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Reggie the Egyptian Rescue Dog is Really Back: The End of Reggie?

It was shortly after returning from our restaurant openings in Portugal that I began feeling a bit strange. Suddenly I lost my sense of taste and smell. My beloved chicken kibble stated to taste like sawdust. When out for a walk I had difficulty in smelling where to leave my pee mail. I started toContinue reading “Reggie the Egyptian Rescue Dog is Really Back: The End of Reggie?“

Reggie the Egyptian Rescue Dog Is Back: Reggie’s Alliance with Kim Jong Un and We Open Trial Restaurants in Portugal

You may recall I delivered a message from President Biden to Kim Jong Un, The Supreme Leader of North Korea, that if the United States provided massive food aid to the starving masses of North Korea then North Korea would scrap its missile launching tests. Well the offer was accepted and it worked well forContinue reading “Reggie the Egyptian Rescue Dog Is Back: Reggie’s Alliance with Kim Jong Un and We Open Trial Restaurants in Portugal“

Pump Me Up with The Juice Big Pharma!

Big Pharmariding on the profit kharmayou said initially the vaccine was 96% effective but you never mentioned any time framesneaky bastards playing the profit game?Now suddenly where has your great wisdom slithered?we’ve been ditheredtwo jabs are nowhere near the 96% keeping the virus at baythree jabs now is not a question of defeating the virusContinue reading “Pump Me Up with The Juice Big Pharma!“

Reggie the Egyptian Rescue Dog is Back: Will the Canadians Shine at the Academy Awards?

We had an uneventful flight from Dulles to LAX. Nicole had arranged for a limo to take us to her Malibu home and when we arrived at her spectacular home the housekeeper took us to the beach guest house and then returned with a huge platter of sushi. Nicole, Mr. Urban and their children FaithContinue reading “Reggie the Egyptian Rescue Dog is Back: Will the Canadians Shine at the Academy Awards?“

Ontario Conservative Party and COVID Doublespeak

Have you noticed the new term in government press releases?Activities are no longer prohibited but they are “paused”Tiny Tim is tiptoeing through the flowershoping that the smell of incessant governmental emergency ordersacrid as they may be will be muffled by the sweet smelling flowers Robert K. Stephen

Reggie the Egyptian Rescue Dog Is Back: Off to Hollywood for the Academy Awards! Stopping off to See President Biden First!

Nicole Kidman Productions Ltd. has sent a corporate jet to take Bob, Fay, Dylan the Westie, Mr. Gordon Lightfoot and Martin Malivoire to Los Angeles but our friend President Biden has asked us to stop at Dulles International in Washington to take a quick tour to the White House to meet our friends Joe andContinue reading “Reggie the Egyptian Rescue Dog Is Back: Off to Hollywood for the Academy Awards! Stopping off to See President Biden First!“

Reggie the Egyptian Rescue Dog Is Back: Reggie is Up for an Academy Award!

Needless to say, Bob, Fay, Dylan the Westie and I were floored when we received a call at lunchtime from Nicole Kidman in Los Angeles. “A Dog Saved My Life” is nominated for the best picture, Nicole Kidman for best actress, Mr. Gordon Lightfoot for best song, Reggie The Egyptian Rescue Dog-Russell Crowe for bestContinue reading “Reggie the Egyptian Rescue Dog Is Back: Reggie is Up for an Academy Award!“

Reggie the Egyptian Rescue Dog Is Back: Our North Korean Experience

After our sumptuous feast with Kim and his sister we return to our hotel. Bob leashes us up and takes us for a walk. There are no people on the streets. There is no pee mail in this town of Pyongyang. Could it be all the dogs, a symbol of bourgeoisie decadence, have been confiscatedContinue reading “Reggie the Egyptian Rescue Dog Is Back: Our North Korean Experience“

Reggie the Egyptian Rescue Dog Is Back: Off to North Korea!

After we wake up and have our bowl of kibble and a half cup of jasmine tea in our water bowl Bob takes us dogs aside and says we have a call with President Joe Biden at 2 p.m. What is going on? At 2 p.m. we have a virtual meeting with President Joe BidenContinue reading “Reggie the Egyptian Rescue Dog Is Back: Off to North Korea!“

Reggie the Egyptian Rescue Dog is Back: It’s a Wrap!

Reggie the Egyptian Rescue Dog is Back: It’s a Wrap! Four months after we arrived in Darwin we have finished shooting “A Dog Saved My Life”. I worked almost every day and enjoyed every minute of it although Nicole Kidman made sure I was hydrated as she said this Australian sun can suck the lifeContinue reading “Reggie the Egyptian Rescue Dog is Back: It’s a Wrap!“