denmark, Greenland, Columbia and Taiwan at the exclusive Lux Resort in the High Mountains of Grimsby, Ontario.

Sources stated the meeting was to discuss the formation of a Coalition of the Threatened (COT). One the sources, a janitor at the Lux Resort, stated he overheard delegates discussing the formation of COT whilst he was cleaning up runny poop from the meeting room’s carpet spewed by a Greenlander’s Arctic Husky dog.  

An unnamed Canadian governmental source told Spoof due to recent events in Caracas and on the high seas of Venezuela delegates are concerned “they will be next”. Canada is rich in minerals and fresh water. Columbia has a thriving carnation cultivation industry. Greenland has abundant minerals and a booming whale meat industry. Taiwan is like the Ukraine of China ripe for the picking.

The Canadian source noted the breakdown of international law and an obvious resource grab of Venezuelan oil.  “They could land a few helicopters in Ottawa and Prime Minister Carney could be joining Maduro in the courts of lower Manhattan. Premier Doug Ford of the Canadian province of Ontario has been marked by U.S. officials as an anti tariff terrorist. Put two and two together.”

Spoof will continue reporting on this breaking development.

RKS 2025 Wine: The Best Wines of 2025

94 Colchester Estate Winery Grand CREW Cabernet Sauvignon (Canada)

94 Stag’s Hollow 2022 Renaissance Merlot Okanagan Valley (Canada)

94 Hester Creek 2022 Old Vine Cabernet Franc (Canada)

94 Schild Estate Angus Brae Vineyard 2020 Shiraz (Australia)

94 Big Head Red #11 (Canada)

94 El Enemigo 2021 Single Vineyard Bonarda (Argentina)

94 Chateau Ste Michelle Indian Wells Columbia Valley Cabernet Sauvignon (USA)

94 Pedra Cancela 2018 Vinha da Fidalgo (Portugal)

93 Moraine 2022 Cabernet Merlot (Canada)

93 Henry of Pelham Family Estate Bin 106  2023 Lost Boys Baco Noir (Canada)

93 Stag’s Hollow 2022 Pinot Noir Shuttleworth Creek (Canada)

93 Thorn Clarke Pinot Noir Chardonnay Brut NV (Australia)

93 Bachelder Single Vineyard Bai Xu 2021 Gamay Noir (Canada)

93 Stag’s Hollow 2022 Renaissance Chardonnay (Canada)

93 Palatine Hills 2023 Viognier (Canada)

93 Jaque Mate 2019 Reserva Malbec (Argentina)

92 Clemente VII Chanti Classico (Italy)

92 Peller Estates 2022 Private Reserve Cabernet Franc (Canada)

92 Henry of Pelham 2020 Family Estate Pinot Noir (Canada)

92 Montes Alpha 2021 Special Cuvée Cabernet Sauvignon (Chile)

92 East Dell 2022 Estates Morgan Vineyard Gewurtztraminer (Canada)

RKS Film: Best Films of 2025

96 Athens Midnight Radio (Greece)

95 Headcase (short) (Canada)

95 Self Driver (Canada)

95 Stelios (Greece)

94 Hole (short) (Korea)

93 Vermiglio (Italy)

93 Loren & Rose (United States)

93 Morningside (Canada)

93 Cloud (Japan)

93 Sweet Angel Baby (Canada)

92 Saigon Kiss (Vietnam)

92 Moon’s Wife (Canada)

92 Our Monsters (Canada)

92 Ya Dang (Korea)

92 Old Woman with a Knife (Korea)

92 The Legacy of Cloudy Falls (Canada)

92 Filip (Poland)

92 Skeet (Canada)

RKS Film: Best Documentaries of 2025

96 Death Plan for a Man and a Dog (Greece)

95 Soundtrack to a Coup D’Etat (Belgium/Netherlands)

95 Mediha (USA)

94 Divia (Ukraine)

93 Ghosts of the Sea (Canada)

92 A Fly on the Wall (India)

92 Queer Acts of Love and Resistance (Canada)

92 Unwelcomed (Chile)

RKS Literature: Parents as Creators Not Tyrants (Mary Shelley)

“No human being could have passed a happier childhood than myself. My parents were possessed by the very spirit of kindness and indulgence. We felt that they were not the tyrants to rule our lot according to their caprice, but the agents and creators of all the many delights which we enjoyed. When I mingled with other families, I distinctly discerned how peculiarly fortunate my lot was, and gratitude assisted the development of filial love.

Mary Shelley, “Frankenstein”, 1818.

“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: THE HOLY GRAIL CALLS BUT I KNOW NOT WHY

THE HOLY GRAIL CALLS BUT I KNOW NOT WHY

Today it is my third walk around the block. I met Remy for the first time who is three times my size but so very calm. She let me sniff her. Jump on her side. All this was exciting. I am seeing the outside world and believe you me I now know the meaning of “WALK”. Music to my ears!

The yellow fire hydrant sings in my ears like some Greek goddess. “Come” it beckons. I know not why. What is this sweet music that demands I do something to honour it? Bob says, “Go pee”. Why? I only pee outside and occasionally inside my house. What has a fire hydrant have to do with pee? Puppydom can be so confusing at times!

“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: RORY’S REFLECTIONS ON 2025 AND RESOLUTIONS FOR 2026

RORY’S REFLECTIONS ON 2025 AND RESOLUTIONS FOR 2026

Can anything be more momentous than the year of your birth?

Could anything be more disastrous than being placed with an unloving and mean family? This is not the case for me thank the stars above. I have a loving family. My bowl is full of tasty kibby and always fresh cold water and of course some accidental droppage on the floor I “manage”. I do my best to maintain a clean kitchen floor. A dedicated Westie! I have a good doctor. You know that I have a godfather Mr. G who scouted me out for Bob and Fay. What can you say about a man who swears he will put a horsehead in anyone’s bed that does me harm. Soon I will meet his cats B and N. I hope for a long friendship with them.

Do I have any New Year’s resolutions for 2026? I want to be fully potty trained. Bob has taken me on 4 walks now and tells me I am an excellent walker, in fact the best puppy walker he has seen. Bob tells me to do my business outside on my walks but aren’t I supposed to do it in the backyard? It is a bit complicated!

I want to travel particularly to Niagara-on-the-Lake as I hear Bob and Fay’s prior Westie Dylan loved it. I want to pay my respects to him as his ashes are scattered in three places there and also in Niagara Falls at his favourite spot just before the water plunges down the falls.

I hear much about Dylan BUT NEVER EVER DO I HEAR HE WAS BETTER THAN YOU. Bob is very proud of me and the neighbours in Bob’s old dog walking circle have welcomed me. Once I feel comfortable outside Bob and Fay are taking me to Don Valley Golf Course for a walk. This will be most interesting. I was told Dylan loved this location with his heart and soul. Mr. D and his King Charles Cavalier Billy will be accompanying us. Billy is a bit older than me but I like him bigtime!

“Lost in Puppydom: Rory Dylan Stephen’s Puppydom”: RORY REFLECTS ON 2025

RORY REFLECTS ON 2025

I will be 4 months old tomorrow.

I am blessed.

I have Bob, Fay and their son AJ to take care of me. Likewise, I take care of them….in a way.

I have a bowl full of kibby (as Bob calls kibble), a bowl full of fresh clean water, bits of human food that accidentally drop on the floor and let me tell you I love bread, pasta and cheese. I have a nice comfy crate where I nap to jazz music. I hang outside in the backyard chasing squirrels, digging up acorn shells and do my business. I am starting to go on short walks outside. Today on that walk two cars stopped and the people inside came out and patted me calling me so many nice names. They all miss Dylan the Westie now in the Land Beyond and say Bob is back in the mix on the street with all the new generation of dogs I will soon be familiar with. I have a wonderful dog doctor and although the jabs I receive hurt I trust Bob when he states they are going to keep me healthy. I play and investigate non-stop until I lie down to tired to go on and am taken to my crate for a nap three times a day.

I am chastised and praised. I am hugged and nuzzled and return those endearments.

I am aware I have done wrong but am working on not repeating that wrong.

In short 2025 has been a year of wonderment and happiness. Just watch my numerous “puppy twirls” during the day.

If this amounts to “going to the dogs” give me more!

Are you jealous?