RKS 2025 Canadian Documentary Film: “Goddess of Slide: The Forgotten Story of Ellen McIlwaine”

Canadian writer and director Alfonso Maiorana has crafted a notable documentary on the career of Ellen McIlwaine a brilliant vocalist and guitar player through archival footage, photographs, recreations, interviews and extensive commentary from producers and musicians.

She is not unknown to me as I listened to her music in the 1970’s and early 1980’s when living in Montreal and found her residency there playing with Harmonium and The Ville Emard Blues Band and being recorded by Bill Gagnon a flash in my past.  I may have even unknowingly encountered her at Doudou Boicel’s Rising Sun jazz and blues club where I reviewed performances by some of the great jazz and blues musicians.

As for her style there is a heavy blues influence but add to that Honky Tonk, reggae, ska, scat, gospel and even psychedelic. At moments her slide guitar is reminiscent of the occasional fury of Ravi Shankar’s sitar playing. American by birth but part of her soul was Japanese and Canadian. She died of cancer in Calgary, Alberta in 2021, five months after the filming of the documentary began.

Adopted by American missionary parents she grew up in Kobe, Japan attending a Canadian “international school” of 200 students from 28 nationalities. Instruction was in English but extensive French was taught. She sang in a church choir but loved and was influenced by Ray Charles who was king (but not emperor) in Japan. She left Kobe after graduating from high school and returned to the United States attending two colleges before heading to New York, with only one year of guitar playing experience, to perform in bars and small clubs.

Gradually recognition ensued and she was playing with then unknown Jimi Hendrix gaining some degree of fame in the 1970’s for both her voice and legendary slide guitar abilities. She wrote many of her own songs and collaborated on the writing of others. She was adept at giving her own style to the songs of others. I suggest to further understand her slide guitar excellence listen to her rendition of Stevie Wonder’s “Higher Ground” and for her vocals Steve Winwood’s “Can’t Find My Way Home”.

Praised by her peers and graced by mounting success nonetheless she was a woman in the 1970’s rock world and her creativity, integrity and social consciousness prevented her manipulation by record companies looking for a malleable pop star.

A move to Montreal in the early 80’s gave her breathing room but without a major record label and savvy management international releases were not to be had. She turned to alcohol and realizing her destructive trajectory attended AA to clean her act up. Refreshed and rejuvenated she did play smaller venues in Canada and simply faded away ending up as a school bus driver in Calgary, Alberta. At that sudden point you may have a WTF moment. Playing large venues and collaborating with renowned musicians then poof it’s all gone? As one musician noted this was so sad and unfair. I would take it farther and say what a tragedy.

If you love rockumentaries you will be well rewarded from a sensory and intellectual standpoint.

If in Toronto on 9March2025 you can watch the documentary at Hot Docs Ted Rogers Cinema. Limited U.S.A. screenings in April and May.

You can watch the trailer here https://goddessofslide.com/trailer/

RKS 2025 Canadian Documentary Rating 90/100.

RKS 2025 CANADIAN Wine: Thirty Bench 2020 Winemaker’s Red Blend

A blend of Cabernet Sauvignon, Cabernet Franc and Merlot.

Aroma: Dense notes of blueberry, blackberry, cassis and a bit of milk chocolate.

Palate: Full bodied jammed with black fruit. Tannic. Its acidity is not shy to reveal itself but the death knell of “vibrant acidity” for red wine is not ringing but its noticeability demands food with its consumption. Not one of those sipping wines. Short finish.

Personality: Hey man I am a cool dude and despite the mention above my acids are noticeable I assure you I have never dropped any acid!

Food Match: Cabbage Parm. See the recipe in the New York Times. The caramelized cabbage, tomato sauce and cheese remove the funk from the cruciferous cabbage.

Cellarbility: Given the slight acidity I would consume in 2025.

Price: $22 CDN.

RKS 2025 CANADIAN Wine Rating: 88/100. Wine Align Community Score 89.

(Thirty Bench Winemaker’s 2020 Red Blend, VQA Niagara Peninsula, Thirty Bench Winemakers, Beamsville, Ontario, 750 mL, 13.4%).

RKS 2025 CANADIAN Wine: Henry of Pelham 2020 School House Cabernet Merlot

A blend of Cabernet Sauvignon, Cabernet Franc and Merlot.

Aroma: Penetrating blackberry, black cherry and blueberry in equal mixture ensconced in a gentle oak overlay.

Palate: Broad based moderate tannins. A fine example of a highly disciplined wine and by that, I mean the fruit is there but your keen senses and more time in the bottle will work it out. Quite traditional Bordeaux. Discernable fruit would be blackberry with a side of cassis.

Personality: I am a confident wine of high-quality and breeding. I didn’t spend all that time in finishing school to be discrete and hanging out all over the place. I have the credentials, but not the necessity to be consumed at a high-end Niagara winery dining room.

Food Match:  A well- crafted pot roast as mundane as that may sound.

Cellarbility: Consume by 2027-year end. If drinking in 2025 decant an hour prior to serving.

Price: $28 CDN.

RKS 2025 CANADIAN Wine Rating: 93/100. Vic Harradine 93.

(Henry of Pelham Family Estate 2020 School House Cabernet Merlot, VQA Short Hills Bench, Henry of Pelham Family Estate Winery, St. Catharines, Ontario, 750 mL, 13.5%).

GEMFest 2025: RKS 2025 CANADIAN Film: “Lumen”: Murderous Intent and the $35 Lamp

A study in cinematographic depression courtesy of Yannick Nolan! It’s raining cats and dogs and the radio warns more is coming. Claude (Carmen Sylvestre), a 70-year-old trans sits in a gloomy apartment on a computer chasing down a lamp offered by Anne on Facebook marketplace. Claude jumps to a conclusion a deal has ben reached and heads off to a shower and primping up for his trip to pick up the lamp but returning to his computer has been told it has been sold to his moral outrage under the impression the transaction had been completed.

A horrific “accident” is threatened and suddenly Anne will deliver the lamp. As she arrives at the door with a companion yet another murder is highly possible and it won’t be pleasant being beaten to death by a baseball bat. But there’s nothing like a pot of tea and freshly baked orange cookies to digest what has just happened and it all ends up in the basement with all of Claude’s other mementos! How potentially grisly

Directed by Stéphanie Bélanger.

Screens 6March2025 at 15:00 hrs at VIFF.

GEMFest 2025 celebrates 20 years of celebrating women in film and gender diverse filmmakers.

Robert K. Stephen 2025 CANADIAN Film Rating 88/100.

The Return of the Penniless Pensioner: Chapter Thirteen: Destroying and Rebuilding the State Apparatus: The Destruction of Big America Government Bureaucracy (BAGB): Memories of 1939

The United States has approximately three million employees working in BAGB. Their paycheques are loyalty from an “economic survival” basis hence closely aligned to federal government programmes of the day.

President Oran Crapaud of the United States, seeking to seize power in a more “peaceful way” than his failed Sixtember coup attempt has decided to eliminate all opponents and what better way than attacking the current BAGB.

Considering the suffering and misery caused to American families and communities by BAGB “layoffs” Crapaud selected bulldog “special advisor” Moron Tusk whose Nazi salutes, jumping around like an excited child and waving a chainsaw around like a demented moth rushing towards a lightbulb create a focus of hate for the misery ordered by Crapaud. The focus of hate is on Tusk while Crapaud can project innocence to his base. Tusk is the chump. Tusk is the fall guy. Deservedly his given name of Moron makes total sense. A billionaire turkey.

No one can fault a reorganization and slimming of BAGB but its brutality and wide swath is indicative of a powerplay by Crapaud completely justified in his ideology by the mythical Make America Great Again and The Golden Age. Strike your enemies, as imaginary as they may be, by a Stuka blitzkrieg. Then place MAGA leadership in a slimmed down BAGB. Control baby. Control!

The federal government bureaucracy will be commanded by Crapaud loyalists and peopled by those loyal to Crapaud and his mythical missions! A successful coup would have been easier.

RKS 2025 CANADIAN Film: GEMFest 2025: “Henderson”: Shifting Realities is the Reality

Ally (Lesli Brownlee) from Vancouver has an exciting and winning night at a Las Vegas casino. She wakes up in a suburban hotel not knowing how she got there. She is naked in bed with her clothes scattered about and EEKS a condom on the floor!

She tears out of the hotel walking in a state of confused terror and doom to a gas station realizing her cell phone is dead and she has only a few dollars. She does not know where she is as it is certainly not Las Vegas. As a viewer are we to conclude the worst has happened and Ally is an innocent victim but there is no time for such indulgences on our part as she encounters several people on her trip back into Las Vegas given to her by Nicolas whom she met at the gas station. Nicolas is serving eviction notices.

Ally encounters 5 people post wake-up and all are living their own reality just as singularly is Ally. Arriving at the Las Vegas hotel just in time for her friend’s wedding she shifts her reality to the wedding at hand.

Life is a series of shifting realities where yours is often not even acknowledged by others who are in their own realities.

This Canadian short film was written and directed by Lori Watt.

GEMFest, celebrating its 20th year, champions women in film and gender diverse  filmmakers.

RKS  2025 CANADIAN Film Rating 74/100.

Amy Pickenbobber Launches New “Septic Tank Age of America” Line of Merchandise: Spoof News Services: Guelph, Ontario: 24February2025

At a news conference today first grader Amy Pickenbobber of Guelph, Ontario launched a new retail line of products “Septic Tank Age of America” inspired by her MAGA Patriot Squad abduction in Dunedin, Florida earlier this month. Pickenbobber was “relocated for quarantine purposes” to Guantanamo Bay as a guest of the United States Navy. She was released in a hostage exchange deal shortly thereafter.

Clutching her stuffed Mr. Monkey and wearing her Yankee fighting Laura Secord (formerly a Barbie one) knapsack Pickenbobber explained, “Those MAGA men and their matrons stole me from my parents and took me far away to a place called Guat Bay which was very hot and many bad things were done to so many Spanish speaking people. At night when I went to bedy bye I could hear big bad dogs barking and bright lights kept going back and forth. The only good thing was I could eat all the apple pie and vanilla ice cream I wanted. America was very bad to me and I don’t like this Frump man the MAGA men couldn’t stop whooping about.”

The marketing manager of Pickenbobber’s new line Meester Partout announced the opening line of merchandise with promises of more to come. Customers can purchase a “Trump Urinal September 6th Special” which is a 100% Canadian crafted and manufactured toilet with the inner bowl containing a Mount Rushmorish image of Donald Trump, Moron Tusk and Vice President Jimbo Nochance. Retail price is $679.99 CANADIAN. A dozen toilet paper rolls with a picture of Donald Trump on each square are provided at no charge. Orders received from citizens of Canada, Greenland and Panama before 1March2025 will receive $200 off. Partout stated, “So many people throughout the globe detest a certain vile orange toad and can do little about this as an average citizen. Vilification is therapeutic and the little guy can piss and poop and feel like he or she matters. We regret we can’t ship to the United States as an 865% tariff makes this apparatus of bodily function just too expensive. As our Prime Minister Trudeau is a leader of the Igloo People we must ask do these poor Americans have flushing toilets or are they to come as part of the Golden Age? In the Golden Age only 41% of Americans had flushing toilets.”

The Return of the Penniless Pensioner: Chapter 12: A Dictator Grooms America: Intellectual and Showboat Inner Party Leaders Needed!

In addition to the crude and brutal physical storm troopers like The Shame Boys and The Oath Breakers who terrorize, burn books, bash heads and participate in highly orchestrated performances to further America’s Golden Age such as the notorious (or glorious to some) 6thtober a more “sophisticated” and identifiable gang is required to manage their specialized bureaucracies and push ahead the myth of the Golden Age. Often, they are captains of industry like Moron Tusk but they can be attack dogs with vendettas against those who dare criticize the tenets of the Golden Age like Cashew Pooptell Director of the FBI. Entertainment personalities such as Zeke Hogshead as Secretary of Defence give some pizzazz and popularity to potentially “boring” governmental matters. There can be flamboyant characters in the “inner circle” like cowboy hatted Cristal “Yee Haw” Numbhead as Secretary of Homeland Paranoia. Government is part entertainment, isn’t it?

Easy to build your “senior management group” but it is more difficult but not impossible to tear down the existing structure like the judiciary, armed forces, legislators, media and clergy.

RKS 2025 CANADIAN Wine: Big Head Red #11

Big Head Red #11 is a blend of Malbec, Cabernet Franc, Cabernet Sauvignon, Merlot and Dornfelder from three different vintages and a combination of fresh and appassimento wines.

Following this vintage for 3 releases now it is a blend one looks forward to.

Aroma: Black fruit galore complimented by raspberry and mocha. A bit reminiscent of a high-end Australian Shiraz if I don’t say so. Solid, meaty and serious.

Palate: Intense, deep with a tight structure and enormous discipline. Mildly tannic. Solid mouthfeel. Absolutely no loose ends. It has been aged in French oak but is so clean and unadulterated I initially thought aged in concrete.

Personality: I proudly proclaim I have a uniqueness to me. At my price and quality you will find me difficult to beat. You are beginning to see Big Head at some very pricey high-end restaurants in Ontario and their wine is rather dear but this wine at this price is an opportunity to luxuriate at a modest price.

Provincial Election Match: Avoid all politico ads when consuming this wine and by golly avoid that Trump, Moron Tusk and his gang of bully crazed wreckers.

Cellarbility: Enjoy up to 2027.

Price: $25 CDN.

RKS 2025 CANADIAN Wine Rating: 94/100.

(Big Head #11 Red, Big Head Wines, VQA Ontario, 750 mL, 14%).

Vancouver’s 20th Annual GEMFest Film Festival: “Autophagy”: Harmless Claymation or Wicked Commentary?

“Autophagy”, a British production, could be enjoyed as an amusing claymation trip attractive due to its striking animation and threatening soundtrack. But it could be viewed as a wickedly sarcastic view of those terrible COVID days.

Redcap is a quiet coastal town ravaged by an Octopi Epidemic, a waterborne disease that transforms humans, in a gooey and bloody fashion, into octopi.

The crisis has spread beyond Redcap throughout the nation. Panicked traffic jams inch out of Redcap to perceived safety.

An elderly Redcapian couple living in poverty sit on the couch watching the telly. One is afflicted by the disease slowly transforming into an octopus. There are medicines available but only the well off can afford them leaving the masses unprotected and vulnerable as clean water is also too expensive for many. Poverty and good health are not good bedfellows. A national healthcare system that does not include medication isn’t much help to those who need it most.

And those afflicted are treated like lepers. So much for a caring society where the afflicted are shunned. The short starts with a crude street sweeper shoving his face full of food trying to run down a newly converted octopus.

Even if the message in “Autophagy” criticizes the callousness of society, the failure of a medical system to treat all and the inequality of poverty in relation to mortality it is a most amusing ride!

Directed and animated by Edie Lawrence.

Playing 7March2025 at 13:00hrs at VIFF as a Canadian premiere part of the Rise Short Programme.

The 20th anniversary of GEMFest champions women in cinema and gender-diverse filmmakers.

RKS 2025 Film 91/100.