The Liquor Control Board of Ontario is busily removing all American alcohol from its shelves.
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Canadian Province of Manitoba Removes All American Alcohol Off Liquor Store Shelves
As announced today by Manitoba Premier Wab Kinew effective immediately in response to President Donald Trump’s tariffs the Manitoba government has issued a directive to stop the sale of American alcohol products at Manitoba liquor marts and no further American alcohol will be ordered. By executive order, as opposed to the legislative process, President Trump’sContinue reading “Canadian Province of Manitoba Removes All American Alcohol Off Liquor Store Shelves”
Canadian Province of British Columbia to Remove United States Red State Liquor From its Shelves Immediately
In a statement today the Premier of British Columbia David Eby announced his government’s response to President Donald Trump’s 25% tariff on all Canadian goods entering the United States with the exception of oil and gas products which will be subject to a 10% tariff. This is a partial ban only applying to “red sate”Continue reading “Canadian Province of British Columbia to Remove United States Red State Liquor From its Shelves Immediately”
Trump’s “Hamburger Helper Plan” Threatens Middle East’s Fragile Stability: Cairo: 3March2025: Spoof News Services
Egyptian President Abdel Fattah El-Sisi spared no kind words for President Donald Trump’s “so called plan” to solve the Israeli blockade of humanitarian aid to Palestine by supplying such aid only south of the Palestinian city of Khan Younis proximate to the Egyptian border with Palestine. The aid was to commence flowing on 5March2025 withContinue reading “Trump’s “Hamburger Helper Plan” Threatens Middle East’s Fragile Stability: Cairo: 3March2025: Spoof News Services”
Melania’s Melatonin Hits Late Night Infomercial Circuit: Blissful Sleeps in Times of Stress! : Des Moines: 3March2025: Spoof News Services:
Spoof has received several complaints from Canadians, Danes, Greenlanders and Mexicans about late night infomercials hawking “Melania’s Melatonin”. The First Lady is seen beaming waving the American flag explaining there are huge amounts of stress in the world particularly in Greenland, Denmark, Canada and Mexico because of the dismal failure of so many to believeContinue reading “Melania’s Melatonin Hits Late Night Infomercial Circuit: Blissful Sleeps in Times of Stress! : Des Moines: 3March2025: Spoof News Services:”
Moscow’s Oligarch Hall of Fame Inducts Donald J. Trump as New Member: 3March2025: Spoof News Services: Stalingrad
Moscow’s Oligarch Hall of Fame today announced a new member Donald Trump, President of the United States. Moscow’s Oligarch Hall of Fame Chairman Petros Polievchinsky, nephew of President Vladimir Putin, made the announcement in a press conference at the Melania Marriot in downtown Stalingrad yesterday evening. Polievchinsky toasting President Trump with a large glass ofContinue reading “Moscow’s Oligarch Hall of Fame Inducts Donald J. Trump as New Member: 3March2025: Spoof News Services: Stalingrad”
Humanitarian Aid Blockade of Palestine to End: Trump Says the United States Has a Heart: Spoof News Services. 3March2025
At a White House briefing this afternoon President Trump explained to a docile and controlled media group (that Spoof has been barred from) the United States has a heart and will soon have aid flowing into Southern Palestine. President Trump took pains to say he has many friends in Palestine and they are great people.Continue reading “Humanitarian Aid Blockade of Palestine to End: Trump Says the United States Has a Heart: Spoof News Services. 3March2025”
Zelensky White House Debacle: Marjorie Taylor Greene Injured in Fracas with Elon Musk: Washington:28February2025: Spoof New Services
Spoof reporters on site at the White House awaiting a post Zelensky-Trump meeting photo-op witnessed a horrific accident. Elon Musk and Marjorie Taylor Greene, “woman about Washington” stationed outside the door of the White House Fireplace Room were exchanging insults during the Zelensky-Trump meeting. Greene calling Musk a useless drain on the backs of theContinue reading “Zelensky White House Debacle: Marjorie Taylor Greene Injured in Fracas with Elon Musk: Washington:28February2025: Spoof New Services”
Wayne Gretzky Statue Vandalized in Edmonton: Spoof News Services: Edmonton, Alberta: 28February2025
In the early morning hours a statue of hockey great Wayne Gretzky was vandalized in the West Edmonton Mall. Philly cheesesteak was smeared all over The Great One. Placards were left behind stating “Ungreat the Great One”, “Stay in Los Angeles with your movie star friends” and “Go Play Golf With Your Orange Toad Friend”.Continue reading “Wayne Gretzky Statue Vandalized in Edmonton: Spoof News Services: Edmonton, Alberta: 28February2025”
Canadian Grandmother Self Immolates in Ottawa Outside of British Embassy: Last Words Were “Bonnie Chicken Charles”: Spoof News Services: Ottawa:28February2025
Canadian grandmother, 89-year-old Prunella Cottswald, self immolated this morning outside the British Embassy in Ottawa, Ontario. The last words uttered by the frail Cottswald were reportedly, “Bonnie Chicken Charles” referring to the refusal of King Charles to defend Canada against the annexation threats to it posed by President of the United States to make CanadaContinue reading “Canadian Grandmother Self Immolates in Ottawa Outside of British Embassy: Last Words Were “Bonnie Chicken Charles”: Spoof News Services: Ottawa:28February2025”
